The best part of waking up may be Folgers in your cup, but a double shot of whiskey in that might make it even better! That's not the only thing that helps you get up. If you're Mel Gibson then having a bevy of moderately attractive but extremely easy women at your beckon call can help too!
Mel might have send Ms Potato Head Oksana Grigoreiva packing, but according to OG while Mel was cheating on his wife with her, he was cheating on her with a porn star. Oh the humiliation. Of course with a face that's 98% collagen, Oksie should be beyond feelings like humiliation. I doubt she has any feeling left in many parts of her body.
For more on Mel & the porn star head on over to Gossiprocks! You really ought'a follow that thread through to the end, cause it gets really hairy. Kudos to Bugdoll for livening things up to the nth degree!
In other news Jessica Alba seems to be taking inspiration from Robert Downey jr.'s incredible motion picture come back. 5 or 10 years ago people were talking about RD as finished. He'd had an amazing movie career, and even picked up an Oscar nom for Chaplin. He also picked up some high praise from critics for that role, some of whom started describing him as a genius. Alas his next role would be as a reoccurring guest star on Allie McBeal - that was the show about the sexy lawyer who hallucinated and talked to herself.
You saw how good RD was in McBeal. Though the whole cast was talented, watching them share scenes with RD was like watching greyhounds race a thoroughbred! That was to be his last acting gig for a while. Now his hit it out of the ball park again with Ironman 2. That kind of makes him A Lister # 1 right now. Just think that 10 years ago Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson were the kings of Follywood while Downey was the subject of latenight monologue jokes. How times have changed.
Back to Alba: she's returning to the screen after a maternity related hiatus (probably quite wise to spend some mommy time with Honor!). However Sue Storm won't be playing a superhero this time. In fact it looks like she might be ready to go Dexter or something with what's billed as a killer part. Here's the trailer on that!
Just kidding - here's the real trailer!
Hope it works out for her. If not she can always sign on for Fantastic Four 3, and eventually 4. She'd better get on that quick, though, before producers decide to offer her role to Jessica Alba 2.0 - Megan Fox!
