Wednesday, June 2, 2010

What happened to Gary Coleman?

Gary Coleman story heating up

So what happened to Gary Coleman? That's what his parents want to know. Now the parents haven't wanted to know about Gary for over 20 years, ever since they had that nasty spat about embezzlement, or misappropriation. Gary claims that about 18 million - the sum total of his Different Strokes earnings, went missing while it was under his adoptive parents' care. The parents were very hurt by those accusations, even though they did splash around cash on limos and the like.



Anyway Gary's a hot property again. Death has a funny way of reviving a defunct career. So there will be a big market for Gary bios, documentaries, unreleased film and TV projects. The next of kin gets to call the shots on that, and reap the financial rewards. So naturally the parents want to make sure that wifey passes the stink test.

Wifey may have already flunked that, since the couple had a history of domestic violence and Gary was giving away a lot of weight to the missus. So questions about whether or not Gary had any assistance getting from the top of the stairs to the bottom are reasonable, under the circumstances. It's more than reasonable since the parents realize there's more money to be made off of the kid they didn't have anything to do with for over 20 years. So that might make getting away with murder (or benefit of the doubt, accidental homicide) more difficult then cynics might expects. The system works, sort of, and especially when there's a financial incentive for getting to the truth!

So far the only thing we can say conclusively is that Ms. Coleman was the one who pulled the plug. So Gary's fate was probably sealed from the moment he said "I do". Love is never having to say "Do not resuscitate." Whatever happened to Gary remains to be seen, but he story is developing with a vengeance!

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Speaking of fame and "murder" there's a certain Survivor producer who's now adamantly denying that he had anything to do with his wife's untimely passing. As you may recall her body was found stuffed into a dumpster out side a Mexican hotel. Naturally the husband fell under suspicion. What with mutual infidelity and constant heated divorce talk it seemed a reasonable assumption.

Hubs was pretty tight lipped on the whole affair up till now. Probably on the advice of his lawyers. It's advice he might have wanted to continue practicing since he has now entered the media spin with a vengeance. As said he swear that he didn't do it and that he is outraged that he has been officially suspected. About the only thing he hasn't become vocal and outraged about so far is finding his wife' s real killer. So I guess that even savvy media insiders learned nothing from OJ Simpson. Bruce Beresford-Redman will be coming soon to a golf course near you!

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