Sunday, May 9, 2010

Sexy Friend Gets Death Threats

Leave it to Bieber

Justin Bieber is finding out that there's more to fame than appearing on youtube. No sooner did the 16 year old get in shit after a "German" flub then another situation has developed. Justy and casual acquaintance Kim Kardashian were fooling around at some awards show - or maybe it was the Ironman 2 premier. Naturally they were Twittering (Celebrity tweets are becoming a greater cyber plague than spam. Who knew those glory hounds could be even more annoying than door to door encyclopedia salesmen?). Well Justy got his pic took with Kim, and then tweeted it as a photo with his 'girlfriend'. Kim tweeted a few moments later that she had come down with Bieber fever.

Bieber fever moves from epidemic to fatal

Well apparently some fans of the Bieber, teenage girls probably since everyone else is already sick of the kid, got their noses out of joint about this. In fact they got their noses way out of joint. So much so that they began tweeting Kardashian death threats. Kardashian got all nervous and immediately contacted Bieber to call off the dogs - "Biebs, your fans want to kill me. Make this stop!" Bieber put out the word that violence is not cool, even if motivated by early adolescent hysteria. No word on whether his minions have obeyed, or are still carried away.

the pandemic continues - but for how long?

Maybe Erin Andrews can recommend a good security detail for KK? Then again why treat only the symptoms? Maybe the WHO (world health organization, not the rock band) can get on the case and stamp this annoying trend out. On the up side if Kim can only hang in there this thing could run it's course in under 2 years. That's the half life of teen sensation stardom. Just ask Lief Garrett.





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