Rachel Uchitel is the sleazy little vixen who busted up Tiger Woods' marriage. While no one was gonna give her a round of applause or anything no one was gonna hold it against her either. Tiger had some well concealed problems and Uchitel was only another face in the crowd. It turns out that Woods wasn't the only crowd in town. In fact Uchitel had another man she was crazy about. You might have heard of this one too - he's David Boreanaz, star of Buffy, Angel, and Bones.Boreanaz is a married man. That's never stopped Uchitel before, and is usually an encouragement! So while Boreanaz's wife was expecting their child. The marriage was on shaky ground though, so Boreanaz felt it was okay to meet with Uchitel for sleazy hook ups in various places. For instance while Mrs. Boreanaz was expanding, Big Daddy Dave was off with Rachel @ L'Hermitage Hotel. That's a pretty swanky joint down in LA, but Dave was happy to pay the bill for their 3 day sex sessions. Rachel seemed pretty happy too since she described Dave as amazing and the sex as just as amazing (at a loss for words?). I'm sure she'd say that even if she weren't getting screwed in a 5 star $1500 a night room with a magnum of Dom Perignon being brought up by room service. Now that part is an exaggeration cause the texts don't go into detail about what they ate & drank. They were much more concerned about what they were doing and what they were going to do to each other.
Now RadarOnLine seems to have the Uchitel Blackberry concession. The full transcripts are up on their site. Just to wet your appetite here are some of the things covered:
In the Blackberry Messenger mesages Uchitel goes by the name of Puma and ranges from being graphically seductive with Boreanaz to raging at him for not spending enough time with her.
In the messages, Uchitel tells Boreanaz that she is unable to go see him in LA and urges him to come see her in NY instead, writing, "I
need you here so we can be together."
Boreanaz tells her, "This is not a good time."
His wife Jamie was pregnant with the couple's second child at the time of his affair with Uchitel.
Uchitel erupts in anger and writes, “I can’t do this anymore…Just go.
“Just (bleeping) go and be with her.”
This causes Boreanaz to get angry and he writes: “Why do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!!
“She is my wife”
But that doesn’t cause Uchitel to back off and she replies:
“Oh, please!!”
She grows more furious with him and writes:
“You’re such a liar. You’re never leaving. You’ve wasted my time and I’m once again alone.”
She adds: “I can’t (bleeping) be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.”
And Boreanaz fights back, writing, “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.”
Then there's some more:
Uchitel tells Boreanaz in one message that she is arriving in Los Angeles at 9.30 the next morning. A source close to the New York club hostess told RadarOnline.com exclusively that this is one of several secret meetings the lovers had in Los Angeles and that they hooked up at the swanky L'Hermitage Hotel - with Boreanaz footing the bill.
Uchitel also references another location, where, the source tells RadarOnline.com, the couple enjoyed a secret tryst. According to the source Uchitel flew on a US Air flight out of La Guardia airport with Boreanaz on June 21st 2009 and they had a three-day hook up.
That was the incident where Rach described Dave as amazing. He must've been since they were there 3 days and screwed almost constantly for the whole time! It wasn't all fun though. Occasionally tempers got heightened as well as hormone levels:
In the sexually graphic messages Boreanaz references explicit pictures and video that he has sent to Uchitel, asking her what her favorite is. In response to Uchitel accusing him of not missing her, he replies, "I missss [sic] you more than words can express."
At one point Uchitel accuses Boreanaz of stringing her along, writing, "You're such a liar. You're never leaving. You've wasted my time and I'm once again alone."
Gloria Allred: Attorney most likely to represent the devil on judgment day!
I guess y'all are asking "how did Jesse James ever miss out on this slut?"As for Uchitel she says that men are always stringing her along. She must've picked up a few tricks along the way cause when the Tiger shit hit the fan (and the world of pro golf was never the same again - for one thing golf is no longer a game played to escape pressure!) Uchitel went right out and got Gloria Allred to rep her. Now most people hate lawyers, but Gloria Allred is the lawyer that others lawyers hate. You might say that she's an attorney's attorney. She also got Uchitel 10 million and an apology off of Tiger. So if RU is being strung along then that string must jerk both ways!
Perhaps the only positive in this is that Boreanaz and Uchitel didn't dress up for Buffy & Angel cosplay during their screw-cations together. That would've just spoiled the memory for everyone! Say, if they were into cosplay you don't think that it was something really bizarre?
