addictive behavior + borderline personality = celebrity personality disorder!
The bizarre behavior of celebrities is well documented. In fact some one should probably do a book on celebrity & aberrant psychology. They could even coin a new diagnostic classification: Celebrity Personality Disorder. The disorder would be marked by pronounced tendencies to narcissism, risk taking, self destructive behavior, and of course monomania and the standard delusions of grandeur.
up up and away; make room for the crowd
These qualities aren't restricted to household names. The would be famous exhibited the same disturbing characteristic. Take Balloon Boy's Dad Richard Heene, or Octomom Nadya Suleman. They both went a long way to trade for their 15 minutes of fame: Octotwat getting PS to look like a bargain basement Angelina Jolie, then moving on to rent out her womb for convention space; and Heene who claimed to have lost his child in a UFO shaped weather balloon after discovering that sending the boy off in an actual UFO would be unfeasible.
Fame American Style - I'll drink to that
As a matter of fact these tendencies may not be a side effect of celebrity but basic to the condition. People with over the top, too close to the edge personalities tend to attract attention. When they do it's just a matter of cashing in. It's child's play - as in the case of the most famous American toddler in the world. Let's have a look as the following clip featuring some one who might one day be a major celebrity - God forbid - Beer Drinking Baby!
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Milkoholics and beer babies
Is this the next Lindsay Lohan? The world's already watching and that's a bad start (According to Cosby). The world might be watching you to, if you're foolish enough to film your own crime spree, or next sexual encounter; and then post it to youtube. Wouldn't it be even better if you didn't, though? So if you have an impressible urge to express yourself, especially around the lime light, and a head full of issues, who knows. You might find yourself in a wondertrash way of life!
BTW Speaking of Lindsay Lohan her scram bracelet went off during the recent MTV Awards. There's no word on whether this was a false alarm, a deliberate attempt to get Lohan in trouble by say spelling a drink on her leg, or whether Ms. Lohan had a moment of weakness. You'll be hearing more about his fast developing story soon, probably from Lindsay's publicist, or lawyer. Which one will depend on how much shit she's in.
You read it here first!
Regular readers will remember that Wondertrash posted, a few days back, that Twilight's Kristen Stewart was seriously considering the role Megan Fox was too good for - Wonder Woman. Well now there's some serious confirmation on that by way of UGO.com & Comic-con!
It might be only 5% actually happening, but it's 50% virtually happening & with 65% "Twilight Breakout Actress" starring - that's good enough for any rumor!
