stuffed chicken breasts
Now by losing it I don't mean to imply that she's some kind of 40 year old virgin (everyone knows that she's maturing into America's favorite unmarried aunt - you know, the crazy one who went off to become an actress and came back with her dreams smashed). Jen's been around the block and back again. She was married to Brad Pitt. Plus she's the one who thought of using chicken cutlets as bra stuffers when going out on casting calls. I'd have used veal, just in case some one tries to cop a feel, but hey that's just me.lost youth, losing marbles
There comes a point in a woman's life when if she isn't involved or doesn't have kids she can start going peculiar. Much more peculiar than walking around with a bra full of semi thawed poultry. Some women drink. Others will get morbidly concerned with pets (I heard of one woman on the wrong side of 40 who decided to have her cat circumcised. I know another who spends hours in the evening rubbing her dog's paws with Vaseline and mineral oil to keep his little toes moist. Of course the dogs has started walking with a limp but that just seems to confirm to her that he needs his nightly massages.). Actresses can go down the awful plastic surgery route. Their lips get bigger and their noses get smaller & their foreheads get smother & shinier with each year past 40. Hunter Tylo is a disgraceful example of this.
don't get lippy, don't go to the dogs
Now Jenny hasn't gone to the dogs, though she did do that Marley & Me movie. She hasn't gone plastic either. It would probably be more than she could bear to get lip enlargement, considering who her nemesis is. I don't think that she's drinking excessively either. In fact the only bottle in her life now seems to be the baby bottle.
gotta be a cover story!
She's not adopting. She's gone on a radical new Follywood diet. The good news is that Jenny's lost 7 pounds in a week. That's 1 pound a day, or 28 in a month should she keep it up. The bad news is that the diet consists of eating about 14 small servings of baby food a day. Lest you think I'm making this up I remind you that no one in their right mind could make this up. Plus it's being reported on the TV! Just have a look see at the following video, while I go thaw out some veal!
If you ever want to make a million then just come up with some crank weight loss plan. Asparagus smoothies, or something like that. The glitterati will just eat that up with a spoon. It's easy to scoff at their gullibility. That is assuming they actually practice these dingbat ideas, and are not merely using them as cover stories for the usual weight lose methods: drugs & surgery. However there might be something to this baby food thing. Had Elvis practiced this diet he might have avoided the embarrassing constipation that allegedly killed him.
BTW about those rumors that Angelina Jolie is having radical lip reduction surgery - I haven't heard anything. She probably does want to prove that she more than an outsize set of lips. She probably would also like to prove that her stardom consists of more than fetish appeal. Since she can't carry a film on her own (she's Hollywood's top supporting actress!), getting her lips trimmed might be a more practical way of showing that. Besides she's reaching an age where she has to think about electrolysis and waxing. Defoliating those monsters as they are now would be an undertaking!
