Megan and the sex Hex
Megan Fox Countdowns for Jonah Hex (73 days) and Transformers 3 (451 days till in theater).Hopefully her character has one of those corny James Bond Pussy Galore type names. Lucida Grande maybe? Now that's a 'type name' anyway.
You've got to give Meggers credit: Love her or hate her - and many do a little of both - in an industry where "world's hottest" come and go she remains the one to beat. Rock on Meggers!
Palm d'Or to go please
Megan isn't the only person with movies on her mind. A certain Desperate Housewife seems to have them on the brain right now. Eva Longoria has taken time out from the Follywood scene to go have her picture taken with Aishwarya Rai Bachchan again. She had to fly all the way over to France to get it done too. That's the only time those two are ever photographed together in public. However every year at the Cannes Film Festival organizers wind up putting the desperate housewife and the goddess side by side for some publicity shots.
Les Miserables
Eva loves the annual trip, even though her knowledge of France is limited to "wine & cheese" picked up from her husband. It gives her a chance to push her agenda by hobbknobbing with the European glitterati and reminding them how great she'd be in their films, even if she only has a shaky grasp of their languages. Here's Eva to explain herself for herself for a change. Let's watch.
Wasn't that a treat? Eva has shown how to comport yourself as an American in Paris. For instance "France" is pronounced with a hard "ra" like "Frank" not softer like "bra". Ordering out with her must be like the Spam scene in Monty Python! Fortunately she's got her husband to do the talking for her. I'm sure he used to taking her orders by now. During her next trip to Cannes, Tony should take some time out to educate her. Maybe he could introduce her to Paris' seamy underbelly (Does the phrase 'seamy underbelly' combined with the name Paris make you think Hilton?) ! So Eva baby, you having extra Velveeta® with those cheese burgers over there?
Show business quote of the day:
"I like to play bad guys, since good guys are always beaten up several times during the movie. Bad guys are beaten only once, in the end."
~ Michael Ironside
