Sunday, May 30, 2010

Biggest Losers & the Skinny on Image

weighty affairs

Drew Carey
has dropped some weight lately. Maybe he's worried sick: either about The Price Is Right or the state of Cleveland Ohio's down town area. Let's have a look at the following video in which a gaunt, but familiar, character makes an appearance at the Cleveland City council:



50 pounds for 50 Cent

Drew ain't he only one dropping the pounds. The once husky 50 Cent has lost about 50 pounds. 50 bagged a movie role where he had to play a cancer patient. Only problem being that 50 looked way too healthy to play that. Where there's a will there's a way - so 50 went on a liquid diet (amino acids, not vodka like Jessica Simpson) and ran the tread mill 3 hours a day until he reached his new skeletal appearance. Just hope that there's now long term damage (crash dieting can cause heart problems).



"Don't be concerned". I'm concerned that they would tell us not to be concerned!

I'm even more concerned that some impressionable types may try to imitated the drastic, dramatic weight loss of the celebs. Especially with swim suit season fast upon us. So if you're trying to wedge yourself into something you've got no business getting into in the first place then before you go all Al Roker on us just remember that it's nice to look nice, but it's good to stay healthy!

mighty mouth

BTW as a further reminder not to fuck witht he features God gave you, here are some pictures of Peaches Honeyblossom Cummysuckle Geldorf and her amazing new overbite!

Peaches Gledorf overbite


Sorry about the harsh lighting but the veneers she's got on those things are so blindingly white that they screw up the digicams!

brand new Sam

Some celebs go well beyond the bounds of crash diets, grotesque dental work, and collagen lips in their quest for image & identity make over. Speaking of which you might be glad to hear the Samantha Ronson's gender reassignment procedure is coming along swimmingly! Just have a peep:

sex change sam


Sam's like a new man! If it wasn't for those familiar firm fierce features I'd never have recognized her. Second thought gender reassignment seems to be softening her looks somewhat.

pretty rude

Of course there are those celebs who don't need drastic weight loss or bad plastic surgery to alarm us - like Kristin Bella Swan Stewart. KS has been pretty vocal about her hatred 0f paparazzi in particular and fame in general. That doesn't stop her from making an appearance on her balcony to grab a little attention.

Kristen Bella swan Stewart one fingered salute
Kristen Bella swan Stewart one fingered salute


That young woman is becoming a handful! Not only that but by the look in her eyes she's either on meth, or possessed.


Wondertrash thought of the day:

The whole point of Camp is to dethrone the serious. Camp is playful, anti-serious. More precisely, Camp involves a new, more complex relation to "the serious." One can be serious about the frivolous, frivolous about the serious.

Camp proposes a comic vision of the world. But not a bitter or polemical comedy. If tragedy is an experience of hyperinvolvement, comedy is an experience of underinvolvement, of detachment.

~
Susan Sontag "Notes On "Camp""

Speaking of which here's a blast from the past


Watch Hype Pressure - The Goodies in Comedy | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

That talent show panel could have used Paula Abdul!

Now here's something just as cheesy but without the tongue in cheek!


Watch SPace 1999 - Earthbound.divx in Entertainment | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

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