Megan Fox and long time boyfriend Brian Austin Green have recently tied the know, and wondertrash would like to be the first entertainment blog anywhere to post an exclusive picture of Ms. Fox from the wedding, complete with a bridal veil:
is Megan Fox Losing Face?
Doesn't Megan make a lovely bride? Just kidding, that's a picture of Katie Jordan Price, who also recently married her cage fighter boyfriend, Alex what ever his name is Reid. The freakish thing is that they are starting to resemble each other - Megan & Jordan I mean. Jordan and Alex can resemble each other too, but we'll get into that later. Megan has had a bit too much retouch on her face, and is starting to lose the look America fell in love with. So Megger's should pay some careful attention to the sorry plight of other celebs, and not let her insecurities get the better of her. Jordan might be "the ghost of Megan's future".
ORANGE ALERT! Jordan gets married, and sparks a riot
Speaking of insecure celebrities and marriage - Katie Jordan Price actually was married to Reid recently. The affair was an assortment of the usual suspects: paparazzi, bouncers & security, plus a who's who of Great Britain's most irrelevant celebrities; football player's girlfriends, TV presenters, oh yeah and Emma Baby Spice Bunton! Danielle Lloyd was also on hand. She's the Page 3 girl who wants to be just like Jordan when she grows up. She got started on that when she got into a vicious row at night club which resulted in her getting thrown through a glass table and then carted off to the emergency ward while leaving a trail of blood behind her. So the Katie Jordan Price Wedding Freakout might've been alarmingly familiar for her!
a plan came together but the shit hit the fan
When Katie showed up at St Paul's Church in Woldingham to marry Alex Reid, the only man in the UK who would have her (he's a cage fighter and has probably incurred some brain damage), she arrived in a replica of the A Team van. Whether or not she was trying to make some point about a plan coming together - the shit hit the fan as soon as she arrived.
makin' her way the only way she knows how - that's just a little more than the law will allow
The paparazzi trued to storm the van to get some advance pix of Ms Price in her wedding gear. Brit tabloids pay a ton for popular pix to post in their mags, & Katie dolled up for her nuptials would have to be a trash spectacle tough to top! So they got a little pushy. Katie's personal security got a little pushy too, & that's were the cops came into it! A Surrey Police spokesperson confirmed: 'We have been advised of an alleged assault outside the church which we are currently looking in to.'
D List is the new A List
It's easy to poke fun at Katie: she's trashy, over the top, always causing a fuss - Britain's Anna Nicole Smith in other words. However she and Alex Reid might actually make a go of it. They're both D List celebs, they both like kinky bondage sex (rumours are that Alex makes her wear a leather bondage mask during sex - Katie was even quite vocal about that once when she'd had too much to drink during a flight, and they even share the same taste in clothing!
marriage is a drag
Who wore it better? That's a matter of taste I suppose, & neither one of them has mush of that. Let's just wish those two crazy kids well - & let's look forward to more trashy Jordan related news stories! Hopefully the pre nup has already been ironed out! They have to be clear about who gets the outfits in the event of a split!"Hi, remember me? We met at the thing a few weeks back!" - faking it with phonies
BTW I was very briefly in contact with Ms. Price via e mail on the subject of her wedding (I think she thought I was somebody or something - just e mail a celeb an act like you know them and sometimes you get a response - for instance I was once briefly in contact - via email - with Milla Jovovich. My intro was telling her I'd been briefly chatting with her at an LA art exhibit. Of course I completely overplayed it when I told her that she had been stoned out of her head, described the exhibit as "fucking awesome", and that I'd been so embarrassed for poor Paul Anderson. Celebs meet so many people, most of whom they have to stay on the good side off, that they're sometimes unsure if you're some one they can afford to tell to go piss off or not). When asked some basic questions about her marriage & future, Price responded that she is still eager to play Wonder Woman in the still contemplated movie based on the comic book character! Now that couldn't be any worse than the new Wonder Woman 600 reboot that's just been issued!
BTW wondertrash would like to wish our American readers a wonderful 4th of July! So go on a trash it up for the 4rth!
