You know how they say that you shouldn't believe everything that you read (unless it's posted on the Internet in which case you shouldn't believe any of it!)? Well People Mag has unveiled their annual Most Beautiful list and Julia Roberts tops it. Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox seem to be missing.
Now I could buy Halle Berry but Roberts? Don't get me wrong because Julia is a 'handsome' woman. However she looks like she might be more likely to win the Kentucky Derby than top a Most Beautiful list (On that thought if Julia did enter the Kentucky Derby her hubs Danny Moder might be the one to jockey her across the finish line. Riding her regularly has helped his surfing enormously)! If they were gonna choose Roberts than why not give the cover to Sandra Bullock (the Bette Davis to Roberts' Joan Crawford)? There's a lot of public interest in Sandy right now. Plus Ms. Sandy could probably use a self esteem boost. Now here are some friendly gossips to fill you in by way of a short video clip.
Justin Bieber made the list. I guess that a People asst editor probably heard some buzz about him, possibly from a teen aged daughter, and so stuck him in there to appear relevant. They needn't have bothered. Bieber's fans don't buy People.
This explains why Megan Fox was moping around lately (previous post). When I saw the pix I thought that Meggers might have gone on the meth like Lindsay Lohan. Perhaps she just found out that she didn't make the list. That was the end for the B Sharps on the Simpsons.
It's unknown what possessed People to put Roberts on their cover - LSD in the water cooler maybe. Then again it might have something to do with the "backlash" against cosmetic surgery!
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Don't worry about authenticity - focus on credibility if you want to make it
That leads to the Wondertrash thought of the day: It pays to seem natural, or as they say in the land of make believe "Sincerity, when you can fake that you've got it made". They might have spelled out what 'it' is, and given some useful advice about what to do with 'it' once you've got it. Sandra Bullock for one might need to know that!
Sandra Bullock can take consolation in one thing and that is that change is the only constant. To emphasize that lets take a look at an old episode of the Simpsons and the man Mel Gibson used to seem to be.
It's still hell being Mel, only it's a whole different kind of hell. The more things change the more they stay the same.
