Speaking of cheap shots here are some upcoming from a leading source in the field! Note the lower left corner.
and as to those rumors about Bill O Reilly selling his soul to the devil...
As to the rumors about the reunion of 1990's cult TV classic GvsE: story was that Clayton Rohner and Richards Brookes were getting back together for a 90 minute movie based on the series in which agents of light battled minions of darkness - usually working in some branch of LA's thriving entertainment & related industries - & based on a script written by Brookes himself. The script involved main characters Chandler Smythe & Henry McNeil trying to get Bill O Reilly to renounce his Fautsian deal with "Rupert Morlock", by which he became America's most influential news anchor. I am unhappy to announce that the story is false.
I guess that explains Lady Gaga!
are Australians evil?
GvsE producers decided that an 'evil Aussie' story might be overkill. With Mel Gibson, the racist Michael Jackson TV tribute from an Australian variety show, etc., it's beginning to seem as if there's more to our friends from Downunder than "G'day Mate" & "No Worries". Perhaps all the smiles and easy going charm are an attempt to lure us into a false sense of security & get us to lower our defenses? They do seem to be taking over lately - except for Hugh Jackman who's left the rat race or something. So GvsE producers have decided to do an evil oil company concept instead.
Mel Gibson's dog days of summer
What would a day th3ese days be without another Mel Gibson Freakout Tape? He's got Christian Bale beat fuck for fuck by forty to one! With that in mind here's another tape from a man claiming to be one of Mel's "Aussie mates". A warning though, parts of this tape seem to be edited!
It's easy to mock Mel, so we do. More importantly Mel serves as a cautionary tale. At his height he was the No 1 actor in Hollywood & worth about $1 billion. Yet none of the fame & success protected him from his problems, some of which may ultimately find some of their cause within himself. He's not the only major personality to suffer a downfall. There's also OJ Simpson, Conrad Black, etc. Even well lied down to Earth celebs like Sandra Bullock have had a brush with potential career oblivion. Oh yeah, & there's also this chick!
It's as if they bigger they come the harder they fall. Remembering that might help us keep our own lives in proportion the next time we're tempted to make something of ourselves - perhaps by losing weight or joining a neighborhood gym. Anyways here's another cautionary tale on the pitfalls of fame, wealth, & power.
They were the most famous & powerful family in the world, and yet they didn't even own a good ball point pen (which might have expedited Claudius' histories considerably - " A pen! A pen! My Caesar's laurels for a good pen - one that's refillable, easy to write with, and one who's ink won't run!"). Things that are mundane to you & me would be miraculous to them! Success is relative, but trouble is for real!
BTW a special farewell to regular wondertrash reader Tracy Mc. Tracy has left TO for England where she plans to pursue other opportunities/do whatever. I believe that there was some talk about joining a religious cult. Best of luck Tracy, and hopefully you can turn a few of your new Brit friends on to one of Toronto's flakiest little blogs! Go on and spread the word - and keep reading wondertrash, the blog that always dots it's T's and crosses it's eyes!
