Charles is Charged
Charlie Sheen has had his share of troubles. It's not easy juggling a porn addiction, a crack using wife, and greedy ex and a hit comedy series. He snapped sometime around Christmas. according to his wife Brooke Mueller. Her lawyer says that he pulled a knife on her, she says it never happened if Charlie says he'll take her back, and her lawyer says of course that's what she's gonna say. The police report says that she was way more looped than Charlie, and Perezhilton says that she's been in rehab a bunch of times and on crack while pregnant. Meanwhile the charges against Charlie are still outstanding!
from buzzed to buzz cut
Maybe all that pressure has made Chuck start to come unglued or something. He was recently pictured going to his mistress wearing an outlandish disguise. Charlie got some kidding over that in the media. So Charlie has taken his first step towards Britney Spears style 5150 madness and shaved off his hair. Here's some pix of Charlie showing off his new bald pate, and his InTouch cover. I haven't witnessed such hilarity since Klinger tried to get out of the army by wearing dresses on MASH! Klinger should've skipped the dresses and gone straight to bed wetting - that works! Perhaps it might work on Brooke too, although in Follywood it ain't worth the risk. She might be into that and then he'd never get rid of her (unless he intro'd her to John Mayer the Pee Pee Playboy).
move over Lisa Rinna - a new case of collegen overload
You have to admire his sense of humor. In fact it's the give away. Humor is a sign of sanity and Charlie has too much self awareness to be genuinely crazy. Now if he really wanted to pull off insanity then he might have followed the example of this young woman. She's Priscilla Caputo (formerly known as Priscilla Russo). She's a model, actress, host, D Listed's hot slut of the day, and ready for long term institutionalization. She poses for the camera as if nothing is wrong, even though it obviously is. Don't look at this until after your breakfast has settled because it's disturbing.
Ms. Caputo might have a possible malpractice suit against whichever surgeon did that to her, assuming he doesn't work out of a mall or share the back of a van with an illegal abortionist. What could have made her think getting surgically deformed was a good idea? You don't have to be crazy to work in entertainment, but it helps!
There were plenty of fat lips last night in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Just take a look at the following short video clip - narrated by Don Cherry - featuring some of Alexander Ovechkin's greatest hits. He goes through the opposing team like a bowling ball through ten pins. There was some other good action too.
