Friday, June 18, 2010

Sienne vs Sadie - Follywood Family Values

Twitter fit

When Sienna Miller is involved in a situation it doesn't take long for trouble to develop. The gal has was and means and she usually finds something to work with: like troubled marriages, and even Twitter! For instance now that Sienna is back with her former beau Jude Law she has has numerous children to use against his many ex's. The most recent occurrence even played out on Twitter.

it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission, except on Twitter!

Seems that Jude's daughter by Sadie Frost was visiting dad and side piece. A harmless outing to the Isle of Wight rock festival was planned. When young Iris returned, her long hair had been chopped off and replaced with a Sienna approved bob. Since this was done without the mother's permission, and to piss Sadie off, Sadie obliging hit the roof. She let the world know about on Twitter too:

"I think ya should get ya own child and then cut their hair,"

That was Sadie's terse reply. She later calmed down, apparently through denial

"The story in paper is rubbish no-one cut Iris's hair she still has her beautiful locks. All is cool with them - peace and love,"

Dig that peace and love part, just like Ringo Starr when he wanted to be left alone. That's how you know her recantation is on the level. At least it never happened, but if it did we can be sure that:

"Sadie had a great time at the festival but it was all forgotten when she saw Iris' hair.

"It's not that the style doesn't look nice -- it does -- but that it was done without her permission.

"I'm sure Sienna was just trying to be nice. But Sadie doesn't want Sienna playing mum to her kids."

So did she or didn't she? We'll never know now because Sadie has deactivated her Twitter account. Perhaps just another way of affirming that it never happened. Action does speak so much louder than words. In Sienna's defense she might insist that though she has broken many marriages they were on life support before she got anywhere near them. She just put them out of their misery, like some Jack Kevorkian-ish angel of mercy for domestic hell inhabitants! Of course the "It was like that when I got here" defense didn't work for Kevorkian himself.

In other news Warren Beatty's daughter by Annette Bening is getting a sex change. Young Kathryn, 18, has been attending college for a year as a man. She calls herself Stephen. Now she's taking the plunge and going for her sex reassignment surgery.

Now Beatty & Bening are said to be 'devastated' by the news. At least that's what The National Enquirer is saying that unnamed sources close to the couple are telling them. The National Enquirer wouldn't lire, since they are nominated for a Pulitzer Price for their outstanding work in the John Edwards cheating scandal. Let that be a lesson to the New York Times - "You can't beat a supermarket broadsheet when it comes to the tradition of peep hole journalism!"

In fact Bugsy is more than devastated. According to the same tabloid snitches Big Warren is beside himself. It's something that he's been struggling with for years. The idea has been in young Kathryn's mind for a while, but Bagsy & Benning have put their foot down over the procedure. However Kathryn has sworn up and down that once she turned 18 she was gonna go full speed ahead. You know how defiant kids can be - they're even willing to keep their promises. That's something the adults in charge may have forgotten, but might do well to remember when dealing with the children in their care.

Bagsy & Benning must really be hurt and humiliated by this decision, since they have managed to keep off twittering about the subject. Maybe that's a generational thing. No word on whether Kathryn will be asking for forgiveness instead of permission.

Wondertrash boguszen: What do you give the man who has everything? How about forgiveness, since that's usually what they're asking for.

“you scream, I scream, we all scream Ice Cream!”

Speaking of Follywood Family Values mother of the year Dina Lohan has gotten herself in to trouble again. By trouble I mean that she was almost arrested. They charges were a complete crock though - a crock of ice cream!

Dina was at a Cavel ice cream outlet trying to procure something sweet for her sone - glad that the boy isn't being neglected. Anyway Dina tries to pay with her daughter Allie's Free Ice Cream for Life card. The Cavel guy seizes it, and then calls the cops when Dina can't provide any proof that she's Allie's mom. That is almost ironic on some level. Here's the blow by blow account of what went down:

Lindsay Lohan’s mom was out and about in East Meadow, New York, on Wednesday when she stopped by a Carvel Ice Cream store, to buy a cake for her youngest son Cody’s 14th birthday celebrations.
But that’s when things went like a banana split, Dina said.
While at the counter, the high-profile mom said she produced a special Carvel promotional ‘Black’ card — akin to a Black American Express Card in the ice-cream stakes.
It’s then the store employee went ballistic, according to Dina, who dished the scoop to RadarOnline.com.
“The shop assistant said, ‘Do you have I.D.?’” Dina said.
“Next minute he he grabbed my arm and took my card and held it hostage and wouldn’t give me the cake!
“This guy was crazy!”
The Carvel ‘Black’ card is the ultimate status symbol of ice-cream.
Dina explained she and all the Lohans have ‘Black’ cards, gifting them free ice cream for 75 years.
However, her mistake was: she picked up 16-year-old daughter Ali’s card.
“I didn’t think it be a problem,” Dina said.
“I couldn’t believe this guy… it’s a family card, it just didn’t have my name on it.
“Next minute, four cop cars showed up, there’s a police helicopter over head and this guy makes it seem to the cops that I’m trying to use a stolen credit card — and for what? Over a free ice cream?!”
A humiliated Dina said she explained the situation to the cops.
But when the men in black asked the Carvel employee to return Dina’s card, he wouldn’t budge.
“He wouldn’t give it back… not even to the cops!” Dina joked.
“Finally he gave up and gave me my card back. But he told me, ‘You can have the card, but you can’t have the cake!’
“It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people.”
It would seem that the big loser in the fiasco was the birthday boy, who was denied his favorite ice cream cake.
Now Dina is going to make Carvel pay.
“Just wait until Lindsay and Ali hear about this,” she said.
“When Ali gets back, I’m going to bring her in everyday to this store — and you can print that!”

It's good to hear that Dina eventually got her card back. It might be disturbing to the celebrity set that she didn't also have her cake to eat it too. Those Free Ice Cream for Life cards are practically the membership in celebrity cultures outer middle circle! It should provide some calorie reduced food for thought any way. Bon appetite!

Meanwhile you can continue your gossip fix next week by way of the National Enquirer.



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