Reille Hunter & Plastic Surgery

The candidate with everything - & one too many women!

Reille Hunter is finally breaking her silence about former Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards - the man with Al Gore's charisma and Bill Clinton's libido - and about her part in his downfall. Now Edwards was the guy how trotted out his terminal ill wife during the primaries to get the sympathy vote. All the while he was carrying on a torrid affair with his sleazy side piece. John might have something to learn about the finer points of sympathy.

another kind of bombshell

Now Reille insists that she can't be blamed for pouncing onto John Boy while his wife languished. Hunter claims that the marriage was over before she got involved. Of course that's what they all say. Even Denise Richards. RH also takes exception to the phrase home wrecker as applied to her. She adamantly denies that's she's a home wrecker. I guess that makes her a sort of nuetron bomb for the married man. After she goes off the marriage may be over, but the home is still standing, & probably up for grabs in divorce court. I bet lawyers really like that gal.

Lifting her face & stretching the truth? Keep your chin up!

A DUI and a love child later John's name is mud and his political aspirations are over. Life for Reille is only beginning. She's chatted with Oprah, she's done a few magazine interviews, and if the following video is to be believed she may or may not have had plastic surgery. The world is really opening up for her!

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warning: bullshit below

In other news Tiger Woods has announced that he's adopting a baby. Tiger says that his decision to adopt has nothing to do with his failing marriage, or the scandal that has sabotaged his career. In fact Tiger was so determined to bring a new little cub into the fold that he kept the adoption a closely guarded secret. Now that wasn't easy especially with his participation in the Masters. However the resulting but unintended media distraction value of the child should make the adoption more than worth the trouble!

There's no official word on where the child was adopted from, but Tiger's PR reps assure us that it is from somewhere both political correct and sympathetic. Perhaps it's a New Orlean's child that was originally from Haiti by way of a long and dangerous journey through Tibet. Now if Elin Nordgren can only find herself a nice lesbian partner (Melissa Etheridge just became available!) then the whole situation could be salvaged, from a media image stand point.

everyone loves a prequel

Speaking of running out of original ideas they have a saying in Follywood "It's better to have a good idea than anew idea". With that in mind the following trailer is submitted for your approval!



That project was intended for Ku Klux Kramer - but his racist outbursts have made it impossible for him to ever work again - except for private Mel Gibson parties. The best part is that it was done without the participation of the actors, by merely splicing old scenes together and posting it to youtube. This idea might just catch on - after Merkin Megan Fox runs out of cartoon based films that is!

me. myself, & I - 3's Company!

No idea why Meggers got the bag over her head in that picture. Should could be justifiably ashamed of herself. Perhaps she was hyper ventilating. Then again she could be working her way towards the dreaded pink wig (some one should offer an annual Award called The Wiggies for the celebrity flip out of the year, and present the winner with a pink wig). While she was probably just bracing herself for more Angelina Jolie (or "Angina Jolie" as Brad Pitt calls his significant other - together with his ex they become Brangifer or even Brangiston!) comparisons; it comes to the pink wig sooner or later in that racket.

Full House and in the family way!

Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand why she is a target. She has a point. There are actresses way more fucked up than her. Like former Full House child star Jodie Sweetin. Not much became of Sweetin after she moved out and moved on from the Tanner residence. That is until she burst onto the pages of the National Enquirer. A sad story it was too.

It seems that Ms. Sweetin married a scuzz bag. By scuzz bag I mean that he'd need gene therapy to become slime. His name is Cody Helpin, and he's a drug addict with less sex appeal and way more tattoos than any of Jesse James B team.

Cody and Jodie went on to struggle together with marriage and substance addiction. For her part Jodie stupidly squander over $250 000 on drugs and tattoos. For his part Cody had to stand by and watch as Jodie nearly OD'd, and spent hours in convulsions. So it's clear who the victim is. If you need any more clues Cody refused to take Jodie to an ER during her near fatal overdose. He was far too concerned that his wife's minimal fame might make her near death experience image damaging or something.

Cody & Jodie had more in common than drugs, sex, and brain damage. They popped out some kids along the way. That came in handy during their inevitable divorce (inevitable is such a strong word. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were as likely to OD together). It gave them something else to keep fighting over. Cody insisted that Jodie was a drugged out ho'bag unfit to water plants much less raise kids. Jodie insisted that Cody had worked his magic on her impressionable mind - perhaps like Bobby Brown had on Whitney Houston - and got her hooked on dope so that she would use her money to support his habit, instead of her own. No one said that druggies are master strategists.

Jodie went on to state that she was now in recovery and living out the American Dream: a second chance! So she was far to focused on herself to ever jeopardizes her dreams by being a bad mom to her kids. Greed is good as some one once said in a flick. Well the case got kicked back and forth - custody issues that is. The divorce was already a done deal. He who had the kids had the money and money would come in handy while moving forward in a more positive direction.

Jodie wasted no time in grabbing onto her second chance. She got herself married up to a fine young feller named Morty Coyle. They've only been seeing each other for about a year, but they must have liked what they saw 'cause Jodie has once again jumped impulsively in head first. By that I mean that she's got herself knocked up by her young man. The couple have announced through Jodie's publicist that the pair are expecting a baby which is due this year. So let's hope that history doesn't repeat it's self and that Jodie isn't making some awful drug addled mistake that will play out in the tabloid headlines. I'm an optimist so I like to see that glass as half full. What it's half full of is another question!

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'Gossip Girl' character to go abroad?

A second Gossip Girl character will reportedly leave New York in upcoming episodes.

According to E! Online, Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) will move abroad to pursue a job with CNN.

The news comes after it emerged that Jenny (Taylor Momsen) will be missing from several episodes of the upcoming fourth season.

A source explained that her departure is "a culmination of lots of things Jenny does to multiple people".

However, despite rumors that Momsen is planning to leave the show, insiders claimed that both she and Szohr will be regulars next season.

Gossip Girl continues Monday at 9/8c on The CW in the US and Wednesday at 8pm on ITV2 in the UK.

'Gossip Girl' couple "love each other"

Kelly Rutherford has revealed that she is very close to herGossip Girl co-star.

Rutherford and Matthew Settle, who play married couple Lily and Rufus Humphrey, have reportedly become closer since both going through divorces recently.

The actress told E! Online: "We love each other... as friends! You do it so much in the office that you don't need to do it when you go home."

Rutherford also commented on Sandra Bullock's recent adoption of a child from New Orleans, saying: "I think it's such a wonderful thing... to have this beautiful little boy in her life and focus on him. It's certainly helped me through a tough time."

'Gossip Girl' finale is a "game changer"

Gossip Girl executive producer Stephanie Savage has claimed that the upcoming season finale has a big impact on the characters.

Speaking to TV Guide magazine, Savage teased that Chuck (Ed Westwick) and Blair (Leighton Meester) will have an important scene at the Empire State Building.

She added that one storyline involving Dan (Penn Badgley) will have an impact on Nate (Chace Crawford) and Serena (Blake Lively), while Dorota (Zuzanna Szadkowski) will give birth to her baby.

"The finale is a game changer," Savage said. "An old friend returns to the city, several leave it for the summer... and one of them might not come back."

Savage also explained that Serena's father Keith van der Woodsen, played by William Baldwin, will have an important role in the episode.

She said: "The events that he puts into motion [are driving] us to the end of the season, culminating with the finale cliffhangers."

Gossip Girl continues Mondays at 9pm on The CW in the US and Wednesdays at 8pm on ITV2 in the UK.

Rutherford Supports Bullock in Divorce

There’s been no shortage of support for Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock, ever since the news broke about her husband Jesse James’ alleged infidelity.
And after this week’s surprise announcement that Bullock adopted a baby boy Louis in January and now plans to raise him as a single parent, some high profile stars are rallying behind her at a recent fashion show for Gilbert A. Chagoury.
“I think that’s amazing. She seems like a really sweet person. And I bet she’ll be a great mom,” said Paris Hilton.
“I have never met Sandra. I cannot say enough nice things about that lady,” said Morgan Fairchild. “She seems like a good decent down to Earth lady, and I just wish her luck.”
Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford, who recently went through her own messy divorce, believes Louis will actually help her through the sorrow.
“I think it’s perfect. I think it’s such a wonderful thing, to have so much love in her life during a time that’s obviously very challenging for her. So, to have this beautiful little boy in her life, and to be able to focus on him, it certainly helped me through a tough time. Having children to focus on. The love is incredible,” said Rutherford.
Kathy Hilton and 90210 star Jessica Lowndes also shared their support for Bullock.

Freaky Friday

livin' la vida Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has had her brushes with the law. In fact she's still on probation for a DUI. That charge got batted around the system for awhile until last year Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to La Lohan that something has to be done about the drinking and driving. Revel ordered Lohan into a alcohol awareness type program (Lindsay is already aware of alcohol - maybe even hyper aware). To drive the point home the judge ordered Lindz to attend once every 7 days.

sweet land of liberty

Now the American legal system is riddled with loop hole - as FOX News loves to point out. Sometimes they allow lesbian pink gun gangs to terrorize fit young men as if they were all in a Monty Python sketch. Sometimes they allow confessed cocaine addicts to escape prosecution,go on to become president, and then plunge their country into war & economic chaos. This time they've allowed Lindsay the leeway she needs to continue her desperate party lifestyle.

to consistent to be reliable

The flaw in the system this time lay with the school (the other weak link in the Great Society). While Lindsay must attend her alcohol program once a week as per judges orders. the school is only required to report her if she misses 21 days. So guess what happens. Lindz skips 2 classes regular as clock work, and shows up on the 21st. Lindsay may have complied with the school's requirements, but defied the judge's.

what we are dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law

Naturally this sort of thing can not be tolerated. It's especially intolerable when the courts somehow manage to find out (the court system is extremely over worked - probably from being backed up with repeat celebrity offenders). In fact the judge may have suspected something like this would happen, because she stipulated that if Lohan didn't comply she would go off to jail with no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

half fool

Now Lindsay has another hearing coming up on May 20th. So all this information is bound to come out. Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is optimistic. He says "We have received no negative written report from the program and contend Ms. Lohan is therefore in compliance." Some see the glass as half full and others half empty - but does this guy even see the glass? Then again Lindz has had a good track record where sentencing has been concerned. So who knows whether she's finally run out of luck.

Besides, if Lindz does get some jail time it will make her # 1 admirer Dr. Drew Pinsky happy. Plus it will but her felonious father Michael Lohan one step closer to that conservatorship he dreams of. So that's a win - win situation. For everyone except perhaps Lindsay. Hang in there kid!

Sneak Peek at People's World Most Beautiful

JESSICA SZOHR

With her dark hair and piercing hazel eyes, the Gossip Girl beauty is often asked, "Whatare you exactly?" While guesses range from Puerto Rican to Brazilian, for the record the Wisconsin native, 25, says with a laugh, "I'm Hungarian and a quarter Black, so I'm a mutt."

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Pretty Woman People's Most Beautiful

You know how they say that you shouldn't believe everything that you read (unless it's posted on the Internet in which case you shouldn't believe any of it!)? Well People Mag has unveiled their annual Most Beautiful list and Julia Roberts tops it. Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox seem to be missing.

Now I could buy Halle Berry but Roberts? Don't get me wrong because Julia is a 'handsome' woman. However she looks like she might be more likely to win the Kentucky Derby than top a Most Beautiful list (On that thought if Julia did enter the Kentucky Derby her hubs Danny Moder might be the one to jockey her across the finish line. Riding her regularly has helped his surfing enormously)! If they were gonna choose Roberts than why not give the cover to Sandra Bullock (the Bette Davis to Roberts' Joan Crawford)? There's a lot of public interest in Sandy right now. Plus Ms. Sandy could probably use a self esteem boost. Now here are some friendly gossips to fill you in by way of a short video clip.


Justin Bieber made the list. I guess that a People asst editor probably heard some buzz about him, possibly from a teen aged daughter, and so stuck him in there to appear relevant. They needn't have bothered. Bieber's fans don't buy People.



This explains why Megan Fox was moping around lately (previous post). When I saw the pix I thought that Meggers might have gone on the meth like Lindsay Lohan. Perhaps she just found out that she didn't make the list. That was the end for the B Sharps on the Simpsons.



It's unknown what possessed People to put Roberts on their cover - LSD in the water cooler maybe. Then again it might have something to do with the "backlash" against cosmetic surgery!

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Don't worry about authenticity - focus on credibility if you want to make it

That leads to the Wondertrash thought of the day: It pays to seem natural, or as they say in the land of make believe "Sincerity, when you can fake that you've got it made". They might have spelled out what 'it' is, and given some useful advice about what to do with 'it' once you've got it. Sandra Bullock for one might need to know that!

Sandra Bullock can take consolation in one thing and that is that change is the only constant. To emphasize that lets take a look at an old episode of the Simpsons and the man Mel Gibson used to seem to be.



It's still hell being Mel, only it's a whole different kind of hell. The more things change the more they stay the same.

Megan Fox looks shiteous

Megan Fox has a reputation as being the hottest woman on the planet. Her dance card is booked up solid too. Despite the disappointing performance of Jennifer's Body at the box office, Meggers has a movie opening soon - Jonah Hex, and more on the way - Transformers part 13 or something. Michael Bay is looking to retire off of her.

Well Megan might be pushing herself too hard 'cause some recent photographs of her show the actress as looking less than her white hot self. Just have a gander at the following pix courtesy of Amy Grindhouse:



Just in case you think that was an isolated occurrence then just clap your peepers onto this by way of All About Hollywood:



Poor Meggers looks like something that the cat dragged in! Maybe she looks more like the Roadrunner after the coyote caught up with her. In fact she looks rough, Lindsay Lohan rough. Now Lohan took years to get herself into that state and used many illicit chemicals along the way, but what's eating Megan? Maybe she's just over booked herself with film roles. Could fame and fortune be as bad as they say?

Westwick's New Movie

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We’ve bagged a hot pic of Ed from cool new movie Chalet Girl
A little while ago we told you all about our visit to the set of Chalet Girl in Austria.
The Brit comedy stars Ed Westwick, Sophia Bush, Felicity Jones and comedy genius Bill Nighy.
And now we’ve got some super hot pics of Ed from the film.
He plays a banker called Johnny who’s on a ski-ing holiday when he meets snowboarder Kim (played by Felicity).



It doesn’t sound (or look) a million miles away from Chuck Bass, but hey it works for us.
Chalet Girl will be released in 2011…

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Let's give them something to talk about

Bullock adopts baby

When scandal strikes a celebrity the resulting media frenzy is usually unavoidable. When stars spin into damage control mode it's often like swallowing the spider to catch the fly. Like when Tom Cruise tried to prove that he wasn't gay by jumping off of Oprah Winfrey's couch in front of a live studio audience. "There you see! Would a gay guy do that?" He moved from an object of speculation to a joke before his feet touched the carpet. Mel Gibson didn't improve his image as a drunken, temperamental bigot by knocking up a Russian pianist. He did mess up his 29 year marriage.

When bombshells explode

So when Sandra Bullock's marriage exploded in a maelstrom of hookers, tattoos, and Hitler memorabilia shortly (8 days - there's a movie script int here. You call the film 8 Days and it follows an actress/actor from her Oscar win to the end of her life as she knew it) after her Oscar win, she had limited options. She could make a brief statement and move on, like David Letterman. She could go into hiding until this whole thing blows over like Chris Bale did after his rant hit youtube, or as Russell Crowe frequently does when his temper acts up. Or she could take a leaf from the Book of Law!

Hey Jude

Jude Law got into a minor skirmish with a pap gal while coming out of a London club at 3 AM a while back. The media thought that they smelled blood because smacking a bitch just ain't kosher. Chris Brown and Rihanna were still on folks minds. The chick claimed that she was gonna sue and the story kept growing. Jude probably thought that he was gonna be the next Hugh Grant. Then a chick he casually knew back in the states claimed he knocked her up and that's all anyone could talk about - case closed.

Where's Sandy?

Sandra tried keeping a low profile, She even ordered Jesse into a special hi security rehab facility, to make sure that he didn't make matters worse. However the story was developing a life of it's own. More women were coming out of the wood work by the week, and they were too dang interesting to leave alone. Only Tiger Woods entry into the Masters provided Sandy with a brief respite. So it was time for plan 2 & 3.

Unto you a son is given - It's a wonderful life

Sandy has unveiled plan 2 & 3 on the cover of People. She has adopted a baby from New Orleans. So she gets props for doing something about that dreadful post flood situation (it's the thought that counts - whatever she might have been thinking). The child is called Louis Bardo Bullock. Sandy explains that when she first clapped eyes on the tot Louis Armstrong's It's A Wonderful World was playing. Now this sort of thing worked for Eric Dane after his 'sex' tape, though he didn't throw in the musical reference.

What a coincidence, parenthetically speaking

She also gave some explanations. She said that she began the adoption process 3 months before the Academy Awards, but didn't want to tell anyone. She wanted me time with the tyke. Understandable because with all of her pre Oscar preparations her time would've been severely limited. Besides if she'd announced it pre Oscar it would've been seen as a cynical attempt to sway the Academy through publicity, rather than a cynical attempt to salvage her image. She also announced that she's filed for divorce and will be raising her beautiful new baby as a single mom.

The woman who has everything is finding it a bit too much

Now people love babies. So this should give everyone something else to talk about. It will even give them something positive to say about Sandy! So the bases have been covered. However dragging a baby into the middle of this mess is questionable. Maybe she should've opted for something less extreme, like a fabulous new Summer hairstyle! Then again if Sandy was capable of being less extreme then she wouldn't be a celebrity, and Sandy is so much of a celebrity that she's gotten awards for it! BTW Sandy the Razzie people still want that statue back.

Louis, Louis

Thought Sandy is wearing her broadest smile the child looks a bit doubtful. Oh yeah and the Sandra Bullock sex tape is still not happening.

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Boycott the circus!

... but send in the clowns

Entertainment is full of aspiring actresses trying to find the side door to success by way of dubious career choices. This route is usually an express lane to no where, but occasionally it takes you onto the fast lane, as in the case of Olivia Munn. Olivia is best known for an internet podcast called Attack of the Show. It's funny. clever and less popular than The Young Turks. The main job perk was getting swag when stuff got reviewed.

wrong turn onto the fast lane

Then, one day and quite by accident Olivia pinged on the radar. AOTS did a Wonder Woman sketch featuring Olivia. The combination of a fresh faced cute chick in cosplay gear fired young men's imaginations and Olivia had ingredient one for a breakthrough - buzz. Soon she was to find herself in Maxim's Top 100 - at 98 or 99. Pretty good for a nobody. That must've been the time that the movie offers started in because Olivia is currently wrapping one movie and set to play the Wasp in an upcoming Batman! Nice work if you can get it.

ego trips and other occupational hazards

Well plumb rolls are only part of the whole celebrity trip. There's also the hype. Olivia should be an expert on this, having worked in the media, but she's not. In fact she recently let ambition get the better of good sense - an occupational hazard with celebrities, when she attended a PETA function.

cause celeb

PETA is one of those cause celebs. Actors and actresses used to get involved to add some credibility to their image, back when PETA had some credibility. Then PETA tried to gain a higher profile by attacking a group that knows more about hype than they do - the fashion industry. They began dumping sacks of flour over any famous person they caught in animal skins, like Lindsay Lohan.

fashion fights back

PETA would've fared better if they'd concentrated on the east coast seal hunt or something because the fashion industry began using their media contacts to fight back. Reports came out about PETA's 'insincerity': they euthanize over 98% of animals in their care - and explained that one by saying that they're not about animals but about raising consciousness and issues. Some of their workers also got caught stuffing bags of dead cats into dumpsters. PETA responded with their George Clooney flavored tofu media blitz!

you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs

Now that doesn't stop PETA from acting like they still have credibility, nor does it stop junior glitterati (D Listers) from glomming on to them. Eager young d listers might have learned from Pamela Anderson who attached herself to PETA for years. When the chips were down though she had to give them a rest and go back to dropping her drawers and flashing her boobs in public to make a living. Pam is also celebrating her new fragrance which may or may not be animal tested.

failure is not an option, only an inevitablity

Just because something doesn't work is no reason not to give it a chance - unless you're interested in results or anything. Perhaps that's why Ms. Munn recently doffed her duds for PETA (in their ironically entitled "Boycott the circus" campaign) in an attempt to scale the heady heights of the entertainment industry. She even appeared nude (rather than naked: one shows everything while the other reveals nothing) in one of their adds.

old enough to know better, but young enough o keep trying

Fine and well. You can forgive a young actress for not knowing better - about PETA I mean, dropping your drawers in a good cause is okay. Well Olivia added one mistake to another by continuing to let ambition get the better of poor judgment. She showed up at their event to hype her poster wearing of all things leather boots! Here are some pix by way of celeblog Oh No They Didn't:

the wheel is crooked and it's the only show in town

Those little things are bound to be picked up on and especially when there are a thousand or so cameras pointed at you. When asked whether the shoes were leather Olivia responded "No they're not". PETA tried - unsuccessfully - for a little more finesse. They pointed out in their official release on the incident that it wasn't an anti leather campaign! Quit right. It was an anti circus campaign, and PETA is part of the biggest circus in town, the entertainment industry. I wonder when people will get around to boycotting that?




Entertainment ain't the only fucked up business. Just hit the link for the Goldman Sacks hearings. If that's too much then divert yourself with the following celebrity rogues' gallery:

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Britney Spears

Kim Kardashian

Heidi Montag

Zac Efron

Vanessa Hudgens

Miley Cyrus

Spencer Pratt

Robert Pattinson

Adam Lambert

Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift

Kate Gosselin

Crystal Bowersox

Michelle McGee

Liam Hemsworth

Ali Fedotowsky

It's A Dad, Dad, Dad World Synopsis

Will's (Baldwin) return to the Upper East Side continues to stir up problems for Serena (Blake Lively), Lily (Kelly Rutherford) and his long-standing rival, Rufus (Matthew Settle). Serena and Jenny's (Taylor Momsen) relationship is strained as a result of Jenny's deception. Blair (Leighton Meester) spends time on the Columbia campus and realizes where she truly belongs. Dan (Penn Badgley) learns that Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) has been keeping yet another secret from him. Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick also star. Jeremiah Chechik directed the episode written by Amanda Lasher.

Baldwin Says Return of Dr. van der Woodsen is ‘Great Cliffhanger’

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Billy Baldwin wasn’t a closet “Gossip Girl” fan before he was offered a role on the CW show last season. But after the producers sent him some episodes to watch, he told Hollywood Crush last week that he and his wife “got totally sucked in, totally hooked.”



The veteran actor starts his three-episode arc on the show tonight as William van der Woodsen, Serena’s (Blake Lively) long-lost father. We haven’t learned too much about the mysterious van der Woodsen patriarch as of yet, but Billy gave Hollywood Crush a few details about his character.



“He’s a highly cultured, sophisticated, well-educated man,” Billy said. “He was raised in a world of privilege on the Upper East Side. He’s a surgeon — he’s been to medical school. He’s traveled all over the world and lived extensively in Europe.”



Billy’s no stranger to characters from such a world of wealth. He played a senator on ABC’s “Dirty Sexy Money” for two years, and “I portrayed Robert Chambers in the docudrama ‘The Preppie Murder,’ also about children of privilege,” he reminded Hollywood Crush.



We finally meet William because he decides it’s time to reconnect with his family, Billy said. “He’s come back because he wants to make it right,” he said. “He wants to prove to his children that he’s worthy of their love and their respect, and he wants to do that without disturbing the boundaries with what Lily’s created with Rufus.”



Since Serena’s been on a season-long quest to get her father’s attention, she is especially happy when he returns, Billy said. “While she’s very excited and highly anticipates wanting to be with me and wanting her father back in her life, she has a conflicted menagerie of feelings surrounding his abandonment of her.”



Eric (Connor Paolo) isn’t as excited about William’s return as his older sister, however. “They both have conflicted responses,” Billy said. “Some are more forceful than others. Eric hasn’t really been that interested or curious to have me back in his life. Serena has.”



Right now Billy said he’s only signed on for the last three episodes of this season, but he said that the “threatening, confusing, heartbreaking” storyline holds the potential for more. “It’s in the eye of the beholder,” he said. “It’s a beautiful arc with a great sort of cliffhanger that will create a great water cooler moment for the audience. I can tell you something — it’s quite clear that there’s a lot of powerful emotions that are exchanged not only between Serena and William but between William and the whole family.”



Are you excited to finally meet William van der Woodsen? Do you hope his stay on the show lasts longer than three episodes?

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Marlo in London: What’s the scoop on Vanessa and Dan on Gossip Girl?

It’s not looking good long-term, sorry! I’m hearing that Vanessa will be leaving not only New York but the country before the end of the season–running off to a superfancy and superfar job with CNN. So yes, Jessica is the second female, along with Taylor Momsen’s Little J, to head off into the sunset. The good news? I’m told by sources that both ladies will still be series regulars next season. As for you wondering what Little J will do that leads to her departure, I’m told “it’s a culmination of lots of things Jenny does to multiple people.” That doesn’t sound good at all!



Matthew in Philadelphia: What’s the word on Gossip Girl?

Don’t expect Serena to continue to sit idly by while Jenny tries to hone in on Nate. The onetime pals and now stepsisters are headed for some seriously rough times ahead.

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I wish I would have stuck with sports. Instead my parents let me pick up a nintendo controller and a keyboard, and I never looked back. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. Ladies, I can bowl over 100 if that counts... no? okay, nevermind.

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Erin Andrews Gets Flustered

Erin Andrews has her problems, what with peep hole videos and deranged stalkers following around threatening to throw acid in her beautiful face. That hasn't stopped her from showing her face in public. She's signed on with Dancing With The Stars, and brought her security detail with her. She also insists that she's in it to win it - despite having to work under tons of pressure. Just 'cause she doesn't scare easily doesn't mean that the fair Ms. Andrews isn't capable of getting flustered though.

In the following video clip Erin stops by the Jimmy Kimmel Show to talk about dancing, death, and to have her cage rattled. It's the celebrity experience in encapsulated in a nut shell!


So they didn't talk about death. They spoke of sex and that's close enough. Jimbo also had a Bible handy (who'd have thunk it?) to put Erin on the spot. One would believe that Jimbo had little faith in Ms Andrew's veracity. Maybe he just enjoyed watching her squirm for wiggle room. I'm sure the audience did.

To give Kimmel the benefit of the doubt I'm sure that he hears more bullshit than a bartender at closing time over the course of his show. Assuming that every celebrity is a sociopathic liar would be cynical. Dragging the Bible into it just makes folks uncomfortable. Erin jumped at the sight of the Good Book like Dracula at garlic. Has she gone Faustian, or is she a full blown Morlock? Jimmy might've saved her much embarrassment if he'd watch the following short video about how to spot a liar! It might also help liars out there avoid getting caught. When people take to playing games with each other, it helps if everyone is playing by the same rules & the same play book. Have fun!

Julie Couillard is back in the news

Before Jaffer there was Couillard

Remember Julie Couillard? She was involved in one of Canadian politics more interesting scandals. Usually Canadian politics scandal is about some bureaucratic jargon like perog'ing parliament. This time it was of Jesse James proportions!

feral cabinet minister

Ms. Couillard is a hot mamma who runs a business and who used to hang with tough French Canadian bikers. What makes her notable rather than merely distinctive is that her boyfriend at the time was former Conservative Federal cabinet minister Maxime Bernier. Couillarfd is more than a pretty face. She's got great tits too. Bernier was fond of dressing her up in revealing dresses, and flaunting her at get togethers while treating her like some dumb boob for brains bimbo. He also liked staying over at her place whenever possible.

Weekend at Bernier's

This is where the scenario goes from eye brow raising to scandalous. Bernier was in a rush to get to Couillard after a long day of going over top secret documents. Rather than let official business cut into his fuck time, Bernier took classified documents out of the office and into Couillard's apartment. It's probably done all the time. No one will know either unless you do something stupid. So something stupid Bernier did.

For Your Eyes Only

After doing whatever he did with Couillard, he rushed back to the office. He was in such a rush that he left top secret papers behind in the biker chick's flat. Now Bernier discovered his mistake and called Couillard about it. This proved to be a mistake since the Mounties were bugging Couillard's phone. She did have biker connections after all.

Though we hate to lose you you've really got to go

So Bernier's little indiscretion got onto tape. Prime Minister Steven Harper was informer, but dragged his heels on the matter. Bernier was a popular Quebec cabinet minister, and Prime Ministers need Quebec to win elections. So Harper was reluctant to take the dilemma by the horns. Events would make that decision for Mr Harper. Somehow and no one is sure how the press got wind of the tapes. They made the expected stink over a juicy story. Pictures of Ms Couillard busting out of a halter top type blouse made the rounds, Harper hummed and hawed, while some said Couillard herself engineered thinks to pay Bernier back for treating her like some cheap floozy side piece of a joke. Naturally Bernier had to go, eventually.

'Ugh! Generalise.'

There have been some major scandals since then. Most recently Helena Guergis and her felonious Rafaello Follieri type husband Rahim Nizar Jaffer. Guergis was also a cabinet minister in Harper's govt. Her hubs was a former MP who lost his position after a driving charge involving cocaine. Since he was connected that got reduced to a misdemeanor with the coke charged getting thrown out. It's not what you know it's who you know, you know? However it cost him his job and put his wife under extra pressure.

'Low-paid, sunny fall.'

While Helena slowly and painful stewed Rahim continued to live it up. He partied with shifty businessmen from whom he tried to elicit money for influence. He plied them with more coke while in the company of sleazy strippers. All the while he promised them that through his wife he had access to the PMO, and all it's influence, like no one else. To emphasize this he e mailed prospective clients from his wife official blackberry. The stress got to Guergis, who even had a hissy fit while passing through PEI. When briefly detained at the PEI airport she flipped out, and referred to the province as a God forsaken hell hole! She would soon lose her seat following that.

'O Dear Me! Mad fussiness.'

As if to remind the media that the Harper govt has had these sort of scandals before Couillard has once again resurfaced. This time one of her dresses, made infamous during the scandal by being featured in photos, has gone on the auction block. It has not only brought back painful memories for Harper & Bernier, but it raised $1000 too! Just take a look see at the following video on that! With an election around the corner it couldn't have happened at a worse time.


It's good she can see the humor in the whole affair. Maybe that think could go on display with Monica Lewinsky's Clinton spattered blue number? Let it be a lesson to politicos everywhere - never leaves your documents, or your DNA, lying around, and make sure your assets are covered! Or you can kiss your assets good by, or au reviour as Mme. Couillard might say.