The Gawker has caught everyone's attention with a salacious bit of tittle tattle posted earlier today. According to their blind gossip item a major celebrity - barely an A Lister in their words - is a very sick customer. When they say sick they mean well beyond the usual Hollywood standards. This guy isn't just content with anal sex, or to crap in chicks' mouths, like the rest of those Walk of Fame perverts. This guy's into a whole other ball of wax!Don't take my word for it. The exact piece posted went like this:
He calls his mates "mom" and sucks his thumb after sex. This famous ladies' man's girlfriend got knocked up to snag him and this pregnant celeb is having a test tube baby. Everyone has mommy issues!1. "According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing?" [CDaN]
Man that's some awful stuff! Though we might have expected this kind of stuff from Ronald & Nancy Reagan, we expect something more dangerous and exotic from our professional actors! Strangely not many people are asking who it could be. It's as if folks already have some pretty strong ideas about who the Hollywood Mama's Boy might be. Now Hollywood is spoiled for choice when it comes to selecting among deviants, however there's just one name that shoots ahead of the rest when it comes to these sort of shenanigans.
The name of course is David Arquette and he was vocal on Howard Stern's Sirius Radio about the mommy angle in his Courtney Cox relationship. He told Howie that Courts dumped him because she was tired of being his "Mommy". Now we all took that to be figurative. You know the sort of thing; Dave was an immature and irresponsible oaf - like Homer Simpson - and Courts got tired of playing Marge. However as the following CNN video confirms, he did cry after sex.
No wonder Courtney dumped his sissy ass! That must've just gotten way too creepy after awhile. That's so far beyond creepy that waking up post coitus on Dexter's dissection table would be a relief in comparison to the crying and thumb sucking. Many people cry after sex, and even during and before. Also sucking is not an unknown occurrence. However what if this points to some kind of deeper issue. There's a very short step from crying to thumb sucking. So could Mr. Arquette by the Gawker Mystery Weenie? Like we say here @ Wondertrash "celebrities are fucked up people!". I wonder if Dave made Courtney spank him during sex, and if this sis something he picked up off of Brit Celebs? I hear that they're all into that shit over there! Why couldn't he be into normal kinky stuff, like every other pervert not on a sex offenders' registry?
