Life is good for Valerie Bertinelli these days. She's dropped some serious weight in the form of boozed out washed up ex husband Eddie van Halen. She's also managed to slim down with Jenny Craig. JC are the good people who replaced Kirstie Alley with Val, and then featured her in a series of commercials with ex Seinfeld funny man Jason Alexander.Those are some of the most enjoyable TV ads since James Garner tried to explain the Polaroid One Step Camera to a prickly Mariette Hartley! Jimbo did manage to get through those spots without smacking Hartley, (though he must've been sorely tempted and no one would've blamed him if he did),however the poor man had a triple bypass or something shortly afterward.
Jenny Craig now officially more effective than Scientology!
So what's left? Bertinelli has recently finished the Boston Marathon! Now that's okay if you're Katie Cruise - in other words a brainwashed fembot running on a hi octane mix of Scientology purification barley broth and L Ron Hubbard motivational cassettes. Bertinelli managed to do it without relying on performance enhancing affirmations, or even the barley broth.
