Breaking news: Teenager gets mouthy!
Hollywood morlock alert: Bieber's gone Faustian!
The Aussies can be a sensitive lot. Anyone who's seen that Simpsons' episode where they wanted to boot Bart in the bum will know that much. Seems that the good people down under have run across another disrespectful North American teenager that they'd like to smack. That teen ager is the current flavour of the month and teen idol de jour Justin Bieber.Mom warned me about creepy guys in show business!
The Bieber was down in Australia promoting his already over exposed career when he ran into more trouble on the road. This time it didn't involve geography questions, like where is Germany, but location was an issue. Biebers was doing some clip when a floor director tried to position him for his mark. Beibs took exception to the hands on personal touch, and lashed out. In fact he told the floor director to "never fucking touch me again!"
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The director must've been taken aback. Biebs has this fresh faced wholesome image that's been selling like organic hot cakes sans artificial preservatives. You can almost imagine the director doing a double take as he asked himself "Did I do anything?" Before Bieber could blurt out a string of ugly threats like "I hope your family doesn't like eating too much 'cause I'll make sure you never work again" and "You don't know who you're fucking with - I'm Justin Fucking Bieber the King of the World" , Biebs manager took the startled director aside and gently told him "Don't pay any attention to him. He's always like that".
So what happened? Transporter beam accident?
So there was a rational explanation for Bieber's outrageous behavior. It's not that he's trying out for a part originally offered to Christian Bale either! The little snot boy just isn't the person we think he is. Like most celebrities he's much more of an asshole in person. Now that shouldn't hurt his career much. As mentioned most celebrities aren't the people that they pretend to be, and that's what seems to keep them in business. Besides in the celebrity outrage mania scale this occurrence was fairly mild. He should recover from this. That is as long as he doesn't go Chris Brown on us and decide to smack a bitch. I give that about 6 months. Till then there's nothing to do but sit back and wait for the trainwreck. Hopefully tomorrow's David Cassidy is weighing up his career options. Something in the reality TV line might be a good fit for him!
If only Joaquin Phoenix had reacted like that on the Letterman show then his Klinger routine would've been more convincing. It's surprising that celebs aren't better at playing crazy, since it is second nature to them.
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