positions with perks
When you're a big high powered celebrity doin' some screwin' is just one of the perks of the position. Of course sometimes things get out of hand. Like in the strange case of Robin Mortimer. Mortimer is the founder, and boss,of British Motorcross. he also had a healthy interest in some unhealthy pastimes; like bondage and extreme sadomasochism.
Mortimer had a wife, however still felt the need to go trolling around London's numerous sicko clubs looking for a little relief from his urges. That's where he made the acquaintance of Mistress Lucrezia. Ms Lucrezia is one of Europe's most perverted dominatrices, and a prostitute. Together with her partner Mistress Juno, the woman who describes herself as “sadistic, intelligent & perverse," and "a sadist of the worst kind,” entertained Mortimer at her Belgian flat for over the course of a weekend. Somewhere between the whips, chains, and nitrous oxide, Mortimer died. Prosecutors are awaiting the results of a full autopsy before deciding how to proceed. That leaves everyone else asking "How did Jesse James ever miss out on this bitch?"BTW nitrous oxide fueled sex is what killed Brit funny man Peter Sellars.
Destiny's love child
The combination of sexy & sorry has reached into the rarefied world of super entertainer Beyonce Knowles. Knowles has stopped speaking to her father, and completely shut him out of her life after it was revealed that he fathered a love child with a woman 20 years his junior. DNA tests confirmed that Matthew Knowles father a son, Nixon (that name never works out) on his 38 year old mistress Alexsandra Wright, and he did it while still married to Beyonce's mom!Matthew managed Beyonce's career through her early rise to fame with Destiny's Child. However things have reached an all time low point between Beyonce & her dad. Unnamed sources are quoted as saying:
"Beyoncé was horrified to find out her dad cheated on her mom. She always looked up to him, and she is very close to her mom, so this has hit her really hard. She is refusing to speak to him, which is making things difficult where it comes to managing her career. Some people at Columbia now think it would be better to move him aside."
The suit was filed back in October, and the resulting DNA tests have allowed the courts to compel the Knowles the elder to pay almost $9000 a month in child support. It also helped trigger a divorce between Beyonce's parents. Naturally Beyonce's PR reps are hard at work denying the obvious. Says one: "There is no merit to this. This is absolutely false."
BTW if Wright's name sounds familar it might be because she was no the TV series Scrubs.
celebrity quote of the day:
“People write to me and say, ‘I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me.’ I just write them a simple message like, ‘Never give up,’ you know? And it changes their life.”
~Justin Bieber
That Bieber is really on the ball. Speaking of which baseball season has begun and a healthy interest in sports is a good remedy for an unhealthy interest in sexy time - Unless you're ARoid!. So Keep you eye on the ball & remember something inspioring that some one else told you sometime! That way you can avoid bugging Bieber.
Speaking of freaky sex Lexx hottie Xenia Seeberg has veered into the extremes of drastic plastic surgery. Since splitting with her hubby (he called it quits after Xenia, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, beat the shit out of him. The poor man had to show up at the Berlin premier of Inglorious Basterds wearing shades and an eye patch - also with a new chick!) Xenia has had a insecurity crisis. She assumes that the marriage tanked out because she's losing her looks, instead of because she beat the crap out of her man - men never complained about it before. So she's gone under the knife for extensive touch ups. Here now is a world exclusive of Xenia's post surgery face!
I'm sure that it'll look just fine once the sharp edges flatten out out. On the bright side her fore head is very smooth.
