Wednesday, October 20, 2010

When Bunnies Attack

Bunny Bummer

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010920//300.victoria.cm.102010.jpgAt 66 Angela Dorian has had a long and varied career int he entertainment industry. You may remember her from bit parts and guest roles on series like Hogan's Heroes, Star Trek, Perry Mason and Bonanza. She was also in Rosemary's Baby (man the RB curse has claimed so many!). She perhaps best known as a former Playboy Bunny.

It's been a while since Dorian the Bunny has been anything like a celebrity, but that doesn't mean that she still doesn't have it in her! For one thing she ain't some blue haired granny playing bingo and settling into a Momma's Family existence of crusty impatience and falling stockings. This broad has still got herself a man! More than that she still got what it takes to keep him in line too. Maybe she's even got a bit too much!

By a bit too much I mean that Dorian went from laying down the lay to facing the music herself. On Saturday at about 7PM it became evident that Dorian was a bad bunny when she got hauled off to jail for shooting her unnamed boyfriend. That poor man wound up with a hole in his chest that crafty Dorian - that wascally wabbit! - claimed was put there by drug dealers.

However it later emerged that drug dealer had nothing to do with it. Dorian herself had shot the hapless man. That lead to a charge of attempted murder, and a million dollar bail. It also lead to her being incarcerated in Century Regional Detention Facility, in Lynnewood. That's housed such hi profile ne'er do wells as Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie. So after a long hiatus from fame it looks like Dorian has finally made it into the winner's circle and the exalted company therein! It just goes to show that it's never to late, if you've still got some life in you! Naturally Dorian has pleaded not guilty.



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