Puff'n'Stuff
Now to move on from made man catastrophes to natural ones. Not much has been heard about JLo's movie career since she deep 6'd Ben Affleck's. That was way back in the days of Bennifer. Ben should'a known better. Jennypoo didn't do much for Sean Puffy Puff Daddy Diddy Combs (hence forth to be referred to as The Puffster, for the sake of convenience), even though the Puffster basically made her what she is (boy does he have a lot to answer for).Puffster produced her album, and the If You Want My Love video that was Jennypoo's breakthrough. The next thing you know the Puffster was under investigation for discharging a fire arm in a night club. JLo and her big fat ass was at he scene of the crime. Some women have a way of throwing everything off kilter simply by being there (note Joan Collins as Edith Keeler in Star Trek episode "The City on the Edge of Forever"). Worse, witness claimed that they saw the incriminating fire arm come flying out from the roof of the Puffster's limo as he and JLo sped away.
Seems that show business types figured out, eventually, that Lopez and her out sized ego were poison to anything they touched. So she had to settle for appearing in the tabloids, buying her husband Marc Anthony aka Ms. Money's Honey, pro sports teams, and buying her twins diamond studded baby rattles. The last one is no exaggeration. She also buys them designer baby duds that she never lets them wear twice. Back in her restaurant days she even had a truck load of gourmet food dumped in to New York harbor for God knows what reason. Maybe just for the hell of it.
Now it's been ten years since Bennifer, and some types who don't learn their lesson have decided JLo's colorful past is water under the bridge, or gourmet food into the harbor. So they've made the extremely foolish decision to back Lopez in another starring role - The Back Up Plan. JLo's ego is up for it too. Movie posters feature JLo and her costar Alex O'Laughlin, but only JLo's name, featured prominently above the film's title. As if anyone would go to a movie based on her being in it. Jersey Girl proved that folk won't even pay to see Lopez die on screen.
So what are we to make of this? Well let's hope that the movie's backers also have a back up plan, just in case history repeats it's self again. This could be another No Reservations!
