Well not quite but nearly. To explain let me begin at the pre beginning. A couple of months or so ago professional derriere Kim Kardashian got herself photo'd next to boy most likely Justin Bieber. It was behind the scenes at some awards show or another - you know the kind: mint some shiny chromy trophy and they will come. Anyhow Kim thought it would be cute to tweet pic this along with the caption "I have officially got Bieber fever". Bieber fans didn't think that it was cute and started tweeting Kim death threats. You know how teenaged girls can be. Kim tweeted something to the effect of "Hey Beebs call the hounds off! I was only kidding about sexing you up." Everybody thought it was a done deal.
Well now stories are coming out about Kim and the Bieber being spotted together. CelebTV - one of those sleazy gossip sites that politicians and civil servants view when they're supposed to be on their government's business - are reporting that the pair, and Bieber, have been spotted together. in fact they even have posted the following video to prove it!
So there we have it: the denial and then the perfect cover for their sleazy little get togethers. This is what makes Kim nearly a creepy pedophile. Bieber is still only 16. Bump it back a few years, say when Kardashian was dating reggie bush, and the relationship would've been enough to put Kim behind bars with Mary Kay Letourneau! It also explains those recent Goofgle search trends for "Justin Bieber Syphilis". It may even explain those runmours about Justin getting pinched by the cops after sneaking out of his bedroom and being reported missing by his mom. What could lure a teenaged boy away from his Xbox but the charms of a reality TV porn star? While Kim may not technically be a creepy pedogal, she may have a bad case of robbing the cradle!
