fox bitten
An update on the Shia Vs Spielberg story. Shia was recently churlish enough to pull a Megan Fox & bite the hand that feed him. So what could've gotten into the young man? Maybe Shia's just PO'd lately because the studios want to tap him & Megan Fox for a Sonny and Cher bio pic.
Strangely Megan doesn't seem to mind the idea, but Megan's a scamp a camp and a bit of a V-A-M-P vamp! Besides, Kim Kardsahian really really wanted the Cher role, for credibility! However Cher is the woman Megan Fox was supposed to be (if she'd known her role - we've watched her struggle with that).
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Apparently some studio executard got the idea after watching I Walk The Line with Phoenix & Witherspoon. I can't wait to hear Shia & Megan sing I Got You Babe.
Though there are similarities, Megan & Shia remind me much more of Hansel & Gretel in the above pic. It must be their youth, and the fear in their eyes *shudders*.
BTW the Sonny & Cher parallel also works in reference to John McCain & Sarah Palin! Their break up was just as painful for some. Elizabeth Hasslebeck, or Nel Flanders - the goofy 2 shoes, was crying over her Bible for weeks, asking young Grace "Why Honey, Why?"
If Megan Fox was offered work in a Sonny & Cher biopic she might welcome it right now, 'cause current rumor is that she's been fired off of Transformers 3. I guess that thought she was out of line with the Hitler crack. Actually what really got his goat was when Meggers described T2 as all flash and fx without much acting or story. In fact Michael Bay is currently busy trying to find a replacement for Fox as Shia LaBeouf's love interest. Don't be surprised if Bay gets Fox's Jennifer's Body co star Amanda Seyfried to take on the part, or even Lindsay Lohan. That depends on how spiteful Michael Bay is during the casting process. As for Megan Fox she will probably return from whence she came - TV sitcoms. Either that or directly to entertainment hell - reality TV!
BTW - Amanda Stayfried has just busted up with her boyfiriend. Now in the entertainment world a bust up goes with a career status change. Everyone in Follywood is out to do well, and, like Halle Berry, don't want to date no losers. So as players move up and down the food chain they, like molecules, come unglued and form new bonds. If you drop from a B Lister ( a Blister?) to C or below, then you're former partner might want to cut you free so that they find themselves a more appropriate match. You can't blame them for it - if you moved from B to A then you'd do as much for them. So If Stayfried has dropped her guy then it might because she's just quantum leaped up the food chain recently. This could support the idea that she's being considered for Foxy's replacement.
