Illuminated Assholes & other public enemies
How do you go from being one of about 100 000 kids posting their videos onto youtube, into being the biggest singing sensation since Susan Boyle? Well if you're Justin Bieber then you've got friends in high places, like Usher. If you are you, or me, then you might want to know how to make those friends. Joining some of the many secret societies favored by celebs, like such as Scientology, Kaballah Inc, and the Illuminati, can be a go was to start. Once you're in good with them they can open up all kinds of doors for you.
Take Betty White. Since joining the Illuminati she went on to become the 1st woman ever to host a TV show. She then went on to work in TV for more than 40 years, covering a variety of roles from Rose on the Golden Girls to Sue Ann Nivens on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. She recently went on to host Saturday Night Live, despite not having being relative for 15 years (Betty I mean, not SNL; though coincidentally the same applies). So what's the secret to Betty's success and survival? Well Betty reveals that herself in the following picture!
Well there we are - hidden in plain sight! Betty is a member of America's best kept open secret - The Illuminati! So I assume she landed her SNL gig by getting Pres Barack Obama to making a phone call on her behalf. One hand washes the other -especially when both of those hands know the secret handshake (your thumb to the root of the other's index finger, then a little gentle pressure to prove it's not an accident. At higher levels in free masonry you have to press with the thumb a number of times to show your rank!).Now that you know what to look for you'll be surprised at how often it keeps appearing. Actually it's appearing about as much as ever. You just didn't notice when you didn't know what you were seeing. That lack of vigilance could lead to you missing Justin Bieber's little acknowledgment of his Illuminati master Usher int he following picture.
That kid is starting to look like Damien in the Omen movies. Still it's nice that he has the loyalty to respect his Illuminati master. Sweet kid really. BTW Bieber, Usher caught your hand signal and just wanted to pass on a "Shelloc Melloc" to you!"
It's a little disconcerting to know that ordinary people are surrounded by schemes and invisible enemies. That's why here @ Wondertrash we like to do a little service now and then for our few faithful readers! Below are some of the more common Illuminati hand signals. Memorize them. If you're ever surrounded by reptilians bent on world domination one of this gestures might save your life. If you're just going in for an audition or something, try flashing them and see what happens. You never know! Just stay away from the 2 on the far right. Last time I used them I woke up on a large serving tray with an apple in my mouth. I only just got away before the entree arrived!
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