The Girl Most Likely

Mouthy Megan

Remember when Megan Fox used to be the next Angelina Jolie. That was back int hose heady days when her puss was on every magazine cover, her bizarre comments covered in every entertainment column, Michael Bay was still her friend & mentor, and she had a lucrative serial deal in the ongoing Transformers franchise. Then Megan opened her yap and said a thing or two that pissed Bay off. Whether or not he took the comments of a 23 year old actress with a hair trigger mouth seriously or not, he decided that she was an aggravation that he didn't need in his life and career. So he cut her loose. Now officially Bay was concerned about Megan's weight lose and general health. There were some rumours about her & BAG being into meth or something - they fight like cats and dogs, so much so that the police have been called in by neighbors a few times to break the lovers up. So maybe Bay was afraid that she was going Charlie Sheen or something. Well the first thing you know Meggers is at lose ends, and every movie she's in tanks out harder than the Tourist! I'm sure that Al Gore could've explained to her what being the next something leads to. Megan had to find out for herself.

sex sells unless you're box office poison

Now saying that every movie she was in tanked out harder than the Tourist is a little unfair. For one thing it creates the impression of a long string of consistent failure. That would be a false impression since the string isn't that long, although its' very consistent. You see poor pretty Megan hasn't had her chance to ruin many films since Jennifer's Body & Jonah Hex. That's because directors aren't lining up to work with a bitchy young actress with attitude and only one thing going for her. Especially considering the way she runs her mouth. So Meggers options have been kind of limited.

WTF? You gotta be kiddin'!

Her newest flick to be released is called Passion Play. You probably haven't heard about it cause it's a stinker, and it stars Megan. So no one is going to going out of their way to promote, even though it also stars Mickey Rouke. Now the flick is kind of like Moulin Rouge on acid and if you want a brief synopsis here it is:

Megan plays a girl who's a little different. For one thing she's a circus freak. For another she has a set of wings (I hear that the writer ot the idea while watching Victoria Secret clips on youtube!). So she might be an angel, or merely a tragic freak of nature. That parts left open for audience interpretation. Anyway the Mickster plays a boozy burned out jazz trumpet player. So his role is pretty close to life, or would be if he could play jazz on the trumpet. He some how manages to fall in love with Megan by overlooking her over powering beauty to see the wings sticking out of her back. So naturally he decides to do something foolish about it - like trying to save her. To that end he seduces her away from a gangster played by Bill Murray, and resolves to cut the wings off of her back.

Justin Bieber is a pussy!

If you're laughing then you're having the same reaction as viewers at the Toronto Film Festival - except that they also walked out of the theater! Since these highly hyped international film festivals are an important marketing vehicle for new films, and almost on par with Comiccon, that reaction hurt. It hurt so bad that the flick got pulled out of general distribution, and released straight to DVD. You know, the same way that Lindsay Lohan's work did after she turned rogue and went on a drug and alcohol fueled public rampage! That has observers asking when Meggers plans to try and reinvent herself by flipping the fuck out, going on a bender, and checking into rehab. Perhaps she'll go for the less extreme Justin Bieber route and cut off her hair or something.

winning friends and influencing people

Some might say that putting another nail in the career coffin was a waste of time. Other might ask "What career?" and then point out hat in her position it was a good move as long as the check cleared. I'm of the opinion that no life experience, no matter how painful or humiliating, is a waste. For one thing Meggers made a new friend along the way in the person of Mickey Rouke.

what drug is this guy on?

Mickey's a fine actor who faced his own personal demons and struggle back to get real respect as a character actor. He's earned critical acclaim and real fan affection too. As a guy who's been around the block backwards and forwards, and then made it back again his opinion carries weight (that is unless those trips around the block have left lingering side effects). He has some pretty strong opinions on Meggers too, like:

“I think the pleasant surprise was this girl who’s a world-class beauty turned out to be probably the best young actress I’ve ever worked with,” Rourke said. “I don’t know if a lot of her films have showcased her acting ability more than, say, being action-oriented, but she really stepped up the plate with this one and was very consistent and professional, beyond her years. At 23, I couldn’t do half of what she’s doing.”

anything to get out of these pants!

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but not even Charlie Sheen has said anything that unbelievable! The reason that's unbelievable is because most people figure that Megan would find it challenging to play a tree in an elementary school play.That has people asking what the fuck has gotten into him? Well if there's anything suspicious in his pockets remember - "Those aren't my pants! I borrowed them from Tom Sizemore!"

Optimists see the glass as half full while cynics wonder what it's full of

However once again the optimistic side of my nature has won out (can't you tell?). I believe that Mickey really believes what he's saying and more so he means it. Meaning what you say is a big deal for a prop actor. Not that Megan's "alleged" talent - and I use the world alleged because I want to avoid being libelous (she's hard to slander!) - but maybe because she actually made a good impression on him. I'm sure that the young lady can be very charming and agreeable when she wants to be. Now that her career is going down in flames she probably wants to be more than ever. So I'm sure she sweet talked the soft soaped the old boy like she was basting a Thanksgiving Turkey.

playground politics and schoolyard strategies - one day you'll be ready for high school mind games!

That's a stupid & transparent good strategy. By good I mean that every desperate on the way out actress gets around to it. Like Sienna Miller after she got canned off of Sherwood (I won't bore you with details but she managed to alienate both Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott with her stupid lies and scheming. Russ knows when a girl has got to go, and he knows what kind of games Miller plays because he's played them too - Meg Ryan.). After it became clear that her future was history - from GI Joe she went straight to Broadway and on to nowhere -she started making friendly with Jude Law again. He was on the way back up with his Robb Downey jr connection. So why not hitch your wagon to a rising star? Jude was silly enough to fall for it, but was saved at teh last minute when Sienna realized that the job offers and magazine covers still weren't pouring in yet!

what next?

Mickey Rouke is kind of on the way back up too (even though his career is basically in it's Lifetime Achievement Award stage). So getting on his good side may pay off in real dividends - not just friendship. If he likes you well enough he might want you to *ahem* act in one of his real films. At least that's what you might think if you're a young actress who's long on ambition and short on gray matter! So you see the experience wasn't wasted. Megan has learned from her experiences - like Michael Vick did during his time in the doghouse. He came back to be an even better football player and the hardest working QB in the whole damned NFL! Now Megan is showing a whole new professional attitude too! I just hope that she's learned not to say anything in interviews that will try the less patient among us! Here's lookin' at you, kid!

Beautiful Loser - Is Megan Fox a Druggie?

A long time ago, back when Megan Fox was the second coming of sex...

When Megan Fox got dropped off of T3 everyone naturally assumed that director Michael Bay had enough of her big overactive mouth. After all she did basically call T2 a piece of crap, or something, on a late night talk show. Actually she said the Transformers wasn't about great acting. Since Bay didn't set out to make A Man For All Seasons some didn't see the basis for a beef. Bay seemed to take exception and made his own statement in which he referred to the many actors he'd "made" over the years, like Will Smith. Then he went on to hint that he was sad Fox didn't have what it took to be one of them. People were waiting for the inevitable Fox fall out, in which her character would wind up as the Bride of Megatron in the next Transformers. Bay went on to reassure everyone that Ms. Sexy would be in the 3rd Transformers movie, on his website. Then came the announcement that Fox was out. Bay made some references to alarming weight lose. Everyone thought that was a cover story. No one was surprised.

Fall of Fox

What is surprising is that there may be some truth to the alarming weight loss stories. Fox did drop serious weight for Jennifer's Body. Some say that she went as low as 97 pounds. There were also some stories that she was beginning to lose her hair. In fact there were rumors going around that big ugly bald spots were starting to show through Fox's hair extensions. Now there are a lot of explanations for a hot young actresses losing weight and hair unexpectedly: like stress, overwork, and an eating disorder. Then there's the obvious explanation.

be your own starwhacker

Now Fox has never kept her drug use a secret. She's a public marijuana supporter. However pot doesn't make your hair fall out. So rumors begin swirling around that Ms. Meggers was getting her pretty surgically tweaked snoot into something harder. Now these stories make the rounds in Follywood about young actresses, especially when their hair and teeth start dropping out, and they begin rubbing on the fake bake to cover their sickly pallor ("Do you think that I'd get plastic surgery to look this bad at my age unless I had to?!"). Usually it gets dismissed - as it was with Mischa Barton, even though she was routinely showing up for assignments and interviews stoned out of her gourd (and which was reported on this very blog a month or so before her 5150 wisdom tooth freak out) - until there's more than sizzle behind the smoke. This time there appears to be some beef to the stories and the confirmation comes by way of Laineygossip.

boozers, users, and beautiful losers

Back in March 2009 Lainey covered a Fox/BAG related story that she called Toxic tweaky love. Besides implying that Fox was doing it with Robert Pattison, it covered an event that happened while BAG & Foxy were down in Santa Monica. Seems that the two had a knock down drag out fight which was so bad that neighbors called the cops on 'em. Not for the first time either. Apparently screaming matches are the norm for them, and the cops get flagged in by bystanders on a regular basis.

"please don't sue me, Tweaky" - pussy footing around Foxy

Lainey also goes on to report that the pair are usually horrible to each other and to anyone with the misfortune to be near by. They also both get violent. What's worse Lainey goes on to report that the pair are rail thin and have 'food issues'. A small salad is about as much as anyone has seen either of them choke down(They usually share the salad). Plus BAG is "rail thin". Lainey doesn't pussy foot through the whole article though. Towards the end she comes right to the point. She says that the pair have been observed 'allegedly tweaking' ("allegedly" is blogspeak for "please don't sue me" - "tweaky" is streetspeak for freaked out on meth). Now folks don't tweak on pot. That's more of a crack/crystal meth sort of thing. So is weight loss & baldness.

"I'm totally psyched about this bar code tattoo!" - Hollywood Supergirls in celebrity bondage

So this would explain the Fall of Megan Fox. Naturally everyone assumed that her career dried up for the usual reasons: big mouth, no talent, and looks already fucked up with too much plastic surgery. That's a good theory except that it doesn't explain every other working actress in Follywood struggling with similar issues (Thank God for Anne Hathaway - the AntiMegan. Her only weakness is Follywood sleazoids!). If they booted out every lunatic in Follywood then the Quaids would be on an asylum waiting list in Vancouver, and directors would be so hard up for warm bodies to stick in flicks that they'd be casting Kenneth Branagh in love scenes with Sir Ben Kinglsey.

crack is whack

So there had to be more to the story behind Fox's Fall then a great big mouth going off unexpectedly like some kind of loose cannon. Sadly the drug story sounds like it has a ring of truth to it. If Meggers has taken to the crack, or worse - Whiteny Houston style, then her Follywood patrons may have fucked off and abandoned her distanced themselves from her. For one thing she'd have made herself unreliable (too consistent to be reliable, which is the worst kind of unreliable!). For another no one wants to be involved in her career when she goes off like a time bomb that thing comes to a head - remember Heath Ledger. It also adds some serious significance to Michael Bay's comments about cutting Fox loose over an alarming weight loss.

tweak your life script baby

Now Fox may be a bitch not be the most likable gal in the business (though her shoot from the lip routine does have a certain charm). It would still be a shame if this were true. Though Foxy might be short on talent she does have an undeniable screen presence and charisma. So she has something to offer.That being said we can only hope that if the rumors are true then Foxy takes it upon herself to get it together and get her career back. Marylin Munroe might make a cool tattoo but she's a lousy role model. Follywood casualty is also a crummy script to base your life on! Besides no one, not even Megan, deserves to play out their career Lindsay Lohan style in celebrity TV rehab!

Celebrity Smack Down

from falling short at the height of fame to aftertaste of the month

Trash talking is part of a celebrity's job. When it comes to talking smack few were as good as Megan Fox - back when she was a celebrity. Meggers had an opinion on almost any subject you cared to name, and the young lady wasn't shy about sharing them either. Whether it was speculating that she might be a horny man trapped in a hot chick's body, a hot man trapped in a horny chick's body, or that actresses really prostitutes instead of virtually prostitutes, or even secretly prostitutes; Meggers shot from the lip (I don't think we'll ever forget her "I'm a lesbian, in theory" comment).

Fox paus

Now Fox has said plenty of stuff in her 2 1/2 years of over exposed celebrity. So much that it's hard to keep track (although there are websites devoted to keeping track of her "Foxisms"), yet the thing that follows her around are those Wonder Woman statements she made back when every twitchy fan boy with a secret stash of Powergirl comics under the mattress dreamed that Megan might play the Amazing Amazon.

purported promotional poster phtomanip

If you'll recall, back at the height of Meggers fame (She used to be the next Angelina Jolie), a photmanip purporting to be an official studio promotional poster made the rounds on the Internet showing Meggers as Wonder Woman. The hoax was taken seriously for about 24 hours, and had tongues wagging that Fox was being tapped to play Wonder Woman in a feature film. Fanboys freaked out (if you can call constant tweaky masturbation freaking out). Megan was the hottest actress in Hollywood and it only seemed right that she should play the hottest comic book superheroine.

no small parts please - big mouth vs big challenge

It didn't seem right to Megan. Apart from the fact that Wonder Woman is 6 ft tall, and Megan is 5'3" with a push, Fox had another objection. She didn't like the character. In fact in an interview Meggers said the following about one of the comics most beloved icons:

“She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don’t get it. Somebody has a big challenge on their hands, whoever takes that role. But I don’t want to do it.”

Megan is never one to leave you guessing about what she's thinking.

Wonder Woman 2.0

Now some one else has decided to share their thoughts about the matter. With David Kelley's announcement that he plans to bring Wonder Woman back to TV, everyone wanted to know what Lynda Carter thought. Carter is very keen on the idea. In fact she has stated that:

“I spoke to him several weeks ago and he is perfect for it because he will really give the characters life. It’s not just going to be a cartoon or a comic book thing, which is really what I think we tried to do.”

Wonder Trashed

However when asked if she liked Fox for the role, Carter was less enthusiastic. Says Lynda - "Megan Fox actually kind of trashed Wonder Woman. She said she thought it was dumb, like ‘what’s the big whoop making people tell the truth.’ I like her, I just thought she shouldn’t trash Wonder Woman.”

Carter gets miffed

Now this has been reported as Carter slamming Fox. However you'll note that Carter never said that she disliked Fox. On the contrary she said that she liked her. In fact she never even went so far as to say that Fox shouldn't get the role. She just said that Fox should watch her mouth a little more. She even said it very nicely. When you consider that Fox's most notable role to date has involved dialogue with a talking car called Bumblebee, it does make her invisible plane comments sound a little - oh what's the word - lame. Some might say that she could take a few lessons from Carter on how to talk in public.

the indignity industry

BTW considering the way Fox's career has been going lately, and anyone can have a slump, she might do well to consider the David Kelley Wonder Woman project. It would spare her and new husband Brian Austin Green the indignity of appearing in a reality TV series.

Dog Days for Megan Fox

Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin conspire to destroy American television!

Looks like good news bad news depending on how you feel about Mel Gibson and reality TV. An unofficial, and there fore unscientific, online poll hosted by news site Zimbio has 74% of persons poled claiming that they would see another Mel Gibson movie. That's almost as many as would avoid watching a new Bristol Palin Levi Johnston reality TV series! So who knows - there may actually be something to this; the pole I mean, and not that awful reality TV series that the Palins are planning. BTW I hear that the real reason why Mother Gosselin has gone of to visit Sister Sarah in Alaska is that they have appalling plans for a joint reality TV venture!

before Megan, after Fox

Now that reality is out of the way it's back to the movies. Megan Fox used to have a promising career before she publicly mouthed off about director Michael Bay. It was all a part of her "straight shooter" routine. I say routine because they say in Follywood that when you can fake sincerity you've got it made. Megan may have faked it not wisely but too well since Bay took umbrage (got pissed off!). Some of his minions (flunkies) also began posting shit about her online; like that she's a semi literate, half retarded TV actress with too much plastic surgery and a diva complex.

Bay unofficially mad; Megan officially out of a job

Once Megan figured out that Bay was unofficially mad she packed up the straight talk and put her motor mouth in reverse gear. At an awards show she publicity expressed her gratitude to Bay and the Transformers film franchise "which has given me so much". In another interview Mouthy Megan says that Transformers gave her a world, since before that she was sitting around eating Ramen Noodles. Informed Megan followers will probably doubt that she ever said any such thing since she started on a little show called Faith & Hope for 5 years, so it's not like she was a complete nobody. Besides she confided to Conan O Brien, during an interview, that her favorite food is found at Red Lobster, and not in boil in the bag pouches! Now lest you accuse me of trying to put words in Megan's mouth, here's that Ramen Noodle interview, from Australian TV.

pretty disappointed & a fleet of lead balloons

I am so very disappointed in that young woman! Megan's pretty disappointed too since Michael Bay went from being unofficial mad to officially dropping her from T3! Megan had other irons in the fire, like Jennifer's Body *smirk* and Jonah Hex *snicker*. Still when your immediate career plans consist of a bunch of films that will drop faster than a fleet of lead balloons, it doesn't hurt to have a guy like Bay in your corner.

new It

Maybe that's why Megan is royally pissed about Transformers new addition. The new addition is Victoria's Secret model Rosie Huntington Whiteley, who has been hired to play Shia LaBeouf's new love interest (man for a nerd that guy gets some real action - on screen anyway!). Now Rosie is a VS/underwear model so she has tons of previous experience when it comes to standing around looking hot & stupid. So much so that the entertainment media is calling her the new It Girl. That's what has Megger's knickers in a knot.

The old new It Girl & Coming Up Rosie

You see Meggers used to be the new It Girl, back when she had a viable movie career. In fact she's still attached to the title. Coming in second regularly in those online World's Hottest polls can be an important ego booster! Now everything is coming up Rosie. In fact RHW is booked up in magazine covers right up until the July 4rth 2011 Transformers 3 release. Those covers don't just help promote the film but are also a valuable source of income, so that's a lot of work! That has Meggers muttering under her breath, and often right out loud, about how this just isn't right. Megan puts it more bluntly: she refers to Rosie as that "Victoria's Secret slut" and complains about the amount of attention the young woman is getting. It's reassuring that Meggers hasn't lost that refreshing directness we've come to associate with her!

"Hi. You might remember me. I used to be the next Angelina Jolie."

While Megan might be mad others are pleased with the change up, like the film's crew. They're describing RHW as a great change, specifically she's a 'real doll', 'sweet', and 'a joy to work with'. The inference then being that this is a change because Meggers was none of those things. In fact behind the scenes scuttlebutt is that the whole crew loves The New It Girl. So that leaves Megan stuck with her title of The Old New It Girl. (I suppose that means Angelina Jolie is officially still the It Girl but unofficially the Old It Girl). As masseuse botherer Al Gore could tell her, being the former next something without actually having been anything ain't gonna get you anywhere!

if sex stills sells will Movies Inc bring sexy back?

Still there is some hope. The movie could tank. Then the new it girl will get blamed and the studio will want the old new it girl back. With money at stake it would be out of Bay's hands. Producers outrank directors in the Follywood pecking order as directors outrank leading A list actors/actresses. Studio executives outrank the lot and they only think about deals and the bottom line (that's why we have so many films based on comic books and old TV shows these days!). The executroids won't want money squandered on a personal grudge, and so might lay down the law to force Bay to bring Fox back out of the dog house.

The face is familiar but what the hell was the name again? Worst movie moniker since Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Besides, Rosie Huntington Whiteley has almost no chance of making it as an actress. For one thing her name is almost too long to be remembered. That's okay as a model; people only have to remember your face. As an actress they've got to remember your name. Hers would be tough to keep in mind without a 3x5 index card. So unless she changes it to something like Rose Hunt, or even Apu de Beaumarchais, she might have to go back to staring blankly into still cameras to earn her keep. In which case the next whirlwind 12 months of Transformers promotional magazine covers will be excellent experience - & save some money kid. You wouldn't want to wind up as the next Megan Fox!

BTW there's something that really needs to be addressed. Those stories going around about Anne Hathaway sneaking around Comic Con disguised as Hawkgirl are probably false.



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Megan Fox Wedding PIctures

They've have and on again off again engagement for a while now but Megan Fox and her steady Brain Austin Green finally tied the knot. The official Megan Fox wedding pix are making the rounds too. For instance Entertainment Tonight showed some of them in their official Megan Fox Wedding coverage:



Now what they didn't mention - ET is entertainment news, not gossip - is that Megan is rumoured to be pregnant, & that's why the sudden marriage. My theory is that with her film career circling the drain - Jennifer's Body & Jonah Hex , she's clinging to Brian Austin Green for security. A switch from drama sci fi to romantic comedy might've been a wiser choice at her age.

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Occurances of Megan Fox

Megan and her Mentor - must be mental

Since Megan and her mentor - Mickey B - have parted ways over differences of opinion, & other weighty matters, that has Fox followers asking "What will become of her?" There is a facebook page dedicated to getting her back on T3. Must be an attempt to harness the Betty White Effect.

In nature some things only happen once. Megan has taken the initiative and told POTC 4 that she would do anything to work with Johnny Depp. They'd be an interesting on screen match: both part Cherokee and from the South (Depp from Kentucky and Fox from Tennessee). However Johnny is notoriously nervous around ambitious actresses, and the POTC franchise is played out. POTC4 isn't so much as movie as it is basically a huge pay day for Depp.



She started out in comedy - Faith & Hope. If her off the cuff lines are any indication then the young lady may have a real natural ability for comedy and other forms of clowning. In fact Megan has managed to become interesting to the point of annoying and even bordering on outrageous without a stint in rehab, a sex tape, or an arrest. that's no mean feat. To show you what I mean let's take a look at some of Meggers' more outrageous public utterances!



"I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating." -Allure

On using restaurant silverware: "Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria you carry in your mouth? Ucch!" -Allure

"Men are scared of vaginas." -Rolling Stone

"I'm emotionally unpredictable. I've had to say to [boyfriend] Brian [Austin Green], 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something. Please leave.'" -Rolling Stone

"I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I'm a borderline personality -- or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is." -Wonderland

"I hate being looked at and when I'm on stage it's clear that I'm being stared at by everyone and that's my worst nightmare. My only goals when I go on stage are not to vomit, trip or have uncontrollable diarrhea — if I accomplish those three things, I don't care what else happens." -Wonderland

"Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win." -Cosmo

"I don't like boys who are mean to their mommies. That's a real turn off for me. And I don't like boys who aren't chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal." -People

Megan Fox admits to being a man!

Damned hot & pretty cool

Megan Fox Leaving Show Business

actress renounces her Faustian deal!

She's got herself a back up plan too. Just look and see.


Just think that this is happening when Hollywood was about to offer her the role of Zatanna in the upcoming movie based on the DC Comic character. Oh well, I guess that the world will have to miss out on Megan in a top hat and fishnet stockings.

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It's really for the best. Beneath the facade of every day life a battle is being waged; and Hollywood has a greater incidence of deals with darkness per capita than anywhere else on Earth!







If only Britney Spears had renounced her Faustian deal before she went full blown morlock!


Sorry Britney -Alanis Morissette is the one who went full blown morlock. Alanis has made her Faustian deal - how do you think that she went from being a teen dance queen to releasing her pathetic but critically acclaimed Jagged Little Pill. You remember, that was the album where Alanis had some difficulties with the concept of irony. As comedians pointed out, rain on your wedding day isn't ironic but only unfortunate. That is unless the wedding party had a sunshine theme or something.

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Headslap therapy!

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The only thing hollow about the entertainment industry is the music business

Of course it goes without saying that American Idol Simon Cowell is a morlock. His whole record deal angle is a give away. He offers people the world, or at least a chance at it. In return he only asks for a little passion. Morlocks are drawn to people with strong desires! In fact I hear that he's the morlock who helped broker the whole Britney Spears Faustian deal. Maybe that's just something you hear on the Internet.

Megan Fox is made of fail

fox bitten

An update on the Shia Vs Spielberg story. Shia was recently churlish enough to pull a Megan Fox & bite the hand that feed him. So what could've gotten into the young man? Maybe Shia's just PO'd lately because the studios want to tap him & Megan Fox for a Sonny and Cher bio pic.

YouTube Video

Strangely Megan doesn't seem to mind the idea, but Megan's a scamp a camp and a bit of a V-A-M-P vamp! Besides, Kim Kardsahian really really wanted the Cher role, for credibility! However Cher is the woman Megan Fox was supposed to be (if she'd known her role - we've watched her struggle with that).

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Apparently some studio executard got the idea after watching I Walk The Line with Phoenix & Witherspoon. I can't wait to hear Shia & Megan sing I Got You Babe.

Though there are similarities, Megan & Shia remind me much more of Hansel & Gretel in the above pic. It must be their youth, and the fear in their eyes *shudders*.

BTW the Sonny & Cher parallel also works in reference to John McCain & Sarah Palin! Their break up was just as painful for some. Elizabeth Hasslebeck, or Nel Flanders - the goofy 2 shoes, was crying over her Bible for weeks, asking young Grace "Why Honey, Why?"

If Megan Fox was offered work in a Sonny & Cher biopic she might welcome it right now, 'cause current rumor is that she's been fired off of Transformers 3. I guess that thought she was out of line with the Hitler crack. Actually what really got his goat was when Meggers described T2 as all flash and fx without much acting or story. In fact Michael Bay is currently busy trying to find a replacement for Fox as Shia LaBeouf's love interest. Don't be surprised if Bay gets Fox's Jennifer's Body co star Amanda Seyfried to take on the part, or even Lindsay Lohan. That depends on how spiteful Michael Bay is during the casting process. As for Megan Fox she will probably return from whence she came - TV sitcoms. Either that or directly to entertainment hell - reality TV!

BTW - Amanda Stayfried has just busted up with her boyfiriend. Now in the entertainment world a bust up goes with a career status change. Everyone in Follywood is out to do well, and, like Halle Berry, don't want to date no losers. So as players move up and down the food chain they, like molecules, come unglued and form new bonds. If you drop from a B Lister ( a Blister?) to C or below, then you're former partner might want to cut you free so that they find themselves a more appropriate match. You can't blame them for it - if you moved from B to A then you'd do as much for them. So If Stayfried has dropped her guy then it might because she's just quantum leaped up the food chain recently. This could support the idea that she's being considered for Foxy's replacement.