the following is written in conspiracy theory form, as a satire of ideas that are becoming more apparent in our society
Rick Sanchez used to be an on air personality with CNN. Nowadays he's hotter under the collar than George Dubya in a burqa. So what's got Rickie's hijab in a twist? Well Jon Stewart doesn't like him and only gets away with it because the media is controlled by Jews! That puts guys like him at a disadvantage. Guys like Sanchez, are in his words guys whose parents worked hard, who were never quite white enough ("white enough" is WASP as defined by the ruling secret Jewish kabal!), and who never had anything handed to him.
Guys like Stewart, on the other hand, are guys from the college educated middle class. Their father's have degrees, while their mothers have part time jobs of choice that allow them to maintain their dignity and afford pretentious off season vacation packages. Their parents send them to prep schools where they wore penny loafers with dimes in them just to be assholish, and learn to stick their nose in the air by thinking that everyone else is stupid.
So naturally there's an 'animosity'. That animosity spilled out last night during an astonishing Mel Gibson type radio rant out featuring Sanchez on Pete Dominick's Sirius XM show. Rick was pissed off about getting replaced as CNN anchor in favour of an Elliot "Quagmire" Spitzer Show (The Jews again! When will they leave this man in peace?), and to promote his perhaps ironically titled new book "Conventional Idiocy". Sanchez was mighty steamed about getting the ax, so he had a full head of steam to work off.
Now he had the explanation for CNN. The guys there just don't get it. They don't get it because they don't get where he's coming from. Where he's coming from - in more or less his own words - is an 'off white' background of hard knocks where dads did real jobs for chicken feed and their sons didn't get into Ivy League colleges with a letter from the bishop or local state senator. So when they see him they just see some 'latino'.
"It's not just the right that does this. 'Cause I've known a lot of elite, Northeast establishment liberals that may not use this as a business model, but deep down, when they look at a guy like me, they look at a ... they see a guy automatically who belongs in the second tier and not the top tier ... White folks usually don't see it, but we do, those of us who are minorities ... Here, I'll give you my example, it's this, 'You know what, I don't want you anchoring anymore. I really don't see you as an anchor, I see you more as a reporter. I see you more as a Jon Quinones.' You know, the guy on ABC. That's what he told me, he told me he saw me as Jon Quinones. Now, did he not realize that he was telling me, 'when I see you I think of Hispanic reporters?' 'Cause in his mind, I can't be an anchor, an anchor's what you give the high profile white guys."
Now what Rickie actually says is that when he sees when he looks at Jon Quinones is a Hispanic reporter. Though "Jon Quinones" are fighting words, let's not get sidetracked on side issues when there are bigger fish to fry. Fish like that little know it all Jon Stewart. Stewart is similar to those North Eastern Bean Towner types except more so. More so means raised in New Jersey with over educated parents and a temperature controlled silver spoon up his ass (that probably came with batteries & a remote control - you know what 'those people' are like with science & gadgets). That's why the little snot boy just has no respect for anyone who isn't a member of his little junior chamber of commerce clique of privileged, uptight, smugness. However let's let Sanchez say it for himself:
"It happens all the time. I think to a certain extent, Jon Stewart and Colbert are the same way. I think Jon Stewart's a bigot ... Yeah, I think he's a bigot ... I think he looks at the world through his mom who was a schoolteacher and his dad who was a physicist, or something like that.
"Great, I'm so happy that he grew up in a suburban, middle class New Jersey home with everything that you could ever imagine."
Jon Stewart thinks he's a big man - a regular Jerry Lewis!
Now bigot is a strong word. When Dominick asked Sanchez to be more specific - that's supposed to be his job as a serious journalist, Sanchez comes up short. It was as if he were just throwing the word around for effect. Just to prove he's serious though, he reiterates:
"I think Jon's show is essentially prejudicial ... against anybody who doesn't agree to his point of view, which is very much a white, Liberal establishment point of view. He can't relate to a guy like me, he can't relate to a guy whose dad worked all his life. He can't relate to somebody who grew up poor," Sanchez said.
Dominick, who was previously the "Daily Show's" warm-up comic, continued to press Sanchez for specific examples of bigoted conduct by Stewart.
Sanchez ended up attempting to back off the comments slightly. "I'll take the word 'bigot' back. I'll say prejudicial — uninformed," he said.
Rick Sanchez's minority report
Now Sanchez may not have all his facts straight - which as a serious journalist makes him a prime target for satirists like Stewart - but he does have a point. Jewart does seem to pick on Sanchez for some reason. Maybe it's because he's intimated by Sanchez's macho. Maybe it's because he resents Stewart's - supposedly - up tight upper middle class Jewish American upbringing. It's the kind of angst non Jews feel every time they see Biloxi Blues: "If only I'd grown up a whiny little momma's boy then I could be funny too!". Then again Stewart picks on almost everyone. So how does he keep getting away with it since he's not that funny?
The appeal of the Daily Show is lost on me. It seems awkwardly satirical with some downplayed PC ass kissing thrown in. It's hardly good enough to justify the fuss. In fact it's barely better than Bill Maher (though much less obnoxious!). Once the genuinely funny and genuinely clever Stephen Colbert came along with some genuine satire, Stewart should have been obsolete. Rick Sanchez has an answer for that one too.
You see There are a lot of guys like Jon Stewart at CNN. There are a lot of guys like that at other networks to. Whether by consensus of mutual interest or deliberate, nefarious design - these no gooders control the media! When I say a lot of guys I don't mean Freemasons, though they control freemasonry (and Hollywood, Las Vegas, & the Vatican! That's part of their insidious plan to control the world by controlling America, and to control America by controlling the entertainment, the gambling and the religion. Although America doesn't identify it's self as a Catholic country, a disturbing number of American's are, and even one President was, Catholic! You dirty mics no who you are! The fact that they managed to get a Catholic elected president, but managed to keep their boys behind the scenes by not getting a Jew elected president should tell you everything about how these types operate! As of this time Disneyland is still in pretty good shape, but it's getting Jewed up with a vengeance!). They don't have secret handshakes - though then again they might for all we really know. These guys are Jews, and they like to look out for each other. Kind of like a mafia! Here's exactly what Sanchez had to say on that:
"Yeah, very powerless people. [laughs] He's such a minority. I mean, you know, please. What are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart. And to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority?"
That was both concise and lucid! He summed it up admirably! Now the powers that be, and I shouldn't have to tell you who that is *winkstein* *winkstein* are trying to shut him up! As of posting time CNN had made an announcement that Sanchez was no longer working with their channel. I guess he must've violated some of their little Nazi thought crime rules or something.
Anyway they made this announcement way in advance of any announcement by Sanchez about his future. They didn't want to give the man a chance to step out with dignity! Not that those kind understand dignity. You'd think that they pushed Sanchez because they were afraid that Rickie wouldn't do the honourable thing and jump! So if there's been no official statement from Sanchez on this, it's because one is no longer necessary now that the deck has been stacked! So when attempts to reach Sanchez for an official comment on why he went Mel Gibson on the radio repeatedly went unanswered, it's not because he's gutless or anything. Let's just say that the Jews got another one! Besides I'm sure that Rick is taking some needed time off to catch up on reading the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Did you know that reading that thing is like reading today's news! It's like it was written by Nostrodamus or something!
BTW since my eyes first started opening to the shadow world behind this one I've learned some amazing things. Here's the most important things you have to know about the World Zionist Conspiracy!
1. Einstein stole the Theory of Relativity while still working as a patent clerk. The thesis was included as part of some guy's perpetual motion invention!
2. "High profile white guys" mean Jews. The 'white elite' are the front people, like Rockefeller was for the Rothschilds when he created the Federal Reserve by sinking the Titanic!
3. Jews have suppressed evidence of an alien crash at Area 51 to maintain faith in an Old Testament god, which is their lock on Western Culture. Of course they also try to undermine tradional values, but that just the Hegelian Dialectic in operation!
4. Jews have been spreading the rumour that Jesus Christ was Jewish for centuries!
5. The Jewish didn't build Stonehenge, but repeatedly tried cheating Stone Age Briton's out of it!
6. Every time you pay your cell phone bill portions of the money go to sponsor Israel!
7. The Jews not only started Hurricane Katrina, but then tried to blame it on black people!
8. Bill Clinton is secretly Jewish!
9. Jews killed Princess Diana because they feared the influence that Dodi Al Fayd might gain!
10. Some of your best friends might be Jewish. Even worse, you might not know it! They routine anglicize their names, Like Bernie Schwartz to Tony Curtis. This way they can inveigle themselves into society and work it's ruin. It's like a kind of Fifth Column right here in our midst. So be on guard, lest they come for you too! My advice - never trust a guy who's been circumcised, or a woman who's had a nose job!
Now a little more of Mr Sanchez and some borderline comments about the pres. Wait for it cause it's about 1 minute into the video.
Well I guess Sanchez's goose is cooked, and rightly so. His career looks like it's going the same way as Mel Gibson's, Michael Richard's, Don Imus', etc. Who knew that world was still such a racist place? Still, if Sarah Palin has shown us anything it's that just because some one has no business having a career doesn't mean that the public has heard the last of them.
Maybe Sanchez will get onto reality TV via race rehab. Now that's not a bad idea since at the rate celebs are fucking up in public the powers that be - Jewish or otherwise - are gonna have to do something or their won't be a celeb left that isn't racist, drug addicted, a sex offender, or otherwise retarded (I can still say that because the retarded aren't a race, right? Or are they?). Who knows, maybe inflammatory FOX News can do something for him. They've aired more extreme, equally insane views on their network. Glenn Beck, with his chalk board and greasy finger of Vick's, is already running his news show on an X Files basis! FOX is America's No 1 source for news related information, just like The Daily Show is America's No 1 source for news related commentary.
