In the wild world of celebrity gossip the gals are usually way more interesting than the men. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Mischa Barton leave their male counterparts in the dust. However their are some notable exceptions. When Joaquin Phoenix went of his meds and then went on David Letterman he blew America's collective mind.
Charlie Sheen is proving pretty interesting too. His 911 conspiracy theories and love of professional escort types have put him ahead of the pack - with only Tiger Woods and Jesse James offering any real competition. Now he's added some cunning disguises to the mix. If he leaves 2 1/2 Men for a rap career we will have a new 'person of interest' in the gossip world! Hopefully he doesn't go on Oprah to announce to the world that he has Scientology superpowers and has fallen in love with Katie Holmes. That would just be too far.
revenge is a dish best served with reduced calories
In other news Kim Kardashian is showing off her 'revenge body'. Since Reggie Bush has cut her loose she's dropped 5 pounds in 5 days. While everyone is asking whether she's gone on drugs or developed an eating disorder, Kim is strutting around in a skimpy bathing suit for the paparazzi. Meanwhile Reggie has gone a little bit country and hooked up with C&W singer Jesse James. Now this ain't Sandra Bullock's sleazy estranged husband, and is in fact a chick.
A horse named Sandy - giddy up go!
Sandra Bullock still hasn't been seen in public and still hasn't filed for divorce. While Sandra maintains the Greta Garbo routine, her spokesperson are saying that she's too scared of Jesse to leave. Now she's not afraid that the Vanilla Gorilla is gonna lay down a big ole whoopin' on her. She's afraid that Jesse's got dirt on her and will reveal it if she follows through on the divorce talk.
That begs the question "What could he have on her that's so bad?" Rumor has it that there is a sex tape, a rumor denied by both JJ and Sandy. Others are saying that it shows Jesse plugging Sandy up the arsehole while waving a shot gun in one hand. Not only is he riding her like a rodeo bull, but Sandy has shit on her mouth. This is called the Dirty Sanchez - a form of scat play. Scat play is a sexual fetish involving human feces, and is currently the most common form of perversion in Follywood. Kinda takes the glamor out of the movies, eh?
the twat of doom
Angelina Jolie is supposedly 3 months pregnant. Since she hasn't been getting the level of attention that she's used to , and that she craves so badly, this could be true. In the past, whenever Jolie has gone into mad mama mode, the tabloids went on a feeding frenzy. This is usually followed by a windfall pay day when she sells the baby pix to People. Getting pregnant for fame & fortune makes Jolie more similar to Octomom than Jolie would like. Maybe too close for comfort.
Speaking of mad moma's, and Kate Gosselin is in tears of something.
