Who ever said that it's only celebrity gossip hasn't been paying attention top the prez lately. Barack Obama recently begrudgingly took time away from important issues like the economy and bombing the middle east to address the latest conspiracy theory coming from celebrity nuisance Donald "What's wrong with your hair?" Trump. Trump is planning on making some kind of half assed run at the presidency in 2012, although the job of half assed Republican presidential runs should already have been filled by Alaska Annie! If Trump were really serious about making a run at the White House then starting as Sarah Palin's VP running mate might've been a more serious way of doing it. It would allow Don to concentrate on getting publicity - which is what he's really all about; and it would take attention away from Sister Sarah's short comings as America would try to figure out which one of the two was the flaky one. In other words which one is playing the rear end of the horse? That kind of arrangement covers the angles.
Is the Pope Catholic? That depends.
To get back at the story at hand: the pres took time out from his super busy schedule to address some of the shit Donnie's been talking about in public. Stuff like the President not really being an American (it's a "is the Pope catholic?" variant). That's in addition to the president really being a Muslim, a terrorist, a robot, and possibly an extra terrestrial - depending on which conspiracy radio shows you listen too (and I listen to all of 'em!). This puts the pres in the awkward position of having to occasionally dignify this stuff with an answer - which immediately takes away some of his credibility.
Sunday Morning Feeling
Like the time Obama had to make his statement about faith. Now people had been questioning his religious beliefs ever since he got caught napping in church back in Chi-town. That's was in the church with the radical pastor. The preacher had some odd ideas, especially about white people. So people started asking how the pres felt about the whole race relation thing. As the pres explained, he only went to the damned place to network with Oprah; and never really paid attention to what the guy was saying since he used his pew time to catch up on some well needed rest - or Transcendental Meditation as Obama calls it. Sunday Morning sleep in can be very spiritual if you have the right state of mind!
radio free tin foil
Anyway Obama had to come out and say that yes he is a Christian, yes he does pray regularly, and that his faith has seen him through the tough spots in life. Now people should've have been satisfied but weren't. For one thing 21st century secular types got disturbed about the pres speaking on faith publicly. Most thought it was great that he felt that way, but that talking about it on TV in the 21st century was neither the time or the place. Before the poor beknighted man could explain that he only brought it up in response to persistent rumors about him being some kind of cultie who was sacrificing neighborhood pets to Aqua Buddha, the fringe media was on about him being an Illuminati mole sent to infiltrate Islam. Whatever ever else tinfoil hats keep out, they work like a charm against common sense!
What made Reagan the Great Communicator? Taking the media out of the equation.
What Obama should have learned from that incident is that you shouldn't explain cause you just can't win. When the Donald began riding the conspiracy theory wave, Obama should've just taken that in stride. If you diginfy those klind of rumours with an answer then you give them crediablity at your own expense. So Obama should've set the agenda, like Reagan did back in the old days, by deciding what he wanted to talk about and then engaging sympathetic journalists in conversation; and not responding to what everyone else was saying. That's how leaders create consensus when everyone disagrees with them (and in the Reagan Era it used to drive the left nuts). Instead Obama just released the long form of his birth certificate to prove that yes he is an America, yes he is legally president, and yes it did count when he voted himself in the booth.
Tabloid President
This leaves the president complaining about having to deal with carnival barkers and lunatic fringers as if they were serious people. That's no one's fault but his own. As President he's like a conductor in front of the media orchestra. he can set the tone, by deciding what he wants to talk about. The media will follow that be cause he's the pres and what ever he says is news. Meanwhile that takes the attention away from his connection with UFO's and his involvement in cattle mutilations! Like Obama says, there's a lot more important stuff going on, though it might not be half as intersting as his "alleged" summit with time travelers at a top secret Antarctican stargate to negotiate Earth's entrance into The Federation! Now that's not even considering his frequent 'vacations' to Atlantis! Suffice it to say that it's not my job to tell him his job; and speaking as one of the carnival barkers, I'm happy with the extra cred. Thanks big guy, for helping me wear my tin foil 'thinking cap' with an unaccustomed feeling of dignity!
PS: The sad truth of that matter is that the American voter is a pretty complacent specimen. The fact is that he probably does think that Obama wasn't born in the USA, and that he probably doesn't care. George W Bush stole an election with the help of a gang of dimpled Chads, probably some of his Bohemian Grove buddies (I hear that thing get funky with that group!!), but that didn't stop him from getting a second term with an unquestioned majority. So Obama wouldn't be the first guy who wasn't supposed to be pres that the people decided should be pres. He won't be the last. Rules are made to be broken and that's what makes America great, or at least No 1. Superman and Wonder Woman weren't born in America either, but no one's gonna kick them out of the Justice League!
What's the difference between Gilbert Gottleib and Rush Limbaugh - Gottlieb doesn't pretend to be a serious political commentator!
What can you say about a big fat pill head who shoots of his mouth public? Now I'm not referring to Alex Jones. Jones is cogent & thoughtful compared to this professional blowhard. The blowhard is Rush Limbaugh and regular listeners probably noticed that this dude's mouth lost contact with his brain - which itself lost contact with reality so that's a fine state of affairs - some time back - and started freewheeling. In fact it's been freewheeling further and further off the beaten path & on on to the lunatic fringe.
Rush offer's political commentary the way a backed up septic tank offers raw sewage
Now a lot of shit has come out of Limbaugh's big gaping maw over the course of his bombastic and otherwise banal talk radio career, but the loud mouthed snook has recently out done himself. You might not believe what those loose lips recently let slip. Now for those unfamiliar with Limbaugh's routine, he's the guy who takes political commentary down to a carnival barker level. His usual spiel borders on the kill abortionist to respect he sanctity of life routine, or bring democracy to the rest of the world by bombing it flat. He supports mandatory gun owner ship for all America's - especially deranged kooks who might take a shot at the president (Lush Dumbaugh might call that Tea Party Patriotism others might wonder whether years of pharmaceutical pill abuse have caused some serious brain damage), just in case the Russkies mount some kind of commie counter attack. I'm not sure how he stands on making use of the poor and down trodden in some Solyent Green type plan - but I hear he was a great fan of Swift's Modest Proposal until some one explained to him that it was a satire. "You mean it's a fairy story? Just like the Bible? Bah hum bug!" In other words he's a pair of tinfoil under shorts away from being Glenn Beck.
... amd you thought Charlie Sheen was nuts!
Now when you got a big loose cannon of a mouth then you usually say some pretty outrageous things just as a matter of course. Stuff like "Eat the poor" and "bomb everything", In other words he's like Glenn Beck after a stroke. So when you shoot off on a level that makes Charlie Warlock Sheen sound calm, considered and rational, you got some real personal standard of psychosis to maintain. The one thing that you can say about the Rusher is that he's got a real and undeniable talent for topping himself. To bad he doesn't have more of a talent for stopping himself.
don't tempt Mother Nature by driving a Prius
Top himself is what the big fat wind bag recently did on the subject of Japan. Now while the est of North America tormented them selves wit guilt about not doing more to help those poor wretches living over there in the disaster zone; homeless, with limited food and medicine, and often not enough room at the shelters; Rush as a different take on the situation. According to Rush Japan has no one else to blame for their current misfortune because Mother Gaia has malicious laid them low as her way for showing her appreciation for the Prius.
the electrical car will draw down the wrath of God
According to Lush Rimbaugh Japan went wrong went they got all ecological. They started flooding the America car market with all these eco responsible cars with the dinky lawn mower engines on an eco angle - instead of flooding he market with these huge tyrannosaurus rex gas guzzling hummers - Rush figures that this was some transparent attempt to suck up to Mother Earth - and being a woman, you can't expect anything in the way of gratitude. You can only expect to be trampled under foot. So if you're not willing to show Big Bitch who's the boss you gotta expect to be trampled under earth after the Great Devouring Mother has gnawed the meat off your bones and finished sucking the marrow from your bones. So playing along ain't gonna get you anywhere.
Ruch Limbaugh - an pill induced level of brain damage that makes Ann Coulter look like William F Buckley jr!
Lest Rush get upset and claim to have been misquoted by some Internet blogger, here's the gist of what he did say on his Tuesday show. While discusing the whole subject of the Japan earthquake, The Rusher said - on the air - that:
"If these are the people that invented the Prius, have mastered public transportation, recycling, why did Mother Earth, Gaia if you will, hit them with this disaster?" "They've given us the Prius. Even now, refugees are recycling their garbage." Here, he began to laugh, continuing, "and yet, Gaia levels them! Just wipes them out!"
"He's right," Limbaugh said. "They've given us the Prius. Even now, refugees are recycling their garbage." Here, he began to laugh, continuing, "and yet, Gaia levels them! Just wipes them out!"
suck my goof balls
Now Rusher doesn't exactly sound like like Mother Theresa. In fact he sounds like he's back on those goof balls that every Republican condemns and every other republic secretly takes - like Rush himself. Though it must be said that an undisclosed number of those God fearing neocons (is the proper term "Neocon" or "Necrophile"? - I keep getting them confused) do that shit so that the they can score gay sex in public restrooms while adopting the wide stance in the hopes of some toe tapping fun with anonymous strangers! Keeping in touch with the public is what's helped keep them relevant!
Gilbert the Gremlin
What the Rusher does sound like is one of those tactless stand up comedians like Gilbert Gottlieb who though that about 13 000 dead Japanese was fodder for crude humour. In fact Gilbert Goblips got taken to task over this shoot from the lip comedy. He lost his lucrative Afleck Duck gig. Since that was bout the only work he currently had, he's know cooling his heels in the dog house without so much of a bone to gnaw on.
Will Lush Dumbaugh become the next Alex Jones? It's a dicey business when you can't control your big shit spewing mouth!
So if Gottlieb can get publicly reamed out for his tactless lack of basic humanity, can we we except a big fat pill addled loud mouth snook - who has basically blamed the Japanese for their own misfortunes - to make his way back to public creditability? Maybe after a brief rehab hiatus, some crocodiles tears, and a lot of transparent excuses? Since the Gottlieb precedent has already been set it might be time for Lush Rimbaugh to take a brief vacation from the talk radio circuit - just the way Dr Laura Schlesinger did after she had that unfortunate attack of Tourette's Syndrome on the air (Laura S is currently discussing with her publicist the possibility of being bi polar - at least professionally - of course Flip Wilson describes that as "the devil made me do it"). If he can blame the whole incident on a pill addiction relapse, than he might be able to worm his way into Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab, an even eventually redemption.
Rush & Gottlieb - watch you step or your feet could wind up in your feet in your mouths again; not that there ain't plenty of room in there for 'em
A lot of mea culpe's and some crocodile tears and even that shit cannon of a mouth of his might one day be ready for a return to the airwaves, If he can play the bi polar angle, even he might even be able to work his way back into a broadcasting career via the reality TV rehab route. Word of advice to the Rusher though - in the unlikely event you ever find you self on radio in any capacity other than as Alex Jone's comic foil side kick, you might want to get your brain in motion before that mouth of yours gets into gear. Your next attack of verbal diarrhea under the guise of no spin straight shootin' commentary might be our very last, After that you won't even find cartoon voice over work. Besides there are some eager cooperate spoketoones looking for work and eager to take you jobs!
Celebrity Götterdämmerung: Twilight of the little glitter gods
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2010 continued the redefinition of celebrity. Once stars were regarded as gods walking amongst us. The Internet seems to have helped blow their covers. As more and more info got out, people began to discover what their favourite stars were really like. That made image management impossible. People knew that Tom Cruise was into Scientology, and that he had some strange relationships with the women in his life; they also learned that Mel Gibson was an anti Semite with some odd relationships of his own. The result was that the heroes became zeroes and and celebrity was redefined interns of buffoonery. Fame became a circus and the celebrities were the clowns.
Some embraced that role. Paris Hilton certainly made it as a celebrity 2.0. With her tongue in her cheek it was obvious that she never intended anyone to take her seriously. Sarah Palin wasn't interested in being taken seriously either. She seemed content if people bought her books, watched her series, voted for her daughter on Dancing With The Stars, and possibly keep her in mind as a future presidential candidate. So she was free to play the clown all the way to the bank. If her New York Times best seller record is any indication she might not need to be taken too seriously to get in. Politics isn't immune to celebrity 2.0.
If Sarah Palin didn't prove that single handedly then one of the big scandals of days past surely did. It involved a slick little operator who was a pretty good lawyer. He was also an attractive a personable fellow with bog time aspirations! The man was John Edwards. Though he looked full of promise - he was to deliver more than anyone bargained for.
John Boy loses innocence, runs for President
John Boy Edwards ran for the Democratic Party's presidential nom against Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama. So he was a long shot from the word go. With his good looks and charm he wasn't much of a long shot and some folk really thought that the little prick had a chance. Plus he had his wife Elizabeth Edwards to back him to the hilt. That ran into a snag when Elizabeth developed terminal cancer. While pundits speculated whether or not Edwards might drop out of the race to share Elizabeth's last days with her, John Boy announced that he was still in it to win it. Winning the presidency was important to Elizabeth, Edwards informed the public, so he was gonna follow through "win one for the Gipper" style. He left the American Public to infer that not voting him in would destroy a dying woman's last wish.
The man who would be king and his palace balls worker
Sure enough more started emerging about John Boy. Like he had a flaky mistress called Rielle Hunter. Hunter looked like a younger version of Camilla Parker Bowles, and was a failed actress turned yoga instructor! When she met John Boy she determined to win him over with flattery and by playing to his ambition. She told him that he had a hot aura in person that didn't show up on TV. She added that since she worked in the media she could help him with that. That night was the first time they made love. Only goes to show that she had his number! Some people are just standing around waiting to be lead astray.
Schiavo scenarios
As time went on Rielle groomed John Boy to be president by giving him astrological and spiritual guidance, as she positioned herself to be another Nancy Reagan. They also made love in Elizabeth's bed, talked shamelessly about how great it would be once she kicked off - so they could finally live it the way it was supposed to be, and conceived a love child. If John Boy wasn't as bad as those mother's who kill their own children so that they can go out and party (Susan Smith & Casey Anthony) then it was only because he was a low key psychopath. In spirit he was just as eager for his wife to die, but just wouldn't get around to pulling the trigger. Still I wouldn't trust him in a Terri Schiavo 'do not resuscitate' scenario!
"I'd like to take responsibility for my mistakes because that's what people do when there's no other way to get off the hook."
Well once his phony little cover got blow so did his presidential aspirations. He's so radioactive right now that he wouldn't make it on reality TV! Some others profited from his mistakes though. Like the National Enquirer. Making up for dropping the ball on the Tiger Woods' story (they knew years ago but instead of publishing it bargained to get Tiger on the cover of an associated mag) they broke the Edwards' Affair with a vengeance. They got a Pulitzer Prize nomination for that too. Now in fairness it should be said that they nominated themselves, but he committee did accept the nomination. So it's official (as official as Megan Gale as Wonder Woman, anyway.).
shitty politti
Some one else made out like a bandit too. That would be John Edwards' right hand man. This guy had been with him through the early years of teen aged ambition, and right through to his fall from grace. As he tells it he knew right off that John Boy was going places and he intended to ride along on his coat tales. In an ABC interview he talks candidly about Edwards being his ticket to the big time, as his Shania Twain lookalike wife sits supportively at his side. He also says that he knows exactly where every one of the bodies are buried. Now that John Boy ain't in no position to be helpful anymore there's no more reason to keep mum. In fact spilling the beans could even have it's rewards (like how much did he get paid for the interview and when is the inevitable book coming out?).
Nostalgia for what never was - once and future Kennedys
In the following video the man himself speaks with ABC news about how bad Edwards really was. You may find yourself shaking your head repeatedly during the video. Just remember that though the guy was in a position to know more than anyone about all this sleazy monkey business (Referencing Gary Hart! The dems have gotta stop taking these TV dinner versions of JFK seriously. Camelot is gone - get over it. Trying to recapture the magic has only lead to mischief!) he probably has an angle. So you might have to ask yourself how credible he really is. One thing about politics is that it really brings 'em out of the wood work! Think of this as more food for thought than credible edibles.
Oh yeah and finally a special Wondertrash New Years to Lindsay Lohan up in the Betty Ford Clinic. It really sucks to have to spend the year's No 1 party day locked up in a semi institutional setting. Especially when you're Hollywood's No 1 party girl! So keep your chin up kid. Remember that there's worse off than you, like the poor buggers who have nothing better to do on NYE than read Wondertrash (or lower yet, write it!). That also raises the question of what we can expect from celebrities in the year to come. I'm playing the percentages and predicting more of the same.
MSNBC may have lost the American Mid Term Elections, but they've won the Keith Olbermann fight. Now MSNBC is a news network that most impartial people describe as "liberal", or even "left leaning". Among MSNBC personalities Olbermann is considered to be the most left leaning. He might not be so much leaning as limping like a ship sailing along with a visible list. In this case the iceberg comes in the form of $2,400 donations to the campaigns of Kentucky Senate candidate Jack Conway and Arizona Reps. Raul Grijalva and Gabrielle Giffords. Now that's a problem because MSNBC has a policy about that. It seems that in addition to publicly pillorying Tea Party candidates, they also like to maintain an official stance of impartiality! So they forbid their on air commentators from donating to political candidates unless it's cleared with the network president.
limbo lately
So when the brass found out about Olbermann's extra curricular activities, they pulled him from the air pending a decision on what to do with him. Conservatives must have been delighted - a mid term win and picking off Olbermann too must have seemed like double happiness. However liberal, calling themselves 'progressives', took to facebook to take up Olbermann's cause. After all if facebook can get Betty White on Saturday Night Live, and put the Social Network in a No 1 box office spot, then the awesome power of social networking media might be able to do something for Keith.
opinion in the unanimerse: include me out & in that I am unanimous
Keith had more than facebook going for him. Rachel Maddow also stood up on his behalf. The MSNBC host took to the airwaves to publicly demand Olbermann's reinstatement. Her bosses were informed of what she would say shortly before she went on air. Michael Moore also took to Twitter to voice his support for Olbermann, in 140 characters or less.
not good enough to host SNL but good enough to get your MSNBC job back
The facebook petition did well - over 300 000 signatures. Now that's not in the Betty White on SNL level - but must have made an impression on some one. MSNBC's chief executive Phil Griffin announced Sunday morning that Olbermann could get out of the doghouse and come back on the air again. He said that 2 days suspension was "an appropriate punishment for his violation of our policy." "We look forward to having him back on the air Tuesday night," Griffin said in a statement.
"Progressives" are "liberals" with "image problems"
"Progressives" are counting this as win. The online petition was organized by a group called the Progressive Change Campaign Committee. They made a cause out of Olbermann and repeatedly emailed Griffin with petition updates. The committee's Adam Green said "Progressives proved that when one of our own are targeted, we will have their backs." Olbermann is pretty pleased about this too. The freshly reinstated commentator took to the medium that saved his bacon - the Internet, and posted via Twitter: "Greetings from exile! A quick, overwhelmed, stunned THANK YOU for support that feels like a global hug." That should take some of the edge off of those mid term results. BTW "progressives" are the new "liberals" like "The Tea Party" is the new "same old same old". Not that all this new nomenclature is the same old attempt at political obfuscation.
newspeak doubletalk
The whole Olbermann brouhaha has raised some interesting questions about media impartiality. Olbermann defenders point out that he's a commentator, rather than a journalist. The distinction means that he's paid for his opinions. In effect that means he doesn't have to be impartial or objective. His FOX counter parts like Sean Hannity are clearly in the opinion game. Hannity has also donated to conservative politicians (he made a $5,000 donation to Minnesota Republican Rep.Michele Bachmann'sPAC this summer). His corporate masters at FOX have donated over 1 million to conservative campaigns. So did Olbermann really do anything that bad?
he's more than a commentator; he's a personality with opinions!
Critics point out that Olbermann in not strictly an MSNBC commentator, but often switched into the news/anchor role. That, they maintain, blurs the impartiality line. Other point out that the nature of the news media is changing. Hosts like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have made satirical commentary a part of the news coverage. FOX has thrown the notion of impartiality out the window. So do the rules governing journalists and their political affiliations need to be revamped? As off now MSNBC has no official plans to do so. However as American journalism gets more politically bifurcated, it's likely that this situation will arise again, and again. Especially around mid term elections!
There has been a recent occurrence - or maybe outbreak is a better term - of Bill O Reilly. Reilly, like a dormant volcano, had been quietly menacing ever since the unfortunate Dr Tiller "the baby killer" incident. If you'll recall Dr Tiller was the guy doing late term abortions, maybe as a form of Illuminati child blood sacrifice of the Molloch variety, or maybe as an on demand medical service - we can't be sure. Billo took some umbrage at this defiant flouting of Tea Party values,a nd so single the unfortunate physician for special attention. As so often happens, special attention lead to tragedy. An extremist with a gun decided to make Tiller an example for the sake of the sanctity of life. That's just so Dexter, isn't it?
Well Billo, with the shock and remorse of a man who can't believe that anyone was stupid enough to take him seriously, quieted down. He didn't apologize. IN fact he was decided unapologetic on his no spin zone news type show. However he was noticeably quiet, and absent from any venue outside his own FOX forum. Until now. Seems that the whole "Ground Zero Mosque" has Billo madder than a jihadist at a swim suit competition. IN fact when the issue was broached on the View - controversial mosques, not swim suits - Billo got so worked up that he provoked Whoopee into storming out. Don't believe me? See for yourself!
I think it's great that Billo believes in stuff so passionately. That's a bad habit hat most f us grew out of after the mortgage kicked in. Then again maybe the poor man is just dipping into Rush Limbaugh's pill stash. Hopefully there will be no casualties this time.
Still Billo does have a point. Regardless of who did what to whom on 911, you wouldn't open a hamburger stand at a Greenpeace meeting. It would be such poor taste. Besides, the View ladies didn't question that 70% statistic. When liberals are proud of being int he minority then they risk losing touch with the public, not to mention reality in general. So who's up for a delicious Gandhi-burger?
Believe it or not President Barack Obama isn't universally beloved. Despite the fact hat only 2 years have passed since America was teetering precariously over the edge of the abyss, some people think that Pres Obama is what's wrong with the world today. Their not who you'd think either - half cocked FOX News firebrands or racist wing nuts like Rick Sanchez. Some of them are far out religious types, like Pastor James David Manning.
Pastor Manning is a man of the cloth and a self styled PhD who has a weekly webcast. His latest was a hum dinger. He spent about 5 minutes of air time in a mind blow anti Obama rant. Manning is a man as frightening as he is frightened. What frightens him? According to the internet rant he's afraid that Obama is pushin' the white folks too far. That means they're eventually gonna rise up in arms against him. To that point Manning draws up apocalyptic images of pick up trucks with gun racks, NRA bumper stickers, and Oklahoma license plates invading the inner cities to run amok on a racially charged anti Obama rampage! He also points out that if Dick Cheney ain't in on this, he certainly knows about it!
You might think that I'm exaggerating. No one could be that crazy on air in this day and age - unless they're an established public personality looking to commit career suicide. Well you'll find that I'm not exaggerating one bit. In fact I'm understating the pastor's inflammatory commentary! Just have a listen for yourself, while viewing the following video.
Wow! He says things that only occur to Don Imus in his wet dreams (or while he's not on his medications)! The pastor clearly doesn't care what he says or who's toes he steps on. So he certainly has a place here @ wondertrash. To keep track, what Pastor Manning says is that the President is a Muslim, homosexual, half breeded, non citizen! To listen to Manning you'd think that Obama was the kind of man who'd steal out of the church collection plate to buy drugs for school children (typical democrat!) if he weren't to damned heathen to attend a service.
"Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" as HL Mencken said. It's a hobgoblin that Pastor Manning isn't troubled with. He probably frightened it away with his hi decibel hollering. If you want to catch more of his act than check out his website. He has a daily program starting at 10 AM called the Manning Report, and we can only hope he's always so lively on the air! He should just consider himself lucky that he doesn't work for CNN! Although I'm sure that FOX News might have a place for him.
disclaimer: the following is written in conspiracy theory form, as a satire of ideas that are becoming more apparent in our society
News, views, and Jews!
Rick Sanchez used to be an on air personality with CNN. Nowadays he's hotter under the collar than George Dubya in a burqa. So what's got Rickie's hijab in a twist? Well Jon Stewart doesn't like him and only gets away with it because the media is controlled by Jews! That puts guys like him at a disadvantage. Guys like Sanchez, are in his words guys whose parents worked hard, who were never quite white enough ("white enough" is WASP as defined by the ruling secret Jewish kabal!), and who never had anything handed to him.
Didn't Carroll O Connor used to sing this song at the beginning of All In The Family?
Guys like Stewart, on the other hand, are guys from the college educated middle class. Their father's have degrees, while their mothers have part time jobs of choice that allow them to maintain their dignity and afford pretentious off season vacation packages. Their parents send them to prep schools where they wore penny loafers with dimes in them just to be assholish, and learn to stick their nose in the air by thinking that everyone else is stupid.
a couple of teabags shy of a pot, or just thought no one was listening to Sirius
So naturally there's an 'animosity'. That animosity spilled out last night during an astonishing Mel Gibson type radio rant out featuring Sanchez on Pete Dominick's Sirius XM show. Rick was pissed off about getting replaced as CNN anchor in favour of an Elliot "Quagmire" SpitzerShow (The Jews again! When will they leave this man in peace?), and to promote his perhaps ironically titled new book "Conventional Idiocy". Sanchez was mighty steamed about getting the ax, so he had a full head of steam to work off.
Guys like the snob on MASH, not the drunks on Cheers!
Now he had the explanation for CNN. The guys there just don't get it. They don't get it because they don't get where he's coming from. Where he's coming from - in more or less his own words - is an 'off white' background of hard knocks where dads did real jobs for chicken feed and their sons didn't get into Ivy League colleges with a letter from the bishop or local state senator. So when they see him they just see some 'latino'.
"It's not just the right that does this. 'Cause I've known a lot of elite, Northeast establishment liberals that may not use this as a business model, but deep down, when they look at a guy like me, they look at a ... they see a guy automatically who belongs in the second tier and not the top tier ... White folks usually don't see it, but we do, those of us who are minorities ... Here, I'll give you my example, it's this, 'You know what, I don't want you anchoring anymore. I really don't see you as an anchor, I see you more as a reporter. I see you more as a Jon Quinones.' You know, the guy on ABC. That's what he told me, he told me he saw me as Jon Quinones. Now, did he not realize that he was telling me, 'when I see you I think of Hispanic reporters?' 'Cause in his mind, I can't be an anchor, an anchor's what you give the high profile white guys."
Rickie has some 'splainin' to do
Now what Rickie actually says is that when he sees when he looks at Jon Quinones is a Hispanic reporter. Though "Jon Quinones" are fighting words, let's not get sidetracked on side issues when there are bigger fish to fry. Fish like that little know it all Jon Stewart. Stewart is similar to those North Eastern Bean Towner types except more so. More so means raised in New Jersey with over educated parents and a temperature controlled silver spoon up his ass (that probably came with batteries & a remote control - you know what 'those people' are like with science & gadgets). That's why the little snot boy just has no respect for anyone who isn't a member of his little junior chamber of commerce clique of privileged, uptight, smugness. However let's let Sanchez say it for himself:
"It happens all the time. I think to a certain extent, Jon Stewart and Colbert are the same way. I think Jon Stewart's a bigot ... Yeah, I think he's a bigot ... I think he looks at the world through his mom who was a schoolteacher and his dad who was a physicist, or something like that.
"Great, I'm so happy that he grew up in a suburban, middle class New Jersey home with everything that you could ever imagine."
Jon Stewart thinks he's a big man - a regular Jerry Lewis!
Now bigot is a strong word. When Dominick asked Sanchez to be more specific - that's supposed to be his job as a serious journalist, Sanchez comes up short. It was as if he were just throwing the word around for effect. Just to prove he's serious though, he reiterates:
"I think Jon's show is essentially prejudicial ... against anybody who doesn't agree to his point of view, which is very much a white, Liberal establishment point of view. He can't relate to a guy like me, he can't relate to a guy whose dad worked all his life. He can't relate to somebody who grew up poor," Sanchez said.
Dominick, who was previously the "Daily Show's" warm-up comic, continued to press Sanchez for specific examples of bigoted conduct by Stewart.
Sanchez ended up attempting to back off the comments slightly. "I'll take the word 'bigot' back. I'll say prejudicial — uninformed," he said.
Rick Sanchez's minority report
Now Sanchez may not have all his facts straight - which as a serious journalist makes him a prime target for satirists like Stewart - but he does have a point. Jewart does seem to pick on Sanchez for some reason. Maybe it's because he's intimated by Sanchez's macho. Maybe it's because he resents Stewart's - supposedly - up tight upper middle class Jewish American upbringing. It's the kind of angst non Jews feel every time they see Biloxi Blues: "If only I'd grown up a whiny little momma's boy then I could be funny too!". Then again Stewart picks on almost everyone. So how does he keep getting away with it since he's not that funny?
The appeal of the Daily Show is lost on me. It seems awkwardly satirical with some downplayed PC ass kissing thrown in. It's hardly good enough to justify the fuss. In fact it's barely better than Bill Maher (though much less obnoxious!). Once the genuinely funny and genuinely clever Stephen Colbert came along with some genuine satire, Stewart should have been obsolete. Rick Sanchez has an answer for that one too.
those kind? "Nose" kind!
You see There are a lot of guys like Jon Stewart at CNN. There are a lot of guys like that at other networks to. Whether by consensus of mutual interest or deliberate, nefarious design - these no gooders control the media! When I say a lot of guys I don't mean Freemasons, though they control freemasonry (and Hollywood, Las Vegas, & the Vatican! That's part of their insidious plan to control the world by controlling America, and to control America by controlling the entertainment, the gambling and the religion. Although America doesn't identify it's self as a Catholic country, a disturbing number of American's are, and even one President was, Catholic! You dirty mics no who you are! The fact that they managed to get a Catholic elected president, but managed to keep their boys behind the scenes by not getting a Jew elected president should tell you everything about how these types operate! As of this time Disneyland is still in pretty good shape, but it's getting Jewed up with a vengeance!). They don't have secret handshakes - though then again they might for all we really know. These guys are Jews, and they like to look out for each other. Kind of like a mafia! Here's exactly what Sanchez had to say on that:
"Yeah, very powerless people. [laughs] He's such a minority. I mean, you know, please. What are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart. And to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority?"
That was both concise and lucid! He summed it up admirably! Now the powers that be, and I shouldn't have to tell you who that is *winkstein* *winkstein* are trying to shut him up! As of posting time CNN had made an announcement that Sanchez was no longer working with their channel. I guess he must've violated some of their little Nazi thought crime rules or something.
Dirty Sanchez, or was Mel Gibson right?
Anyway they made this announcement way in advance of any announcement by Sanchez about his future. They didn't want to give the man a chance to step out with dignity! Not that those kind understand dignity. You'd think that they pushed Sanchez because they were afraid that Rickie wouldn't do the honourable thing and jump! So if there's been no official statement from Sanchez on this, it's because one is no longer necessary now that the deck has been stacked! So when attempts to reach Sanchez for an official comment on why he went Mel Gibson on the radio repeatedly went unanswered, it's not because he's gutless or anything. Let's just say that the Jews got another one! Besides I'm sure that Rick is taking some needed time off to catch up on reading the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Did you know that reading that thing is like reading today's news! It's like it was written by Nostrodamus or something!
BTW since my eyes first started opening to the shadow world behind this one I've learned some amazing things. Here's the most important things you have to know about the World Zionist Conspiracy!
1. Einstein stole the Theory of Relativity while still working as a patent clerk. The thesis was included as part of some guy's perpetual motion invention!
2. "High profile white guys" mean Jews. The 'white elite' are the front people, like Rockefeller was for the Rothschilds when he created the Federal Reserve by sinking the Titanic!
3. Jews have suppressed evidence of an alien crash at Area 51 to maintain faith in an Old Testament god, which is their lock on Western Culture. Of course they also try to undermine tradional values, but that just the Hegelian Dialectic in operation!
4. Jews have been spreading the rumour that Jesus Christ was Jewish for centuries!
5. The Jewish didn't build Stonehenge, but repeatedly tried cheating Stone Age Briton's out of it!
6. Every time you pay your cell phone bill portions of the money go to sponsor Israel!
7. The Jews not only started Hurricane Katrina, but then tried to blame it on black people!
8. Bill Clinton is secretly Jewish!
9. Jews killed Princess Diana because they feared the influence that Dodi Al Fayd might gain!
10. Some of your best friends might be Jewish. Even worse, you might not know it! They routine anglicize their names, Like Bernie Schwartz to Tony Curtis. This way they can inveigle themselves into society and work it's ruin. It's like a kind of Fifth Column right here in our midst. So be on guard, lest they come for you too! My advice - never trust a guy who's been circumcised, or a woman who's had a nose job!
Now a little more of Mr Sanchez and some borderline comments about the pres. Wait for it cause it's about 1 minute into the video.
Well I guess Sanchez's goose is cooked, and rightly so. His career looks like it's going the same way as Mel Gibson's, Michael Richard's, Don Imus', etc. Who knew that world was still such a racist place? Still, if Sarah Palin has shown us anything it's that just because some one has no business having a career doesn't mean that the public has heard the last of them.
Maybe Sanchez will get onto reality TV via race rehab. Now that's not a bad idea since at the rate celebs are fucking up in public the powers that be - Jewish or otherwise - are gonna have to do something or their won't be a celeb left that isn't racist, drug addicted, a sex offender, or otherwise retarded (I can still say that because the retarded aren't a race, right? Or are they?). Who knows, maybe inflammatory FOX News can do something for him. They've aired more extreme, equally insane views on their network. Glenn Beck, with his chalk board and greasy finger of Vick's, is already running his news show on an X Files basis! FOX is America's No 1 source for news related information, just like The Daily Show is America's No 1 source for news related commentary.
Fame is like an ambulance with the siren on - the Boycott's of America
Gloria Allred started her career as the lawyer with a cause. One of her most famous causes was a case against the Boycott's of America for sexual discrimination! Somewhere along the line it must of dawned on her that she wasn't forwarding the Great Liberal Cause by filing nuisance law suits, so she slid down the food chain a little way and started handling celebrity work.
would you hire a lawyer who has Jon Gosselin on speed dial?
Celebrity work might consist of repping Balloon Boy's Dad in a law suit against any of his numerous persecutors. It might as easily mean suing Balloon Boy's Dad in a class action case, on behalf of all those people traumatized by the story - "I can't put Jiffy Pop Corn into the microwave now without feeling like a great big fool your honor! The very site of tin foil brings back terrible memories!"
She did represent one of Tiger Woods' many many many many side pieces - Rachel Uchitel. I'm not sure what actual award she got Ms. Uchitel but she did manage to get Tiger Woods to apologize. Then again that was a rough week for Woods and he wound up apologizing to almost everyone: the PGA, his sponsors, his lovely wife Elin, her family, IKEA, his mother, the spirit of his father (Just like Hamlet, or Superman!), golf fans in particular and sports fans in general, to Pres Barack Obama for image damage done to "Blasians" - The Pres is not a "Blasian" but in fact Blirish-American however Tiger couldn't stop himself at this point, to the fans of Jersey Shore for having nothing better to do; he also apologized over a couple of product recalls that had nothing to do with him - or did they, and to me personally when I harassed him a few times on the street. Oh yeah, he also apologized several times for Kanye West but no one was paying attentio by then - to the apologizing and to anything regarding Kayne, Taylor Swift, and the MTV Video Awards. On second thought Uchitel may have been one of the few people that Tiger Woods didn't make an official apology to, but the point is clear - Allred got that whole apology thing started! So she's sort of a cross between Erin Brockovich and a used car dealer.
Oh yeah, Tiger Woods is also sorry that Jon Stewart isn't as funny as Stephen Colbert but says that there's nothing he can do about it. Poor man's spirit is utterly broken!
image trouble is her specialty, in more ways than one, too!
Now Allred is throwing herself into another high profile legal conflict. Seems that a Republican contender for Governor of California has a habit of getting her house hold help cheap. How Cheap? Let's just say that she expects American service for Tijuana prices! Now that sort of thing is illegal - even though illegal immigrants only do the work Americans wouldn't touch in a recession ("I'll walk away from my mortgage before I pick avocado one!"). So it's an image problem. While it's not as bad as opposing, using racist language, opposing gay service in the military, or being caught propositioning an undercover officer for gay sex in a public washroom; it's easily worse than using marijuana responsibly during college and possibly still, having some old DUI arrests on your record - no one's responsible for what they did before their political awareness was raised, or supporting a disgraced politician before everyone found out how bad they were. On the scandal scale it seems to rate around announcing the end of your marriage, driving with expired insurance, your old mugshot being released, or Tea Party Membership. So recognizing her particular niche market, Allred has swung into action and hurlt herself into the breach! Maybe she'll make something more out of this than publicity, this time.
Is this a story of Good vs Evil? G vs E, that's what it is!
So how the hell did Christine O Donnell manage to get elected. Some say, naive types mostly, that it's the power of the grass roots Teaparty movement. Others suspect that there might be a darker force involved. What force and how dark? Well Christine herself hints at this back when she was one of Bill Maher's regulars on his old Politically Incorrect series. Christine appeared in 22 episodes, and during one she fesses up to having gone over to the dark side. Here's Missy Chrissy herself:
O’DONNELL: I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. But I did, I did. … I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do. [...]
One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it. I mean, there’s little blood there and stuff like that. … We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.
deals with the dark - batteries not inculed
In other words Little Miss Teabagger has "gone Faustian" as we say in the business. "Gone Faustian" means that she may have made a deal with the devil. Now that's not too surprising. The entertainment industry is full of that sort of thing. Politics has been rapidly catching up ever since the Reagan Era. The way it usually works is that some one wants something - like a movie role or a political office - so badly that they're willing to do anything to get it (morlocks - soul brokering demons - are drawn to people with strong desires). The next thing they know Darth Vader is at the front door with a parchment/contract and asking them to sign in blood. If they do, then presto chango suddenly they go from nowhere to the fast lane in under 60 seconds. How do you think Bill O Reilly went from the host of A Current Affair to the most influential news anchor in America? It worked out just like Rupert Morlock told him it would. Unfortunately Ole Rups forgot to mention that peer respect wasn't included in the deal.
American Gothic - evil is relative, but loyalty counts!
Of course it'll cost ya. In addition to your immortal soul you might be required to do certain favours for the dark side from time to time. Like support a war, get an abortionist killed by stirring up trouble on the evening news, or even participate in an upcoming reality TV series! Deals with darkness are a very dirty business. Then, when your contract runs out, you die and become a morlock ("morlocks are the mortal danger"). Or you can renounce your deal. Since that means going back to obscurity, few do. Except for all those tragic child stars and celebrity also rans. Needless to say it's easier to stay out than to get out.
As for Missy Chrissy, she ain't the only Teabagger who's into evil shit. Just take a look at what some of these fiends are into on the sly, behind their well intentioned supporters backs and under their very noses!
Beastiality, women with horses, and all under the guise of traditional home spun Americana! The minions of darkness are surely a fiendish lot. The was probably more to it than "construction business antics" (who knew construction was so colorful?). My guess is that this was one of they weird paganisitical rites! Some strange practice that unleashes the very dark forces that make stuff happen - like getting teabaggers elected, or foisting the Palins on the public!
Suffice it to say that some very bad shit is going down now. So keep your guard up. Further more you should inform yourself about what you can do to stay prepared! The Forces Of Evil, or FOE for our purposes, are formidable but like Superman they do have their weaknesses. Just take a glimpse a the following entertaining video from 1999 to see what's going on and what you can do about it.
So the good news is that this tide of evil can be stemmed. Faustians can be saved, if you can get them to renounce. Just stay clear on the basics: don't interfere with the natural order of things, remember that this has nothing to do with Viet Nam, and whatever you do don't choke on your nuts!
For more on what's really going on check out the latest transmission from Gary the Spaceman Bell & The View From Space.
According to former journalist, turned biographer, Besma Lahouri, French 1st lady Carla Bruni's past was so checkered that she needed an extensive media make over.The make over tried to create a likable and even demure Bruni. The real Bruni is a ambitious woman who's agenda's set herself as no 1 priority. She's a woman who has been described as a "female Don Juan". She's also been described as solitary, capricous, and demanding. How demanding? Well she forces her husband French President Nicolas Sarkozy to socialize with her ex lovers for one thing. There are a lot of ex lovers.
20 odd years
Now the singer/model has gotten around in the past 20 odd years. She was pursuing a career as a singer - not very credibly - so she slept with anyone who could help her a long the path. That's normal in the music biz. These wern't just no names she was gettin' it on with either. She's been bedded by such sundry paramours as Eric Clapton and Sir Mick Jagger! Many of these people keep popping up again and again in the lives of France's 1st couple. Says author: "Since he married the woman that some called a 'man-eater', (Mr Sarkozy) has to put up every day with this burdensome tribe. Singers, philosophers, lawyers, bosses, men of the press or politics." They often show up at Bruni's Riveria Villia. Tedious dinner parties with your spouse's wind bag ex lovers sounds like some kind of existentialist mightmare!
an empty shell
Lahouri does more than dish up dirty details. The author also shares their insights into Burni's character. According to the excerpts. Burni's character might be inferred to be "whorish". Of course the "maneater" crack got made. Some other stuff got said, too. Stating that "I did not set out to be unkind but to reveal what she really is... The image of Carla Bruni is totally false," the author then describes Bruni as "attractive and impetuous, free and calculating... faithful in friendship and fickle in love" (Add "psychopathic" & "oversexed" and she could be a bond girl!). Now that pretty much is the public perception of Bruni, but Lahouri get's more specific. For one thing Bruni's foundation to fight AIDS is a sham! Lahouri's exact words are "an empty shell". Looks good on her resume though.
Coming out Carla: touched & retouched
Not that Bruni can be blamed for that. When she started going with Sarkozy, she got all kinds of advice about cleaning up her "rock groupie" image. Bruni herself had warned that "they are going to say a lot of things about me, about my past life. Things, photographs are going to come out!" So that lead presidential aide Pierre Charon onto a Henry Higgins trip. His mission was to turn a Madonna Like over ambitious aspiring singer music groupie into a creature of effortless chic. That transformation involved a world wind romance and a total image make over! The image make over also included extensive plastic surgery. Fortunately Bruni had a guy on hand - she's been seeing a Paris plastic surgeon for 20 years! Bruni has always denied getting touch ups.
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the kind of a gal who if told nude pix of her were coming out might ask how recent they were and whether or not she looked good in them
As for Charon, he's still guarding the image. He personally tried to deter Lahouri from writing her book. There were no ugly threats; he merely opined that the life of Ms Sarkozy was just "too complicated" for a bio treatment. That didn't deter Lahouri from her exhaustive 2 year investigation into Bruni. What emerged was a picture of Bruni as one of a new group of public persons; the political celebrity (what's a political celebrity? They're some one who set out to be famous and found themselves in politics by chance. Think Sarah Palin, who wanted to be a sportscaster.). It's the story of an ambitious woman who was determined to rise in the world one way or another; and who might as well have been come to public attention as a Mrs Eric Clapton than as a political wife. Carla herself doesn't seem like a woman who was too particular about how she got there. She might have been just as much at home in a reality TV series as in the Elysee Palace. Carla, A Secret Life is due out later this month!
PS Ms Bruni - Sarkozy seems to evoke almost as much excitement as Sarah Palin. Perhaps some people hold her rock music background against her now that she gone legit and entered the world of politics without having to organize a benefit concert and get knighted. Rock music does have a reputation; one that's almost as bad as politics. So I guess that the moral of the story is that if you must get involved in show business, then do it using an alter ego, to protect you secret identity.
Secret identities are very important and even more so if you're famous. Apart from the good fun of sneaking around, getting away with shit, and taking off clothes in odd places; it affords a layer of personal privacy that often gets stripped away when you step out of the day to day world and into the glass house for the sake of fortune & whatever.
Besides, all the golden and silver age Hollywood stars had 'em. Tony Curtis was really Bernie Schwartz, John Wayne started out as Marion Morrison before he became the Duke - when asked how he got that nickname Wayne explained that as a boy his pet dog was "Duke" and peoples tarted calling him after the dog, and of course Marylin Munroe started out as Norma Jean Baker. It makes you wonder sometimes whether Rock Hudson is buried as Roy Fitzgerald, or under his studio slave name. So remember to keep you super powers under your shirt the next time you go out, or something like the following might happen to you!
Bad news for common sense. The Koran burning preacher still still set on setting alight a whole slew of Korans. Now this kind of thing is provocative, and in fact inflammatory! In fact it's gotten so bad that Hilary Clinton herself has had to officially distance America from the preacher's crack pot scheme. That probably didn't need to be said, but this is a sensitive subject. It's a sensitive subject Mr Jones is determined to get into, like a thumb in an eye. Though we might have hoped the pastor would have an attack of common sense sometime before the bonfire, he shows no signs of it so far.
Today's wondertrash blog plug is Wonder Woman Wannabe, and it promises to find the heroic amongst the mundane. If you want to search for the heroically mundane there then click on the nifty linked picture of their header below:
To be clear, Wondertrash is more about exposing the mundane posing as the heroic.
Nothing causes more trouble than religion and politics, especially when either of these hot topics get into the hands of professional lunatics. The Koran is on everyone's minds these days. That's partly because we're running up to the anniversary of 911. It's also partly because some kooks have decided to make an issue out of it, instead of letting the whole thing drop into the past.
We are definitely trying to send the message
The kook in question this time is a fundamentalist pastor, Terry Jones, who plans to exercise his freedom of expression by burning at least 100 copies of Koran. Jones is the head of a group down in Gainesville Florida called Dove World Outreach. Every year on the anniversary of 911 Dove Outreach holds a memorial. The occasions makes them hawkish too. The usually commemorate the event with some kind of anti Islamic activity. This year they've planned to commemorate the date with a mass Koran burning.
you're not gonna find back bone in stock at mamby pamby land among the Bibles!
The idea is that Jesus Christ is the one true Lord & Savior; but much more importantly, that Islam is of the devil! Now that's not an exaggeration of their views. the put street signs up saying those very words back in June. It's also the title of the pastor's book. Hope he worked Jesus in their some where. You know how easy it is to get carried away in the fun of heathen bashing. You can get worked up into an apocalyptic frenzy, to the point where Jesus gets lost in the shuffle. Maybe if He'd said something more compelling than "Love thy neighbor", He'd have better held his follower's attention. The "America loves a winner" speech from Patton might have fitted neatly into the Sermon on the Mount!
you have the right to free speech, as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it
Since the pastor has been shooting off his constitutionally protected mouth in public about the minions of darkness, his been getting much more attention than a garden variety Bible thumper is used to. He's already bagged about 100 death threats. that's one for each Koran. That kind of reaction would discourage a sane man. However it seemed to only encourage the pastor.
ours is a peaceful mission - arm the phasers!
So Pastor Jones is planning to go ahead with his book burning as planned. After all it's for a very noble cause. Jones wants to reach out to his poor misguided Muslim breathern. In his own words he says "The goal of these and other protests are to give Muslims an opportunity to convert. We are definitely trying to send the message that Jesus Christ is the only way." At least he's not trying to win them over with sweet talk. If the medium is the message the pastor's approach comes off as inflammatory!
a funny thing happened on the way to the riot
Besides there might come some good of this. The Pastor is right about it being his constitutionally enshrined right to make an ass of himself by stirring the shot everyone else was waiting to blow over. There's nothing wrong with a good old fashioned book burning for that matter. It brought communities together, the way hangings used to back in the days of public executions. Why it's the sort of community spirited mayhem anyone might enjoy. I could even see myself dropping by to toss a few heavy metal albums on the bonfire. That is I would if everything hadn't gone iTunes and MP3. There goes progress spoiling the fun again!
Jolier than thou
Besides, America's commitment to freedom of speech allows for counter balances to people like Pastor Jones. Naturally one of the celebrity set has taken up the cause, and taken it upon themselves to defend America's oppressed Muslim community (has anyone told them that President Barack Obama is one of them? Glenn Beck says it all the time, and if it's on FOX News, then it must be true!). That some one would be none other that Miss Better Than You International - Angelina Jolie.
still cool enough to be different?
Jolie recently gave a press conference, complete with hijab, condemning the Pastor's incendiary intentions. The statement was about as well articulated as usual for Ms Jolie "That's so mean and disrespectful". Not that I'm criticizing Ms Jolie's message. It just that most of us new it already and didn't need Jolie to tell us. Unless she can bring anything fresh and original to the table, we'll have to assume that she's attention seeking again (with Jennifer Aniston's career sinking after her Switch failure and 'retard' remark - it's never been a better time for Jolie to finally get the upper hand!).
this is what happens to Americans who won't eat meat!
Anyway you can make up your own minds about this whole sorry affair by watching Ms. Jolie Voight Pitt's statement right here, in the video below.
botox tears
Another message for the international community. No wonder the Economist is desperate to keep her as an occasional contributor. Besides, the poor woman needs something to lift her spirits. Salt lackluster box office performance was bound to be esteem deflating. She got alot of comments about how rough she looked too. Jolie looked so bad that she had to get immediate cosmetic touch ups after filming was completed.
So making public statements is sure to be a well needed ego booster. She may not be the most beautiful woman in the world anymore, but she's still one of the most obnoxiously self righteous. BTW here's a little pic of Ms. Jolie snapped just after Salt clued up, but before she went into the plastic surgery clinic.
The ravages of long term vegetarianism are all over her face. "Looking rough" is a harsh phrase. We've seen her looking worse. Still that hasn't stopped her from getting out there and attracting some attention. Nor should anyone allow themselves to be suppressed! Now go out there an express your inner wondertrash!
Who ever said that it's only celebrity gossip hasn't been paying attention top the prez lately. Barack Obama recently begrudgingly took time away from important issues like the economy and bombing the middle east to address the latest conspiracy theory coming from celebrity nuisance Donald "What's wrong with your hair?" Trump. Trump is planning on making some kind of half assed run at the presidency in 2012, although the job of half assed Republican presidential runs should already have been filled by Alaska Annie! If Trump were really serious about making a run at the White House then starting as Sarah Palin's VP running mate might've been a more serious way of doing it. It would allow Don to concentrate on getting publicity - which is what he's really all about; and it would take attention away from Sister Sarah's short comings as America would try to figure out which one of the two was the flaky one. In other words which one is playing the rear end of the horse? That kind of arrangement covers the angles.
According to former journalist, turned biographer, 
