Shaming Shawn
In Hollywood impulsive marriages are usually followed by bitter divorces. Few people have had as many impulsive marriages as Larry King. He's currently married to wife # 7, 'country music stylist' Shawn Southwick. Now Shawn has had a long time battle with migraine headaches which eventually became a pain in the ass for her husband.
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Viagra side effect - causes migraines in much younger wives!
Coincidentally the headaches started about the time of her marriage to King, and reoccur every time the old boy tries to touch her. King has even had her on the show to talk about it, either to raise public awareness of the condition, or to shame her into having sex with him. Though Shawn's headaches are highly debilitating, they didn't stop her from screwing the cock off of her son's little league coach. I guess that he must have been a very good bush league player. In fact I believe that Larry was
To err on the side of cleverness
Shawn is Larry's 7th wife and he endured 13 years of this. No word on whether Brit pub song Henry the 8th will be sung at King's almost inevitable 8th wedding, possibly to cash strapped hottie Pamela Anderson.
Get laid and get paid, like Oksana!
Larry King ain't the only one to regain his freedom. Alcoholic anti Semite Mel Gibson has split from his Russian girlfriend Octomom look alike Oksana Grigoreiva. No word on what drove them apart, unless the paternity tests came back negative. Oksana is a star fucker who's already getting paid of by former James Bond Timothy Dalton for having a son by him (Isn't it funny how 007 never pays child support in the movies?). That lad is quickly coming of age and Oksana needed another meal ticket.
Mel sobers up
She was seeing David Foster at about the same time she was seeing Gibson. In fact she was staying in his guest house. It was a fact that may have lead to the dissolution of Foster's marriage. Anyway she quickly moved on to Mel. Now it looks like Mel might have finally
"I can forgive a cheater, but I will not tolerate a loser!"
It looks like Elin Nordgren-Woods might be finally ready to make a clean break of it. Tiger Woods' wife had an extensive meeting with divorce lawyers following Tiger's defeat at the Masters. Extensive means that the meeting took several hours and took place in her Orlando, Florida home. Apparently Elin was willing to over look the umpteen sleazy sluts Tiger was cavorting around with, but when his abilities as a breadwinner were impaired she decided that she could do better. Good on her for finally asserting her independence, in the usual way, through divorce lawyers and alimony. Who knew that Tiger had so much riding on that tournament?
Grubby fame - just a little world of advice
In a side note to that sorry fiasco, one of Tiger's women, porno actress Jamie Grubbs, has gotten herself arrested. She was driving around with a suspended license. That's bad because she has 3 outstanding warrants. So she's being held on $30 000 bail. Just a little word of advice to those seeking their 15 mins - when you in a position like Ms Grubbs (and she's been in many positions) you can't go driving around with a suspended license. Remember, people know who you are now!
Love is never having to tell your publicist
Finally Melissa and Tammy Etheridge have ended their 9 year marriage. They made the announcement to People Magazine via their respective publicists in which they asked for what all celebrities ask for: privacy and respect. When they're ready to tell you what they want you to hear then they'll tell it to Oprah.
commercial breaks & coitus interruptus
BTW it looks like Justin Timberlake has cut clingy Jessica Biel loose in favor of former flame Cameron Diaz. Remember that Americans aren't interested in pulling out of anything except a drive through, or a relationship!
