Mid Wife Crisis
Mel Gibson's been getting a lot of press since he developed one of the worst cases of mid life crisis ever. First he scared the shit out of everyone with his Jesus movie. People hate it when the famous go religious. His Jesus phase passed in favor of some real madness. He got himself nailed for impaired driving, and went on an anti Semitic rant while being taken to the station. He also coined the phrase "Sugartits". It's a rare man who can enrich the English language like that.grievous Grigorieva
Mel's bizarre bag of tricks wasn't empty. While an astonished public were rubbing their heads in disbelief, Mel took up with a Russian pianist who looked like she swallowed a bag of collagen! He had to, it was the honorable thing - she was claiming to be preggers with his kid. Well it was either his, David Foster's, or one of a dozen high powered Hollywood types. Oksana
failing the empathy test
So Mel's 29 year marriage to wife Robyn, the woman he has described as a saint, went down the crapper. Fortunately Mel, in his madness, must've forgotten to flush cause it looks like the marriage might be retrievable. Word is that Mel wants his wife back. He's publicly stated that he made a big mistake - duh - and he is begging her to give him another chance. According to unnamed sources (what would Internet gossip be without them?):
He’s still in love with Robyn, he realizes he made a huge mistake leaving her. Robyn is not only the mother of his seven children, she’s been a major source of strength for Mel throughout his life. Without her around we’re worried he’ll fall to pieces.
So long Sugartits
So did Mel return to sanity? Did the paternity test come back negative? Well that has yet to be revealed. I'm sure that we'll hear about it sooner or later. That is unless another hi profile celebrity scandal blows the Mel story off of the radar. Either way it looks like it's so long Sugartits!
Best of luck with what you find but for your own sake remember times you used to know...
