Everyone knows about John Edwards sleazy love life. Now it appears that the disgraced Democratic presidential contender has even more skeletons rattling away in his closet. The sleazy politician was picked up for a DUI in North Carolina, back in March as his whole love child scandal was breaking. Now to clarify John Boy wasn't driving, though he was thoroughly stewed. He was the passenger in a car being driven (for lack of a better term) by an 'unidentified' female. She was at least as drunk, cause she was swerving around a lot. So the cops pulled them over.Turns out that John and his mystery date had been chugging back the vino after a night of high spirits (& wine) at a local bar. Edwards got concerned about negative publicity, so used his dubious charm and considerable influence to have everything hushed up. He was probably still thinking about his political future. He shouldn't have bothered. With the National Enquirer in hot pursuit of their Pulitzer nominated story, he wouldn't have very much of a political future. Look on the bright side Johnny. At least you ain't Blago!
In other news David Hasselhoff's ex wife Pamela Bach is spending 90 days in jail. It seems that Ms. Bach has been attending the Heather Locklear Driving School. In other words she got DUI'd. Now Pam has been in that kind of trouble before. BAck in November she got herself DUI'd and sentenced to 30 days. However Pamela was already on probation from a previous DUI. So she was in violation. That means she gets a whopping 90 days in the pokey this time. Bach will begin serving her sentence in May 2nd, and will lose her license for 2 years.
