Whatever it was that Megan Fox had - verbal diarrhea maybe - Kristen Stewart has caught. Kristen has made some startling responses to routine questions in her Twilight promotional blitz. For instance Krissy likened being photographed to being raped. Now that's an enormous overstatement - being photographed merely steals your soul! Kristew had to make amends publicly over that - saying that it just 'tore my guts out' that people may have been upset by her little faux pas.pussy galore
Now Kristew has taken a look in her her future and she see's plenty of pussy. No, Krissy ain't gone dike or anything, yet. She just feels that the Hollywood lifestyle, combined with her natural melancholy, have her on the fast route to a more peculiar life. Krissy says that she see's herself, eventually, as a crazy cat lady. According to her she's already more than half way there. For one thing she already has a cat - so not a good sign! She said: "I'm so boring. No I am. I sit in my house with my cat. I'm a crazy cat lady, just give me a couple of years. I have one cat but I'm obsessed with him."
pussy will only get you so far without a career plan
Well it's good that Krissy has made some long terms plans, rather than letting fame go straight to her head. Just in case the cat thing doesn't work out she's also drawn up her Plan B. She wants to expand her repertoire! Says KS to Extra:
"I would love to do something a little lighter. It just has to be good. It's rare for romantic comedies to be solid, solid good. I have a really hard time planning out stuff. I don't do that. I read a script and I do it based on a serious gut instinct, like, 'I feel so compelled to do that.'
"It's a ridiculous thing to play out some fake life and so whatever character I choose to play I feel like if I don't bring them to life then I'm killing someone I love. So I don't know what I want to do, I just want to have that feeling."
I love it when a plan comes together! She's right about the romantic comedies though!
are they or aren't they, or were they ever?
Kristen's recent fit of bitching and complaining about everything and nothing in particular must be the reason that her co star Robert Patterson has grown sick of her. Now it should be said that they have never officially be together. There were rumors. Now most of these rumors came from their respective PR people, plus the Twilight production and promotional team. Perhaps they thought it would be cute if folk thought that the movie's stars were really involved.
Krissy and her big mouth
Now Life & Style is reporting that the couple that were never together have split up. According to L&S, Bobby Patz had to cut Pissy Krissy loose 'cause she's too much of a downer. Probably taking the whole pseudo goth trip too damned seriously! Says L&S, quoting from unnamed sources close to the Hollywood vampire:
“Robert Pattinson has had enough of Kristen Stewart’s negative attitude and finally called it quits, Life & Style has learned.
In fact, Life & Style can reveal that Rob broke things off with Kristen earlier this year. “When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, ‘We’re done,’” an insider tells Life & Style. “Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance.” But impulsive hookups aren’t enough. Unlike his character, Edward, Rob feels he hasn’t found his soul mate and is keeping his options open.
The magic may have drained from his and Kristen’s relationship, but Rob clearly hasn’t given up on his fairy-tale ending. “There are still a lot of people in the world who desperately want to keep real romance alive,” Rob has said. “It sounds lame, but it’s the truth.”
say it ain't so
Now some sources, like gossip blog Hollywood Heartbreaker - are claiming that there are several reasons why this is probably not true - that they were never seriously together in the first place not being one of those reasons. Which only goes that the hype does work, on amateur media types anyway. Hopefully you won't let the hype get to you. That stuff can have a worse effect than a werewolf bite! Anyway you'll know that the hype machine is in overdrive when Twilight publicists announced that Bobby Patz is gettin' serious with former Harry Potter Hermione what's her name. You know, the girl who went to Harvard.
trainwrecks in training
On that note what are these kids gonna do for a living when Twilight gets played out, one or two sequels down the road? They could can Krissy for getting difficult, and then do a serious of prequels. As a 100 year old adolescent Patterson's character is good for that. They could always announce that Kristew was dropped over her eating disorder. That way it would generate come interest in her career too! Then it's on to the inevitable round of rehab, reality TV, arrests, weight gain, court dates, etc; as everyone asks how Taylor Lautner became Twilight's breakout star. Of course that's no secret since he's kept his mouth shut, and briefly dated Taylor Swift, back when she was still popular. Goes to show that the kid knows how the game is played!
Hollywood in a nutshell
Some other stuff is going on in Hollywood, besides the teen aged dramas of the junior vampires. In a nutshell Harrison Ford is finally married to that Ally MacBeal chick, Gary Coleman ain't getting a funeral because that would be too damned complicated right now, and Megan Fox is engaged again - to that BAG guy who paid for all her plastic surgery - because that would give her something to take her mind off of her faltering career! Here's the news in brief:
