"Someone needs to give you the smackdown you so richly deserve, and it's me who gets to do it. That's just the cherry on top." Sing it, sister! Queen B herself, Blair Waldolf, is all over the mess that is Jenny Humphrey in this week's Gossip Girl finale—and that's before the hookup-that-shall-not-be-named (if you insist on revisiting this icktastic news, look here)!
Need more? How about two additional sneak peeks that involve a possible Dan and Serena hookup and—what's that you see?—Blair heading to the Empire State Building to meet Chuck Bass?! Uh-huh, sure...