Celebrity Fuckery

It's been a busy time for celebs. For one thing Chelsea Clinton has gotten , or is getting, married or something. That's the event President Barack Obama wasn't invited to - according to the President on the View.





Now it never hurts to suck up to the boss, even if you're a Hilary Clinton caliber bitch. Besides it couldn't hurt to have another Nobel Prize winner at the festivities - assuming that disgraced environmentalist Al Gore was invited. Maybe the Prez' RSVP got lost in the mail or something. Anyhow the main thing is that l'il Chelsea has the guts to go through with this, and not let her parents loveless arrangement, or her father's sleazy shenanigans (I hear that Big Bill is desperate for an introduction to Oksana Grigorieva. He might have heard that she's a manipulative gold digging whore, but when Bill hears blow job everything else gets blocked out!) sour her on the institution of marriage. You have to admire that kind of crazy optimism!

The full Monty

Speaking of crazy sex shenanigans, that brings us to CSI star Lawrence Fishburne. Now it's not Larry that's gotten into sex related scandal, though working along side the latex clad Carrie Ann Moss in 3 Matrix films would pout a strain on any man. His daughter Montana has decided to break into show business by way of pornography. Now that might sound like the back door into the business, and in more ways than one, but young Montana (Larry was originally gonna call the girl Karma Amethyst Fishburne but wasn't famous enough for an outlandish celebrity offspring name at the time.) claims she knows what she's doing. Monty says that she's been a close observer of Kim Kardashian and couldn't help noticing that KK's sex tape was a career breakthrough! Look for Monty's sex video to be released this very month!

Celebrity Zombies & Hollywood Undead

From the ridiculous to the obscene: former supermodel and current rehabbing bitch Janice Dickinson claims that she loves her body. Now that sounds like a tall tale (or a creepy adult film) since most people would be hard pressed to find anything lovable about Dickinson's weather beaten, booze pickled, plasticized body these days. In fact it would be hard to find much even vaguely human about it.

Dickinson says, however, that she's put in too much work and invested too much money to be indifferent to it. She's had enough botox injected into her to blight proof crops in the entire 3 world. Plus she's had a lot of drastic plastic surgery. Her mouth keeps varying in size and shape each time she's photographed. In fact when you look at her photographs together they come off a little like one of those police Identikits where the features can be randomly changed.

However Dix attachment to her bod goes deeper then time and money wasted. She confesses that there's an obsessive compulsive element to it to. For instance she's going beyond plastic surgery and into flaky New Age techniques like yoga and meditation. Says Ms Dickie: 'I have to make sure I exercise and that the ingredients that go into my body are completely organic.
'I relax, meditate and do 80 minutes of yoga every day. I hike and make sure everything I eat is organic. I eat steamed fish, chicken and turkey, plus salads, carrot juice and supplements.'

Besides, Dickie has a goal in mind. As to what possesses her to go through the grim ordeal of age defying, Dickie replies: "I'm going to be the best looking corpse on the planet!' If that's the plan then she can relax. Some of us think that she already is. Well she's got the corpse thing down anyway!

Watch Taylor Momsen Get Styled By Madonna & Lourdes

The Pretty Reckless front girl Taylor Momsen is now the face of Madonna and her daughter's new fashion line, Material Girl.  Taylor was able to meet with Madonna and Lourdes for a hands-onstyling session to get ready for the new ad campaign.

“For one, it’s Madonna so you know it’s gonna be cool and working with Madonna and Lola has been an unbelievable experience,” dishes Taylor.

Catch Taylor at the Material Girl launch with Madonna at Macy’s NYC on August 3rd.  Also be sure to check out her band The Pretty Reckless on Warped Tour 2010.  Visit ThePrettyReckless.com for a list of tour dates.

Stills from Season 4 Premiere-Double Identity

TCA Press Tour: Get the gossip on 'Gossip Girl's' upcoming season

When Donna and Brenda, those prissy gals of “Beverly Hills, 90210," headed to Paris …they only got as far as the Universal backlot. Psh! When you’re Serena andBlair, only the real thing will do.

The first two episodes of “Gossip Girl” will feature the besties parading around Paris--the real one.  From the Eiffel Tower and  Musee d'Orsay to the ultra chic and fashionable avenue Montaigne, the gals are making the rounds and, judging from the sneak peak of footage shown Thursday at the TCA press tour, they may be kissing some boys in the process … or, at least Serena is.

When we left off, little Miss Jenny lost her innocence to Chuck. Dorota welcomed a baby. Dan discovered he fathered a baby (maybe) … it’s hard to say when Georginais involved.  Serena remained Nate-less but managed to wake up in bed next to Dan. Blair said “bon jour” to Paris. And the moment that had us clutching our string of fake Forever 21 pearls: a mugger stole Chuck’s would-be engagement ring (for Blair) before shooting the bow-tied, plaid-loving lad! 

So what’s next for our favorite Upper Eastsiders? Ed Westwick, who plays Chuck, was joined onstage by executive producers Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage and Joshua Safran to talk  GG. Here’s a small taste of what to expect in the upcoming season. Stop now if you don’t want the gossip!

--Chuck and Blair: Vive le Chuck! Not even a gunshot could keep Chuck down. Cane in tow, Mr. Bass lives on and he’ll have an encounter with Blair in Paris—“I didn’t have to use my school French,” Westwick assured us--that will have “explosive consequences for the rest of the season,” Schwartz said.

--Georgina:  Like an outdated outfit hogging valuable closet space, Georgina finds a way out and back into your life. “You will be seeing more of Georgina Sparks in more ways than one,” Savage said.

--Jenny: She may have left at the end of the season, but Jenny will be back with “as much drama as possible,” Savage said. She’ll reappear sometime in the  season.

“Gossip Girl” returns Monday, Sept. 13 at 9 p.m.

XOXO

--Yvonne Villarreal

Gossip Girl Producers Dish On Chuck's Fate, Filming In Paris and Jenny Humphrey's Return

With six weeks to go before the Sept. 13 season premiere ofGossip Girl, producers are beginning to get chatty about the new season and the much-anticipated Paris episodes. In addition to debuting the first footage from the two-episode arc for TV critics Thursday, producers also confirmed-- parlez vous spoilers? -- that, duh, Chuck Bass is totally alive (but he'll be walking with a cane!). They also revealed that scenes were shot at Musee D'Orsay, the Eiffel Tower, Gare du Nord and Avenue Montaigne.

Some other tidbits and teases from executive producers Stephanie Savage and Josh Schwartz:

-- A giant female music personality is close to signing on for a guest role. "She'll not only preform an original song but will also act with the characters," Savage teases. "She's both new and iconic." (Madonna, perhaps?) Look for the performance during episode seven, right in time for November sweeps.

-- Yes, Dan is seen with Georgina's baby in an early episode. But is the kid, you know, his? Savage isn't being helpful: "Georgina's baby is Georgina's baby," she told us. "And you will learn all as the episodes unfold." But she did promise the show would not be doing "a baby fake-out" and said we'll "be seeing Georgina Sparks in more ways than one." (Wait, is that sign of a twin twist?)

As for what seems to be a teen pregnancy storyline, Savage argues: Not really. "Is Georgina really a teen? I think she might be immortal. She may be 200 years old," Savage says. The storyline will balance laughs and drama, she added: "There's a lot of humor coming from young people trying to deal with this unexpected situation, but there's also a lot of underlying heart and emotion in the story, too."

-- Taylor Momsen's Jenny Humphrey will definitely return next fall. "We wanna keep it up in the air where her character will go," Savage says, once again refusing to spill much. "Obviously she left in a dramatic fashion at end of last season. We’re excited about being able to create some tension about her character. I don’t want to say exactly which episode (she returns), but it’ll be in first half of season."

-- Some more on Chuck, post-shooting: "He has a cane and we discover that he may not have gotten the best medical care possible," Savage says.

-- Sorry, Carla Bruni will not be making a visit to Gossip Paris. Nor will Woody Allen, even though the director "was shooting while we were there," Savage says. "We were hoping we would run across them so we could have a random shot of Woody and Serena crossing the street."

-- What up with Vanessa and Dan? "Vanessa is back from Haiti and she's definitely going to be in the Dan story," Savage says.

-- Savage confirmed a report from earlier this month that the show will do an episode tied toVogue's Fashion's Night Out. Diane von Furstenberg will have a cameo.

-- If Savage gets her way, there'll be more Gossip road trips in the future. "When we came away from Paris, we were like, 'Tokyo!' Now that we’ve done it once, we’re completely arrogant and want to take on all countries. International travel is part of the characters' lives. We’d love to do more of it."

Spoilers From Ed Westwick

How often do Gossip Girl fans get to see Ed Westwick, in the flesh, speaking with that ridiculously charming British accent and giving Blake Lively a run for the money with how low his neckline can go?

Not often!

But at last night's CW party and today at the Television Critics Press Tour, Ed's bosses Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz and Joshua Safron graciously showed up to pony up some info on the upcoming season of G.G....

First though, check out the video of Ed Westwick above for proof of his strong accent and not-so-strong neckline. Seems he's a oui (get it?) bit excited about all the Paris stuff this season, no? We know his "new love" is French actress Clémence Poésy, but when he says "old loves" (are we hearing that right?) does he mean Blair (Leighton Meester)? More than Blair? Thoughts?

CW

Now back to those goodies we promised from today's press tour fun. First, the CW delivered an all new promo from the Gossip Girl premiere in Paris—footage of Chuck and Blair's much-talked about reunion in the City of Love! 

B drives by in the lovely black car seen in the twitpic to your right, and—bam!—there's that Basshole standing on the street corner. Their eyes lock. There's a bit of a double take. And that's it.

Josh did reveal during the panel that by the end of G.G.'s Paris run, Chair will come face-to-face (another tease we see in the promo) but it will lead to "explosive consequences" for the rest of the season. Bahhh! Why must you keep doing this us?!

Elsewhere in the Gossip realm, there's all sorts of fabulosity happening. Here are the top seven G.G. spoilers from the day:

1. Why Paris? Why not?! Says Stephanie: "Paris was the ultimate expression of what the show is—fashion, architecture, Blair's father lives there, coffee, lingerie, all a part of the Gossip Girl world." FYI: The first two eps of the season will take place abroad.

2. "Fashion's Night Out" is the third episode of the season, which includes a guest spot from designer Diane Von Furstenberg, plus Italian Vogue and other industry insiders.

3. Josh teased that Katie Cassidy's arc includes lots of "nice, juicy" details. She'll "raise a lot of trouble," he says. Woot!

4. When asked about Michelle Trachtenberg's return, Stephanie teased: "You will see more of Georgina Sparks in more ways than one."

5. Taylor Momsen will be back as Little J sometime in the first half of the season.

6. The in-show Gossip Girl website will be undergoing construction when the season starts. She's gotta get with the 2010 technology, yo. The site will have some never-before-seen technology, too.

7. Stephanie says there's a "definite endgame in mind," but not in the near future. And score one for Josh with this Lost joke: "We know what the Island is...Manhattan."

Was that enough Gossip Girl goodness to tide you over for now? Hope so, but the new season is inching closer, so stick around!

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Oh Baby

Looks like the world is finding out why Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have suddenly finally decided to tie the knot. The pair took entertainment media by surprise when they announced their nuptials recently. Now it's not like they weren't already settled into a comfortable long term relationship. They pair had been in no particular hurry for years.

US Weekly is reporting that Bloom & Kerr are in the family way. That means that Kerr is knocked up! Plus Bloom has been doing some explaining on behalf of his new bride lately. The pair are vacationing/honeymooning in Anguilla. While there Kerr has had an uncharacteristic attack of bitchiness. Bloom kept apologizing on her behalf and explaining that she was preggers.

Make room for daddy, but mother knows best

Speaking of babies and sudden weddings the Palin-Johnston nuptials might be off. Bristol Palin had announced her reunion with and engagement to her baby daddy Levi Johnston. She made that announcement through the media since if her mom found out first she'd have a fit. Understandable, since Sister Sarah seems to have the idea that Levi Johnston, or Ricky Hollywood as she calls him, is shiftless irresponsible scum.

Levitol - jagged little pill

Presenting mom with a done deal would give her less to complain about, although a lot more to accept. Besides, it also gives Bristol & Levi (I tried making one of those cute couple combination names for them but it kept coming out Levitol - which sounds like an anti depressant. Maybe it's okay to go on calling them Jethro & Juliet.) a chance to prove Sarah wrong about the shiftless stuff by parlaying their marriage into a reality TV deal.

Romeo is bleeding

AS it turns out Bristol the Pistol might've been better off listening to her mother. Seems that Ricky Hollywood is about to become a daddy again. Now if the announcement were about Bristol it would make sense of the engagement. However it seems that the lucky lady recipient of a shot of Levi's love is a former girlfriend (So Sarah's heart can start beating again!). According to Pulitzer Prize Nominated the National Enquirer (they nominated themselves for their work on the John Edwards story, but the committee accepted the nomination - so get over it) Levi got back in the sack with another old girlfriend - Lanesia Garcia - while he and Bristol were on hiatus.

If Levi ever changes, it'll be into Homer Simpson

Naturally Bristol is upset. Reports have he 'freaking out' and considering calling off the wedding, maybe even the reality TV series! It has to be a slap in the face after her public build up of Levi. In interviews she described him as a changed man who occasionally changes a diaper without being asked (he wants that TV deal bad!), and who is even studying for his GED's!

deal's off - pending DNA results!

However there may be some hope for Romeo & Juliet. The woman now at the center of America's latest teen scandal, Ms. Garcia, claims that she's not exactly sure who the father might be. It's probably Levi, but she's gonna have a paternity test to be sure.

Ironic? Maybe, but also predictable.

Meanwhile that has a despondent Bristol sitting around clutching a Kleenex box and listing to Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill over and over on continuous replay, while Todd runs his chain saw to drown out the noise. Sarah merely struts around looking smug!



BTW the drama in this situation is heightened by the fact that Ms Garcia and Bristol were child hood best friends. They came to a falling out over - who else? - Levi. Lanesia was originally dating Levi when Bristol began sneaking around with him behind her friend's back. Lanesia is reported as saying "there's no way I believed Bristol would do this to me. When I confronted her she admitted it and said she thought that Levi was the one". The girls haven't spoken since. Lanesia also described Sarah as being like a second mom to her, but goes on to say that the former Alaskan Governor hasn't spoken to her since, and that maybe those pit bull in lip stick depictions of Sarah Barracuda might be right!

the best of the rest

Incidentally word has it that Bristol is already lining up reality TV replacements for Levi. She's assembled a short list of douche bags & scum buckets, but one name jumps out from the rest! The best part is that he's already highly experienced as a father and a reality TV veteran!



Hang in there, Sarah!

Ed Westwick's Neckline: Dangerously Low!

Ed Westwick shows off his chest hair in a shirt with a dangerously low neckline at the CBS, Showtime and CW TCA Summer Partyheld at California’s Beverly Hilton Hotel on Wednesday (July 28).

On the other side of the country, his Gossip Girl co-star (and real-life ex-girlfriend) Jessica Szohr came out to support pal Chace Crawford at the screening of his new drug-dealing drama, Twelve.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Ed Westwick’s chest hair — HOT or NOT?

 

Chace Crawford & Ewan McGregor: 'Twelve' Tickets

Ewan McGregor brings his A-List star power to support pal Chace Crawford at The Cinema Society after-party for his new movie Twelve at The Standard Hotel’s Le Bain rooftop on Wednesday (July 28) in New York City.

Twelve, which opens in limited release on August 7, is the story of a high school dropout-turned-drug dealer (Crawford) in New York’s Upper East Side. His lucrative life sours when the dealer’s cousin is brutally murdered on an East Harlem playground and his best friend is arrested for the crime.

Blake Lively & Penn Badgley: 'Twelve' Twosome

Blake Lively (in Chanel) and her boyfriend Penn Badgley come out to support co-star Chace Crawford at the screening of his new movie, Twelve, at Landmark’s Sunshine Cinema on Wednesday (July 28) in New York City.

The happy couple later attended the after-party at Le Bain (French for the bath), a rooftop bar and lounge with a pool at The Standard Hotel. So cute holding hands in and out of the party!

The evening was sponsored by The Cinema Society, Moet & Chandon, and underwear brand 2(x)ist!

Leighton Meester: Guitar-Playing Gossip Girl

Leighton Meester leaves her trailer on the set of Gossip Girl with a guitar strapped to her back on Tuesday (July 27) in New York City.

The 24-year-old actress, who was joined on set by co-star Blake Lively, was on her way to a gig after wrapping a day of filming her hit CW show.

On Monday (July 26), Leighton filmed scenes with Blake, who was dressed in a sheer top with sexy cut-outs.

paparazzi vs celebs - release the hounds

We've heard a lot from Mel Gibson lately; mostly drunkenly screaming vulgarities at ex Oksana Grigorieva via the series of illegal audio recordings she made. Now that everyone in the world knows Mel has a temper, it might be interesting to note that Grigrorieva has one too, especially when concerned by your friendly neighborhood paparazzi. Let's take a look at the following little video exchange between Oxie and some members of the press:



Now what did she think was gonna happen when she unleashed the shit on Mel? Scandal is a sword that cuts both ways. At least they didn't ask her how many times she blew Mel - which means that they're being relatively polite, for now!

Perhaps Oxie assumed that the media would focus on Mel and leave her alone. That would be a naive assumption on the part of a woman who's had more balls in the hoop than an NBA basket! Now that the feeding frenzy has started Oxie might do well to remember that the paparazzi will be her ever present companions for a while - until this thing eventually blows over. They'll be following her everywhere, shooting her on the can through telephoto lens, going through her trash for leads, you name it. She'll never be alone because she will be surrounded by free lance spies working under their own agenda!

Of course Paris Hilton might've have clued her in on this. Ever since that sex tape came out, ruining Hilton's Big Fat Greek Wedding and turning her into the most infamous woman on Earth, she hasn't had a moment's peace or a minute to herself. On her recent vacation for instance Paris got photographed in yet another questionable situation, and has had some explaining to do. Her drawers were up this time, although it might have been better for her if they weren't - cause she's skating on the dangerous thin edge of celebrity racism. Let's have a look.




Yes that's our Paris wearing a communist type hat and giving - apparently - a Hiel Hitler style salute. Now Paris can explain her outrageous behavior. For one thing she claims she wasn't giving a Nazi salute. She was scratching her nose while dancing. While it's easy to believe that Hilton's nose gets the itches - she must do a ton of blow - it's hard to believe that she can do 2 things at once; like walk and chew gum. So many find her explanation a little dubious. BTW Hilton has gone on to point out that she herself has Jewish blood, & so can't be really anti Semitic, only a thoughtless asshole.

Speaking of stories that take on a life of their own Angelina Jolie has courted controversy as a means to free PR for years. Back during Girl Interrupted she seemed to figure out hat insane paid of, so she started riding the crazy train with a vengeance. She couldn't circulate enough stories about her weird ways, like her blood fetish, her heroine addiction, and her interest in hard core sadomasochism.

People have speculated about her BSMD life for years - was she on top or on bottom. Well it's kind of a rule in the life style that the stronger you are in real life, the more submissive your are in the bedroom. It's a 'power transference' thing. Jolie's bad ass personae made it likely that she was the one wearing the ball gag in her relationships. Well now there is some proof of that.

According to Jolie's unofficial biographer - Andrew Morton - there are some scandalous pictures out here of Ms Jolie wearing a dog collar. So that answers the question about whether her orientation os towards dominance or submission. There's also some video of her smacked out on heroin for about 18 hours.

Now most of this stuff isn't news. Everybody knows that Jolie likes her smack. There have been other videos of Jolie drugged out and rambling. As for the bondage stuff, well there's a ton of photomanips out there on the Internet for anyone who has a need to see Jolie bound, gagged, and squirming for as much wiggle room as she can get.


No one is immune either. Not even George Clooney. Now no one guards their privacy more than George. He's even moved off continent and over to Italy just to get out of paparazzi range. Seemed like a good plan except when you're famous you can run but can't hide.

Scandal has found George by was of Italy - ironically - and his hot Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. Canalis is basically famous for being the latest in a series of cocktail waitress types that George likes to hang out with and occasionally get into motor cycle accidents with. However Senora Canalis' public image is beginning to develop a life of it's own!

Seems that a couple of years back and long before Lizzie dreamed she'd ever go steady with a A Lister she got herself in some dicey situations. This came to light recently when some Italian night clubs got busted for running a coke & whores ring. The scam involved getting VIPs in and then tanking them up on booze and cocaine. Once the better judgment centers in their brains were shut down, the gals made their sex sales pitch.

One of the chicks busted was an aspiring Paris model named Karima, and she says that Elisabetta was a good friend of hers and that they used to do blow together at the sex clubs. Karima doesn't say that Lizzie rented out her twat space by the hour to wealthy types, but hat can easily be inferred. So now Georgie's got to got out and find himself a less embarrassing slut. You know how fast these things can get out of hand - Mel & Oksana - and don't think that's not crossing Clooney's worried mind right now!


So remember, if you have an unholy lust for attention and the perks that go with it, there's also a major downside. You lose control of your private life and lose touch with your personal space. It's effectively losing your soul. There's no off switch for fame either. So before you embark on such a reckless course, make sure that your underwear is clean!

Taylor Momsen: New 'Material Girl' Ads!

Check out Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen in the new ads for Material Girl, the upcoming fashion line fromMadonna and her daughter Lourdes Leon.

“I’m psyched to be the face of Material Girl!” Taylor tells JustJared.com. “For one, it’s Madonna so you know it’s gonna be cool and working withMadonna and Lola has been an unbelievable experience. They have such great sense of style, each brought their personal touch to the styling for the campaign.”

Material Girl will launch exclusively in Macy’s stores across the country and on Macys.com on August 3rd.

On August 3rd from 5-7 pm, Taylor will make a special appearance at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC and perform live. And on September 22nd, Madonna and Lola, will also make a special appearance at the same venue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Taylor Momsen: 'Light Me Up' Album Cover!

Taylor Momsen and her rock band The Pretty Reckless just released new artwork!

They wrote on their official site, “We wanted our fans to be the first to see – check out the album cover art for Light Me Up, out in the UK on August 30th!”

The cover art shows a female blonde toddler holding up a lighter, undoubtedly a mini-version of Taylor Momsen with the leather jacket and studded dress!

An Open Letter To Taylor Momsen

Our very first installment of….

Life-Coaching With Perez!!!!

in this installment: An Open Letter To Taylor Momsen

It majorly brings LOLs!

Check it out (above).

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Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate 

Chace on Jimmy Fallon

She's a LIttle Bit Country!

Multi talented, or at least multi tasking!

Some entertainers are multi talented: Milla Jovovich, Kris Kristofferson, Frank Sinatra, etc, excelled as actors singers songwriters. Now Gwyneth Paltrow seems determined to join their ranks. Not only has she revived her acting career with Ironman (way to go Pepper Potts!), but she has a persistently active, if not thriving web site called GOOP (her stab at being Martha Stewart - it's theme seems to be that though you can never aspire to be Gwyneth you could improve yourself considerable with a little effort & her guidance. Some one oughta remind Paltrow that they locked the real Martha up for being that annoying, & for obstruction of justice.), she's released a cook book, she's maintained a marriage to rocker Chris Coldplay Martin (maintaining a marriage is a significant achievement among celebs, though it should be said that Chris and Gwynnie don't spend much time together. When asked why she and her husband aren't even seen on the same plane together Paltrow replied that it was for the kids - in case anyting happened to the flight.), and now she's released a country western song!

Putting the "can" in Canter

You heard right! Paltorw's gone country. What could've gotten into her? She doesn't seem the type. A born and bread New Yorker who was too snotty for Manhattan and so had to leave it for London, Paltrow's hard to picture at the local cowboy bar belting out the Jennie C Reilly while the wet T Shirt mud wrestling goes on behind. Still Gwynnie has a new role as a country singer - Kelly Canter - in an upcoming non Ironman movie called Country Strong.

what the fuck?

She's got some heavy caliber help in this project too. For instance Tim McGraw is her co star (McGraw is married to Faith Hill who fucked up at the CMA's when she lost out to Carrie Underwood and got videoed mouth "What the fuck?!" straight into the camera. After that she had to go away for a while and hasn't found her way back yet!). Vince Gill and Patty Griffin smooth things out by doing back up.

maybe she caught crazy off of Joaquin Phoenix

As for the flick Country Strong is something you've probably seen before. Paltrow/Canter is a washed up country singer looking for redemption but who'll settle for a comeback. So what possessed her to take on the role? Country based flicks have done well lately. Joaqiun Phoenix's Walk The Line was his second greatest performance (his greatest being playing crazy - I hope that he brings that role back soon!). Then Jeff Bridges won an Oscar for his portrayal of a boozy down on his luck country crooner. Now in Follywood if something works, be it collagen lips, impulse adoptions, environmentalism, or kabballah - everyone wants in on the act! So maybe Gwynnie figures that she's found her own shot at come back redemption and even another Oscar nom. It was either that or playing transgendered twins!