Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Life After Celebrity

Megan Fox gets BAGged

Some one once said that fame can be fleeting. So what do you do if you've devoted your like to getting famous and things start to fizzle out? That's the very question super hottie Megan Fox might be asking herself these days. Ever since she messed up her face with plastic surgery and got on Michael Bay's bad side things haven't been going well for her. Jennifer's Body flopped at the box office despite being a Diablo Cody project, and despite a gratuitous Megan Fox bondage/human sacrifice scene. The bondage thing should've been a sure fire draw for nerds and fetishists, but the project faltered immediately upon release. Worse still Megan's Jonah Hex flick also failed upon opening, despite being a comic based film and featuring more Megan Fox bondage scenes.

from sizzle to fizzle

Fortunately for Megan she's got a fall back position. That option involves Megan breaking her word. Back at the height of her career she made many public statements about not marrying for at least ten years. That must've been something of a let down for her long term sex partner Brian Austin Green; whom Megan affectionately refers to as BAG. She even called off her engagement to BAG a number of times. Perhaps, like Jessica Simpson with Nick Lachey, she thought that she had out grown him.

why not get married, if you don't have anything better to do

Her recent spate of career failures must've caused Megan to reassess her priorities. Megan's people have just announced that the actress has married BAG just last week in a top secret ceremony in Hawaii. So she's now officially Megan Green. It's probably pointless to ask whether she'll continue to work under the name of Megan Fox, since it's in doubt whether she'll continue to work. Anyway here's a short video clip on Megger's recent nuptials!



hello Dolly

It just goes to show that you can't believe anything a young woman says and especially if she's an actress! Of course celebs don't always resort to the consolation of relationships and family lives once they've ceased to be relevant. If your Dolly Parton you go from having a career to talking about your career. As an eminence gris of the entertainment world, Dolly has taken to sharing her personal history with the enthusiasm of a retired politician talking about their time spent shaping world events. Here's Dolly talking about how it feels to be an entertainment institution, if not a bona fide pop culture icon!



It's good to hear that Dolly's keeping busy. When she's not cooking, reading, cooking & reading, and rebuilding Nashville with an ad hoc army of country western singer stars, she's penning her autobiography! The woman's a dynamo!

Puff'n'stuff

One person who has no post career palns is P Puffy Dirty Diddy Money - or what ever Sean Combs is calling himself this week. Diddy made a appearance at the recent BET Awards.



So now you know that Puffster isn't planning on going anywhere anytime soon. In fact he's determined to stay 100% relevant. Still he might want to thing about his own theme park, and maybe some kind of philanthropic project. It never hurts to have a plan B, just as long as he doesn't go down the celebrity impulse adoption route!

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