Sunday, June 6, 2010

Oh My Stars

Stars are huge unstable balls of explosive energy which generate so much gravity that they suck in everything near by, and make escape nearly impossible. They also have the ability to solve some of the world's most serious problems; the kind that scientists and politicians have been struggling with for centuries. If you don't believe me then just watch the following short but informative video on harnessing star power for the general good of humanity!



Now on from those stars to the kind of stars that are useless to everyone especially including themselves - Follywood stars!

Catherine Zeta Jones was spotted out and about in public recently. Now there's nothing odd in that. What was encrusted around the bridge of her nose might be called peculiar. It was a mysterious white powder similar to the kind that has gotten Lindsay Lohan into so much trouble. Let's have a peep by way of Dlisted!

Send In The Coke





That's either coke or old man Douglas has become dangerously dehydrated and is shooting powder!

There have been some blinds going around about a high powered Hollywood 'coke mom' but I'm sure that can't be Cat. For one thing if she went out in public with cocaine smeared on her nose and her dress, then that would be damned sloppy. Sloppy is one word you don't associate with CZJ! So I'll give her the same benefit of the doubt that I would give Lindsay Lohan: perhaps Cat was applying foot powder & missed! You know how easily that can happen and especially when you're coked out of your mind!

BTW there's plenty more of those pix over @ DListed, including ones of Cat's powder smeared dress. So hit the link and head over. DListed would be Dlighted so see you!

If Megan Fox thinks it's a bad idea then maybe there's something to it after all

BTW This just in from the unsubstantiated rumor dept - Kristen Stewart has been approached to play Wonder Woman in an adaption of the DC Comic. She hasn't said no either. In fact unnamed sources say she's seriously considering doing the role if she can bring some Joan Jett edge to the part. She's also cited Megan Fox's flat out refusal to consider the role and her subsequent career slump commenting that sometimes the obvious choice isn't necessarily the smart one.

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