Loredana Jolie is one of countless women that Tiger Woods has had bland, sleazy sex with. She also one of many to cash in on that. Not only in terms of sub sandwiches and hours spent in swanky PGA hotels. Loredana is writing a book. She got some interesting things to say, too.For instance Tiger Woods is a big shot both figuratively and literally. Says Ms Jolie - "As a love and sexual partner he is largely endowed and safe sex with him was definitely champion status.When I was having my relationship with Tiger. I was like on the seventh cloud especially from a sexual perspective. There is at least no doubt about the fact that Tiger was awesome in bed." She also hints that Woods has a dark side. She claims that Woods got off on threesome fantasies. Says Loredana - "He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us. I would make him fantasize," writes the 27-year-old Bronx-born escort. "I would ask him what if I had another guy here with me while he was there with me. It kind of turned him on a little."
Woods' dark side extended well beyond mild kink. According to Loredana Woods' was addicted to pills. Apparently he had a sleep disorder that kept him up most nights. That lead to reliance on medications such as Ambien - believed to have contributed to Woods's ex mad ways. "Tiger was kind of addicted to pills, I saw him taking sleeping pills and painkillers. He had a severe sleeping disorder and he could not sleep at night," she says.
Perhaps her most interesting comments related to the Tiger Woods marriage. For instance she knows exactly why the marriage collapsed. Now it's not the most obvious reasons, like Tiger's promiscuity or even her own intrusion. The reason is because Elin Nordgren was an icy bitch who was more interested in running around spending Tiger's money that in keeping her champion husband serviced. Says Loredana - "Obviously they didn't have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she?" she rants. "If I had my husband, I would make sure I know [who] was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less [sic] financial reasons why they were married -- she was in it for the money."
Naturally Loredana has a book coming out. It's called "The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion." It also recounts some o her good times with high rollers like Michael Jordan and Bruce Willis . She also makes more bizarre claims, such as "My diary also reveals intimate secrets and details that can save millions [of] people worldwide. I have slept with some of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet." So if you want to read more about her adventures with Tiger Woods, and other super heroes, then be sure to look for that books.
BTW for those following the bizarre story of Oscar nominated actor Randy Quaid and his allegedly crazy wife, Wondertrash readers will be relieved to hear that the couple have been apprehended. The Quaids began their life of crime by running afoul of the law in an odd way. The pair began ripping off B&B's throughout America. They left 10 000's in debt behind them.
The pair eventually made their way out of the country and into Vancouver Canada, where they were arrested outside a city bank. Quaid had gone in to raise some funds by mortgaging a property. Living on the lam ain't cheap, even when you don't pay your bills. When the bank ran his name through their computer up came a notice that he had an outstanding warrant in the USA. So the police were notified and both Quaid and his wife were arrested as the left the bank.
The Quaid saga might be pretty strange, and might even get stranger yet, but it's not the strangest thing going on out there. For some really out of this world news here's the latest broadcast by Gary Bell & The View From Space!
