Jesse James bags another one!

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If you've been paying attention to celebrity news & gossip lately then you're probably asking yourself "How can I score like Tiger Woods and Jesse James?" If you want to be a player it helps to have no flexible standards. Cocktail waitresses, strippers, escorts, junkies in withdrawal, etc are all fair game. It's quantity, not quality, that matters.

Yeah baby!

Even more importantly you've got to know where to go to get a piece of the action. White power meetings are a good spot. So are tattoo parlors. Biker rallies can be a hot spot. One over looked source of action is the Roller Derby. Those gals are achin' for the bacon', especially after their steroid injections. Catch them at just the right time and you two will be swinging like Tiger and banging like Jesse. Keep on truckin' - whatever that means.


Just kidding! Pic courtesy of Sugarapsa - that's asparagus backwards.

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