Different day, same shit
So what do you do when you significant other celebrates a birthday? If you're Brad Pitt then you probably spend the day riding around aimlessly in a chauffeur driven SUV while swilling beer after beer after beer. At least that's what eye witness said, and was reported in celebrity gossip blog Backseat Cuddler. Naturally this public misery reflects badly on the Voodoo Queen. So when he got back Bitchelina let him have it "Did you even stop and think about how your misery makes me look!!!?" - there was a huge fight. It got so bad that Angelina Bitchy even went so far to cancel their plans to take the kids to see Sesame Street LIVE! How did their lives become so mundane and still remain so insane?
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There may have been even more to the story than Brad rolling around drunk in public. The gal who has publicly stated on numerous occasions that she doesn't frighten easily is scared shitless by one person - Jennifer Aniston. When Brad went missing in action Girl Interrupter's first and only thought was that Brado had gone back to the ex. Naturally that provoked a 5 alarm freak out, and the cancellation of the Sesame Street deal.
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The commotion has lead some unnamed sources to comment: “At the last minute she told the staff the whole thing was off. She didn’t give any reason, just said that they weren’t needed and that she and Brad and the kids were going to stay home.” Worse still a former body guard is commenting “She’s Totally Psycho”, referring to his former employer. Seems like life with a crazy person is a lot less satisfying than Hollywood movies would have had us believe.
Life with a lunatic can take it's tole. Read about Brad Pitt's lost good looks @ BettyConfidential.com. He's gone from Joe Handsome to the 4rth member of ZZ Top since he hooked up with Bitchelina.
