Go go rehab
Whitney Houston's comeback continues to go badly. Last time there was any news about Whitney it was when the audience walked out on her in Paris. Now the singer has been hospitalized in London. After singing off key Houston apparently ran out of breath. A doctor has diagnosed her with an upper respiratory infection. If you're asking yourself is Whitney back on crack you won't be the only one.InTouch claims that the singer is back on crack. They refer to an incident where Whitney was seen snort a mysterious white powder from a bag. There source is eyewitness Marlon David, who sat only a table away from Whitney and her ex Bobby Brown @ the Beverly Wilshire hotel in LA on March 10. According to David Houston walked in with Brown and once seated began swearing loudly and demanded a "fucking drink". She then pulled a bag out of her purse, rolled a bill, and snorted a line of 'white powder'. David describes Whitney as looking thin and "out of it". Not surprisingly Whitney's people have denied the story and swear up and down that the singer is clean and healthy. Video clips of Houston's performance show her far from healthy. Apparently she sweats when she tries to reach the high notes.
Crack is whack, and whack is back!
Whitney went broke doing a "poor people's drug". I just feel so bad for her. Now you know what the greatest love of all is. Whitney ain't the only one who's gonna be doing drugs, Angelina Jolie will be too if she reads the latest tabloid covers.
Parenthetically speaking
If you're Angelina Jolie (and be glad that you're not - if she has as hard a time living with herself as others do living with her, then her life must be hell. I guess she likes being surrounded by people so she won't have to be alone with herself - misery loves company!)it doesn't matter how realistic the rumors are for them to be believable, just how insecure and unstable you are. Brad's looking rough these days. I wonder what his problem could be? Maybe it's the psychotic in his life, and I don't mean Aniston. Aniston is merely neurotic.
Since the list only featured movie characters there were some notable omission's, like Lila Tourney-West in Showtime's Dexter. Lila was every bit as crazy as Girl Interrupted Angelina Jolie. Not that I'm implying Jolie is a serial murderess or anything, but would it surprise you if she was? It might take more than Dexter Morgan to get Jolie out of Brad Pitt's life.
Speaking of girls interrupted, the latest Tiger Woods hook up to come out is none other than the 22 year old daughter of his neighbor. That young woman's name is Raychel Coudriet and she's claiming to have had a one nighter with Woods in the golfer's office.
A hole in one
