The Gorilla and the Bombshell
Michelle Bombshell McGee is best known as the heavily tattooed neo Nazi stripper who blew Sandra Bullock's world apart only days after her Oscar win. Now she didn't do that by exploding - her name is only a figure of speech. She did her damage by screwing Sandy's grease monkey hubby Vanilla Gorilla, better known as Jesse James.a fucking idiot fucking an idiot - which is which?
A lot came out about Jesse via Bombshell, such as he likes sleazy broads, he's into the White Power trip (I wonder if he knows Mel Gibson and Michael Richards, and more importantly does Morgan Freeman want his e mail address back. Maybe Sandy's slightly patronizing Oscar night quip about that was another figure of speech?), and he collects Nazi memorabilia. Oh yeah and most importantly that James is a fucking idiot. Much of this reflected badly on Ms Bombshell.
the grass is always greener over the septic tank
Now Bombshell wants to set the record straight by cleaning the slate, or vice versa. The most important thing she wants to get clear to the public is that she didn't do it. More to the point she did do it but she didn't know that she was doing it. If she'd known what she was doing then she'd never have done it. Oh well, that's what we all say. To be concise McGee claims that she thought Gorilla and Mrs Gorilla were dunzo before she got anywhere near the scene of the crime.
now that we've been intimate, lets get personal!
There are a few other things that McGee wants the world to know about her, She's a Sandra Bullock fan, she's not a Nazi, she's a sweet nice person that comes off 'rough' in picture (you got that damn straight. I've seen things run over on the highway that looked like they had less mileage on 'em!), and most importantly she's not that horrible Katvond. Oh yeah, and she's gonna whip that porn star's ass in that slutslugfest that's been set up. Here's Michelle Bombshell McGee to explain herself for herself!
It's finally safe for Tonya Harding to go out in public again!
Coming soon to Wondertrash: America's most frightening reality TV family are getting ready to invade your living room!
pic courtesy of Dr Zaius - no relation to Vanilla Gorilla
They not only know how to handle heavy caliber firearms, but they've also got talent to burn. You ought a see their music video - #1 with the bullet!
