Drunken Mel Gibson calls Jewish Winona Ryder an Oven Dodger

Neigh & Winnie

Winona Ryder: Genre babe of the week #23

Winona Ryder has been called many things over the course of her career: a beautiful woman, a talented actress, occasionally "Wanna Ride Her", and once something very objectionable by disgraced superstar Mel "Worse Than OJ Simpson" Gibson. It was a comment that put Winona ahead of the curve on what sort of fellow Gibson is, and the sort of comment that he was later to become infamous for.

Allie Macabre

This all began back about 15 years ago. It was a simpler and more innocent day when Robert Downey jr. was still on the skids, or worse doing Allie MacBeal (she's some good feel!). Back then Mel was the most popular leading actor in Hollywood, next to fellow superhunk Tom Cruise. Winona still had a thriving career as a pretty and talented leading lady in character type roles. Her melancholy good looks and screen presence had put her on the upswing in Hollywood. Within a short time she would be starring opposite Angelina Jolie in Girl Interrupted, and then go on to get caught with sticky fingers in a series of embarrassing shoplifting cases (Winona has issues ranging from prescription drug abuse to kleptomania). Next stop would be obscurity. At the time of the incident that train wreck had yet to leave the station. Winona still had a viable career presence in Hollywood. Viable enough to get into some A List mega parties. Parties like the one where she crossed paths with Archie Bunker on Methamphetamine Mad Mel Gibson!

"You ain't all that and a bag of chips!"

As Winona recalls in a recent GQ interview she was at one of those mega parties with a gay friend of hers when who should she run into but Mel all drunk and belligerent like. Mel opens his yap an immediately makes some kind of anti gay slur. Winona thinks to herself "OMG" - or whatever people at the time thought of instead of OMG - "This guy's anti gay". She still goes right on talking though cause this is Hollywood, the guy is Mel Gibson, and gay acceptance is still waiting for Will & Grace to carry the cause over the mainstream threshold.

Mad to the Max

So Winona bravely disregards the feelings of her gay friend and keeps chatting away with Gibson (there's no folk like show folk). Some where between the jigs and the reels it slips out that Winona is Jewish. Her actual last name is Horowitz. Everyone knows how Mel is about the Chosen People. They set him off like a Jihadist at a Koran burning. So Mel, liquored up, makes a remark to Ms. Horowitz about her being an "oven dodger".

"Are they like the LA Dodgers or something?"

The 'oven dodger' crack takes a little while to register on Winnie. Maybe at first she thought it had something to do with her escaping a life of domestic servitude and drudgery. Probably she was much to out of it for anything to register on her right away. Then slowly 2 and 2 come together and she realizes that she's been called something a lot more offensive than "Sugartits". No word on whether or not Ms. Ryder continued the small talk after that remark, but she does go on to say something like 'I knew he was a racist homophobe 15 years before any of you and no one would believe me just because I was a fucked up mess!'

He has swastika underpants - we get it!

It's not like Winnie rated high on the creditability scale. She was to rate rock bottom on it in a short time and some shop lifting sprees later. You have to give her credit: even a stopped clock is right twice a day! Also you have to ask "Why speak up now if you knew for 15 years?" Part of the reason was the no one was ready to listen. The more important reason is that the 39 year old Ryder has finally managed to claw her way back from Sean Young like obscurity to a supporting role in the new Natalie Portman flick Black Swan. Ryder plays a washed up ballerina in that and is anxious for it to do well so that she can stop playing a washed up actress in real life! She can also get back to boosting from LA's finer boutiques.

leave Mel alone?

Since Mel is a magnet for publicity these days dragging him into it might help her film in some way that only Winnie's pilled out unstable brain can fathom. It ain't gonna do anything for Mel's Beaver film. Then again Mel has been done for a while now. At worst this is only the final nail in the career coffin. As for Winnie she working and flat on her back back on the map. No word on whether Winnie has opened a Twitter account yet.

Mel Gibson's slut under criminal investigation!

Meloxie blues

THINGS HAVE TAKEN A BAD TURN FOR Mel Gibson ever since he got arrested for drunk driving, made some anti Semitic, anti freemasonry, conspiracy type comments, left his wife of almost 30 years, hooked up with a plastic Russian whore, then made a lot of threatening comments about her on tape recorded telephone calls that some how got posted to gossip sites like TMZ and Radaronline. That's the nature of life; it has it's ups and downs. The good news for Mel, & his many fans is that he's gone from a down turn to an upswing. Ironically that's due to those many many tapes Oksana Grigorieva made.

Seems that Ms. Grigorieva and Mel had some kind of understanding. It went something like "I won't release these tapes and ruin your image, and consequently your career; if you pay me an awful lot of money." At least that's what Oxie said in some e mails she sent Mel's way. Since that's a felony - blackmail - & since Oxie was silly enough to spell that out, the authorities are taking a closer look at the whole sad sorry mess.

Now Gibson claimed this all along. He said that Grigorieva demanded $10 mill to keep the tapes under wraps. Naturally no one believed him because he was a rabid racist psycho. However since the incriminating e mails have surfaced, the The Los Angeles County District Attorney is taking a closer look at the extortion angle. In fact according to ROL, they're considering whether they have enough to charge Oxie! According to an unnamed source in law enforcement - by way of the National Enquirer: "These are the text messages that Mel's camp turned over the Sheriff's detectives as potential evidence of the extortion claim."

So how much trouble is Oxie in? See for yourself by linking to Radaronline, where they've posted exerts of the e mails. That's kind of ironic 'cause Oxie made pretty good use of ROL while she was trying to nail the lid on Mel's coffin shut. Now they're busy helping Oxie on her way to a jail cell. One thing about professional gossips is that we're equal opportunity nuisances operating without discrimination. Oxie might have figured that out when the paparazzi she set loose on Mel started following her around and asking her embarrassing question like "Did Mel threaten to kill you today?" and "Did you blow Mel?". So suffice it to say that the publicity game is a double edged sword. If you play with fire, you might get burnt!

BTW & speaking of the publicity game, step one of Mel's rehabilitation seems to be a guest starring role on hit TV series Mad Men. Mad Men maker Matt Weiner is a big fan of Gibson's and is in talks with Mel's people regarding a series of appearances for the controversial actor. In fact he may even have an ongoing or reoccurring role in the series. Now appearing on MM would be a shrewd move for Gibson. It might even be a better format to reintroduce him to the public than the usual vehicle Dancing For Redemption, I mean Dancing With the Stars! Though don't underestimate DWTS. If they can make Heather Mills and Bristol Palin likeable, the show is still a force to be reckoned with!



BTW remember to keep checking wondertrash. It may not be the most reliable gossip source, but it is consistent!


PS: A little more back story on Mel & Oxie - when the tapes were released some of them featured Mel making disparaging remarks about Oxie's mothering skills by way of her son, Alexander, by Timothy Dalton. Mel referred to the lad as a mess. Tabloids were quick to push Mad Max vs 007 stories. Dalton did come out of the wood work, but when asked about Mel responded "Absolutely no comment".

In fact he seemed much more concerned with getting the boy away from Oxie than in taking on Gibson. Oxie balked cause she said it would make her look like a bad mother in any upcoming custody hearings with Gibson. Since this was said to Dalton that leaves only a limited number of ways that the statement could've gotten out. After dealing with Slutsana for over 14 years I guess 007 figured that he couldn't take her on directly. That would make Oxie a more dangerous whorebag than any of the sexy Russian spies James Bond had to deal with in the whole campy movie series. That is with the possible exception of the woman who had the extendable knife blade in her shoe.

More trouble for Mel Gibson

More trouble for Mel Gibson. The Oscar winning actor has had his ups and downs ever since his notorious Malibu squad car freak out. That's the one where he got busted for impaired driving and made a bunch of anti Semitic remarks in the back of a sheriff's dept car. He also called a female officer "sugartits". Since then he had a high profile break up with his wife Robyn, and an even higher profile break up with his ex mistress - gold digging skank Oksana Griegoriva.

As if this wasn't trouble enough Mel has had some more bother behind the wheel. Seems Mr Gibson was motoring around Malibu Sunday last when his car mysteriously left the road. Then it collided with a rock. Since that would be an odd thing to do on purpose the sheriff's dept came out to investigate.

The Sheriff's dept was quick to issue a statement too. Given Mel's colourful history with the bottle the first thing Malibu's finest wanted to do was address what was on everyone's mind. According to the professionals Mel was not drunk and alcohol is not a suspected contributing factor. As confirmation of that officers on the scene report that Gibson was both alert and cooperative. Mel himself stated that he was not talking on the phone - another vice that gets him in trouble; nor had he dosed off. As to what caused the 2008 Maserati to veer of the road, investigating officer Leland Tang says that it has been ruled an accident, which might have happened to anybody.

paparazzi vs celebs - release the hounds

We've heard a lot from Mel Gibson lately; mostly drunkenly screaming vulgarities at ex Oksana Grigorieva via the series of illegal audio recordings she made. Now that everyone in the world knows Mel has a temper, it might be interesting to note that Grigrorieva has one too, especially when concerned by your friendly neighborhood paparazzi. Let's take a look at the following little video exchange between Oxie and some members of the press:



Now what did she think was gonna happen when she unleashed the shit on Mel? Scandal is a sword that cuts both ways. At least they didn't ask her how many times she blew Mel - which means that they're being relatively polite, for now!

Perhaps Oxie assumed that the media would focus on Mel and leave her alone. That would be a naive assumption on the part of a woman who's had more balls in the hoop than an NBA basket! Now that the feeding frenzy has started Oxie might do well to remember that the paparazzi will be her ever present companions for a while - until this thing eventually blows over. They'll be following her everywhere, shooting her on the can through telephoto lens, going through her trash for leads, you name it. She'll never be alone because she will be surrounded by free lance spies working under their own agenda!

Of course Paris Hilton might've have clued her in on this. Ever since that sex tape came out, ruining Hilton's Big Fat Greek Wedding and turning her into the most infamous woman on Earth, she hasn't had a moment's peace or a minute to herself. On her recent vacation for instance Paris got photographed in yet another questionable situation, and has had some explaining to do. Her drawers were up this time, although it might have been better for her if they weren't - cause she's skating on the dangerous thin edge of celebrity racism. Let's have a look.




Yes that's our Paris wearing a communist type hat and giving - apparently - a Hiel Hitler style salute. Now Paris can explain her outrageous behavior. For one thing she claims she wasn't giving a Nazi salute. She was scratching her nose while dancing. While it's easy to believe that Hilton's nose gets the itches - she must do a ton of blow - it's hard to believe that she can do 2 things at once; like walk and chew gum. So many find her explanation a little dubious. BTW Hilton has gone on to point out that she herself has Jewish blood, & so can't be really anti Semitic, only a thoughtless asshole.

Speaking of stories that take on a life of their own Angelina Jolie has courted controversy as a means to free PR for years. Back during Girl Interrupted she seemed to figure out hat insane paid of, so she started riding the crazy train with a vengeance. She couldn't circulate enough stories about her weird ways, like her blood fetish, her heroine addiction, and her interest in hard core sadomasochism.

People have speculated about her BSMD life for years - was she on top or on bottom. Well it's kind of a rule in the life style that the stronger you are in real life, the more submissive your are in the bedroom. It's a 'power transference' thing. Jolie's bad ass personae made it likely that she was the one wearing the ball gag in her relationships. Well now there is some proof of that.

According to Jolie's unofficial biographer - Andrew Morton - there are some scandalous pictures out here of Ms Jolie wearing a dog collar. So that answers the question about whether her orientation os towards dominance or submission. There's also some video of her smacked out on heroin for about 18 hours.

Now most of this stuff isn't news. Everybody knows that Jolie likes her smack. There have been other videos of Jolie drugged out and rambling. As for the bondage stuff, well there's a ton of photomanips out there on the Internet for anyone who has a need to see Jolie bound, gagged, and squirming for as much wiggle room as she can get.


No one is immune either. Not even George Clooney. Now no one guards their privacy more than George. He's even moved off continent and over to Italy just to get out of paparazzi range. Seemed like a good plan except when you're famous you can run but can't hide.

Scandal has found George by was of Italy - ironically - and his hot Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. Canalis is basically famous for being the latest in a series of cocktail waitress types that George likes to hang out with and occasionally get into motor cycle accidents with. However Senora Canalis' public image is beginning to develop a life of it's own!

Seems that a couple of years back and long before Lizzie dreamed she'd ever go steady with a A Lister she got herself in some dicey situations. This came to light recently when some Italian night clubs got busted for running a coke & whores ring. The scam involved getting VIPs in and then tanking them up on booze and cocaine. Once the better judgment centers in their brains were shut down, the gals made their sex sales pitch.

One of the chicks busted was an aspiring Paris model named Karima, and she says that Elisabetta was a good friend of hers and that they used to do blow together at the sex clubs. Karima doesn't say that Lizzie rented out her twat space by the hour to wealthy types, but hat can easily be inferred. So now Georgie's got to got out and find himself a less embarrassing slut. You know how fast these things can get out of hand - Mel & Oksana - and don't think that's not crossing Clooney's worried mind right now!


So remember, if you have an unholy lust for attention and the perks that go with it, there's also a major downside. You lose control of your private life and lose touch with your personal space. It's effectively losing your soul. There's no off switch for fame either. So before you embark on such a reckless course, make sure that your underwear is clean!

A List Plan B

Salty Bear & Sugartits

I had planned to do something about Mel Gibson this morning, maybe referring to those rumours concerning his career. I had planned to write about his plans to resurrect his destroyed career by reuniting with Oksana for a Sonny & Cher type TV variety show. The show would feature Mel, along with Sugartits, and feature the same kind of friendly banter and teasing that S&C were known for, but with that edgy quality we've come to expect from M&O via their infamous recorded telephone conversations. You know the kind of stuff:

Mel: "After being seen in public with you - I've got no fucking problem doing a movie with a sock puppet beaver!"

Oksana: "Don't be crazy darling, no one will ever watch you in a movie! That's the crazy talking, you need you meds!

Mel: "What?" WHAT!? I need to fucking kill you! You fucking cock sucking whore! But first you should get down on your fucking knees in front of this live studio audience - thanks for coming out today by the way. Oksana, I, and especially little Lucia, really appreciate the support. You should get down on your fucking knees and blow me!"

Oksana: "Could you please scream louder Mel? Our special guest the Kings of Leon can't hear you, plus this crummy tape recorder you bought me isn't picking up!"

Mel: "Crummy tape recorder? CRUMMY TAPE RECORDER?! Do you know how much the fucking piece of shit tape recorder cost? We've got perfectly good recorders right here in this studio! Kings of Leon? How'd you get them? They'll give us some real credibility!"

Oksana: "Well you know I am a musician, whether you want to believe it or not!"

Mel: "Don't push my buttons honey 'cause I'll knock you out right in front of this damn audience - thanks again for coming out - you know I will!"

M&O: "Good night everybody and watch our show again next week when our special guest will be Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger!"

Oksana: "I guess that means Joaquin Phoenix canceled."

Mel: "Shut the fuck up and say good night like you've got some class!"

Fool's Gold

Instead I thought I'd go with another story about another Hollywood A Lister on the verge of oblivion. That would be Angelina Jolie. The verge of oblivion would be this weeks Box Office Returns. Much touted Salt earned about 31 million dollars. That's not bad for an opening night. Except that Inception, that bizarre film by Chris Nolan starring Leo DiCaprio in another film without Kate Winslett (I assume that's why they had to write his character's wife as dead, and why he couldn't make it with Ariadne! Gotta preserve that whole Titanic love story thing forever - just give the guy some breathing space. Remember what Love Story did to poor old Ryan O Neal!), the one where no one can quite figure out WTF is going on, came in number one. It earned about 45 - 49 million. That's after a 30% drop in ticket sales from it's opening last week. In other words Jolie's box office performance stank worse than Tom Cruise's in Valkyrie. Relatively speaking, this is the equivalent of Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body!



In Hollywood, on the A List, No 2 really isn't good enough. Especially when you're a member of Hollywood Holy Family, routinely get front row center at the Oscars or whatever other awards show is going, and are surrounded by a maelstrom of hype that you'll eventually have to justify. Remember that Jolie hasn't had real BO success since her Tomb Raider days. Everything after that has been lackluster -except for her tabloid appearances!

So that means Jolie might need to look at Plan B. She could get pregnant yet again. That would be good for 9 months of speculation: Is it Brad's? Was it artificially conceived? Is it a ploy to keep Brad from going back to Jennifer Aniston? Where outside the USA is she gonna drop it or is she gonna give birth in New Orleans this time to make a political statement? Then she could make an enormous deal with People for the first baby pics. Say $20 million, her usual fee for baby pics and more than she's accustomed to getting for her film work! You know - more of the same.

She could also do that script she's been offered. it's the one where she plays a serial killer who kidnaps a slutty high school cheer leader played by Megan Fox. After Stockholm Syndrome kicks in Megan decides that Angelina is her one chance at freedom from the stifling social restrains she lives with, and so becomes her apprentice. The pair then go on a Thelma & Louise rampage of seduction and destruction together, often competing to see who's vagina can cause more damage. The idea is a promising one too, except that I hear producers have soured on Jolie, and are offering the project to Meryl Streep,with Anne Hathaway as a runaway bride, rather than cheerleader. Jolie is no longer even second in line for that one, since producers are lining up Betty White in the event that Streep passes on the deal! That would leave Milla Jovovich next up after Hathaway!



Remember to keep reading wondertrash. Though we like to think we're the blog that can blow your mind, like an IED in your head; we're more like the National Enquirer meets Mad Magazine! When you're not reading celebrity gossip, remember to go out this summer and have a ball!

is Mel out for blood?

Things are developing fast in the Mel Gibson story. When we last left Mel & Oksana LA Country Sheriff's Dept were investigating Oksana for extortion and her sister as the source of the illegally l;eaked tapes. So it looked like Team Gibson was mounting a spirited counter offensive. However Oksana, or Octosana as some are calling her (pronounce it "Oc-tos-ana" with emphasis on the second syllable to give it a Russian ring!), have fired back. It has been claimed that Mel had target the head of TMZ Harvey Levin in a death plot saying "I want jew blood on my hands!"

Seems that Mel holds Harv personally responsible for all those leaked tapes that have destroyed both his career and his image. So naturally he wanted to get even. Getting even meant having Levin followed at 4 Am to and from his gym with the intend of kidnapping him, taking him out to the desert, stripping him naked, and leaving him to die. That ought'a teach him a lesson! Besides it wouldn't be the first time shit like that has gone down in Follywood! Still it sounds sort of extreme. Maybe a good tazing would've set Harv straight?

Now the story has come from Oksana Grigorieva's representative, Steve Jaffe. Also there are no incriminating tapes on this one. So it looks like this might be just some slanderous shit slinging by Oxsie to get at Mel, and further damage his reputation!

Bad vs Evil

The couple that you can't get enough of, Mel & Oksana, are at it again. Apparently there is some kind of hush-hush emergency hearing under way in which Mel's people are accusing Oksana's people of fabricating a case against him. They haven't been specific on what they mean by fabricating, although some Mel's supporters have claimed that the tapes were doctored. Not that Mel didn't say all those awful things about wetbacks, niggers, Russian cunts, blow jobs, rose gardens, etc. It's just that he was taken out of contest - he didn't mean it that way. Of course that begs the question of how do you take "you should be raped to death by a pack of niggers & wetbacks, but first you will blow me!" out of context? At least it's more plausible than Mel's original explanation: that Oksana had faked the tapes by splicing together lines from his old movies! Then again considering some of Mel's taglines that's completely plausible!

As for Oksana, she may be a gold digging whore but she has her price. Word has it the Oksana was offered a 15 million dollar separation package if she would just agree to keep quiet about Mel's racist ranting and homicidal threats. Oksana initially accepted the whopping offer bit then reneged on the deal. Now that's only good sense - always reject the first offer! Besides perhaps Oksana decided that the world needed to know how mad Mad Max is. That would strengthen her custody claim on young Lucia. Young Lucia would strengthen Oksana's claim on Mel's waning fortunes. That could add up to much more than a paltry 15 million.

Oksana's claims of abuse, both to her and her daughter might be intended to boost the custody case too. Oksana released some rough looking shots of her self with jagged broken front teeth, and claiming that Mel had broken her expensive dental veneers while in a fit of rage. She has also released some pictures of Lucia Gibson Grigorieva - her first tabloid shots and already more sensational than anything released about the Brangelina brood! - showing a small red mark on the baby's chin. Now the mark is about the same size as a pimple, but Oksana insists that this is proof of child abuse. It supposedly occurred during the incident in which Mel broke Oksana's teeth, and wasn't there before the incident. Of course a claim like that can cut both ways since observers are asking why the hell she stayed with him for a year after that, if he was such a menace. Should it turn out that Oksana herself made the mark on her daughtyer's chin, say to support her custody case, then people are gonna wanna cut her up with rusty razor blades.

To cap things off Mel is mounting a counter offensive - as if he hasn't been offensive enough already. Apparently he's having Grigorieva investigated for extortion. With so many illegally recorded tapes and demands for money it seems like a reasonable case. So Mel's people met with the LA Sheriff's Dept yesterday (they still owe him over that drunk driving arrest) to present evidence that Oksana threatened to go public with the tapes if Mel didn't pay up to the tune of ten million. Oksana says that's ridiculous - after all she's already claimed to have walked away from a 15 million offer that she originally accepted. Maybe that's why she's mentioning it now. It never hurts to try and grab a little creditability, even by way of a likely story! BTW Mel is also being investigated over possible criminal violations.

wondertrash on the road

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More On Mel

The Mel Gibson story continues to develop - & now with ex wife Robyn entering the fray. The ex ms Gibson - whom Mel claims in one tape to have left because they lacked common spiritual ground - presented an affidavit to the court in which she swore that Mel was a wonderful father and had never physically abused before, dru9ing, or after their 30 year marriage. It's now been revealed, via Popeater, that Robyn volunteered this affidavit - Mel didn't ask.

It seems that Ms Moore (Robyn's maiden name) still feels protective over her ex. In fact she is said to still 'value' their 30 year marriage. What's more she's tired of seeing Gibson slowly drawn and quartered in the media and over the Internet.

So while the chips may be down Mel's friends and family are closing ranks. The perception is that Oksana Grigorieva - otherwise known as the scheming gold digging whore - pushed him over the edge. Now while some claim that this is blaming the victim (it can be hard to tell who the victim is in some of these situations), even they can't deny that the woman has a way with a tape recorder. So the 64 000 question is why didn't she just leave, instead of sticking around and recording everything? It's not like Mel would have pursued her; if about 20% of the recording material is any indication he'd probably have bought her a ticket to anywhere she wanted to go to get rid of her. He might have even thrown in a reasonable retirement package - a Gold Diggers Special. Since most of the people most of the time can tell which way the wind blows, that may explain why public opinion on Mel is softening a little lately. At least among the randomly interviewed people in the following Popeater video.

Mel Gibson TAPE # 5!!!

Well Tape # 5 is here - no surprise. It's full of the usual vulgarities and recriminations, too. You can hear it here, by watching the following youtube video.

Please don't drag the Lakers into this!

The Oksana abuse pix have some out too. They show Oksana with mouth wide open (a familiar position for her?)displaying two 'chipped' veneers and no soft tissue damage around the mouth. So now there's some controversy (in fact a lot of controversy)about whether Mel really broke her teeth. Maybe Oksana was chewing on something she shouldn't have (I hear that her mouth gets into all kinds of strange places, & vice versa!), broke her caps, and decided she that this might come in handy later - if she claimed Mel did it. Now that's giving Mel a lot of benefit of doubt, but Oksana is at least as hard to sympathize with as he is. Seems like there are no good guys in that crooked little game.

scandal takes a holiday - or at least a weekend off

So far Oksana, or the good people at Radaronline/TMZ, have been releasing one of these little publicity bombshells a day. Hopefully they'll give us the weekend off, and hold what other little treasure they might have in store until Monday.

a word on the words

Just a word of advice on the whole Mel Gibson phone freakout story - "never judge a situation by the end of a conversation". About half the time things aren't what they seem. They other half of the time they are exactly what they seem but we don't know what to make of it.

UFO - The Man Who Came Back

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Now playing: [CULT TV] GOOD VS. EVIL (OR G VS. E) INTRO
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Mel Gibson Cheap Shot of the Day!

Speaking of cheap shots here are some upcoming from a leading source in the field! Note the lower left corner.

and as to those rumors about Bill O Reilly selling his soul to the devil...

As to the rumors about the reunion of 1990's cult TV classic GvsE: story was that Clayton Rohner and Richards Brookes were getting back together for a 90 minute movie based on the series in which agents of light battled minions of darkness - usually working in some branch of LA's thriving entertainment & related industries - & based on a script written by Brookes himself. The script involved main characters Chandler Smythe & Henry McNeil trying to get Bill O Reilly to renounce his Fautsian deal with "Rupert Morlock", by which he became America's most influential news anchor. I am unhappy to announce that the story is false.



I guess that explains Lady Gaga!

are Australians evil?

GvsE producers decided that an 'evil Aussie' story might be overkill. With Mel Gibson, the racist Michael Jackson TV tribute from an Australian variety show, etc., it's beginning to seem as if there's more to our friends from Downunder than "G'day Mate" & "No Worries". Perhaps all the smiles and easy going charm are an attempt to lure us into a false sense of security & get us to lower our defenses? They do seem to be taking over lately - except for Hugh Jackman who's left the rat race or something. So GvsE producers have decided to do an evil oil company concept instead.

Mel Gibson's dog days of summer

What would a day th3ese days be without another Mel Gibson Freakout Tape? He's got Christian Bale beat fuck for fuck by forty to one! With that in mind here's another tape from a man claiming to be one of Mel's "Aussie mates". A warning though, parts of this tape seem to be edited!



It's easy to mock Mel, so we do. More importantly Mel serves as a cautionary tale. At his height he was the No 1 actor in Hollywood & worth about $1 billion. Yet none of the fame & success protected him from his problems, some of which may ultimately find some of their cause within himself. He's not the only major personality to suffer a downfall. There's also OJ Simpson, Conrad Black, etc. Even well lied down to Earth celebs like Sandra Bullock have had a brush with potential career oblivion. Oh yeah, & there's also this chick!



It's as if they bigger they come the harder they fall. Remembering that might help us keep our own lives in proportion the next time we're tempted to make something of ourselves - perhaps by losing weight or joining a neighborhood gym. Anyways here's another cautionary tale on the pitfalls of fame, wealth, & power.



They were the most famous & powerful family in the world, and yet they didn't even own a good ball point pen (which might have expedited Claudius' histories considerably - " A pen! A pen! My Caesar's laurels for a good pen - one that's refillable, easy to write with, and one who's ink won't run!"). Things that are mundane to you & me would be miraculous to them! Success is relative, but trouble is for real!

BTW a special farewell to regular wondertrash reader Tracy Mc. Tracy has left TO for England where she plans to pursue other opportunities/do whatever. I believe that there was some talk about joining a religious cult. Best of luck Tracy, and hopefully you can turn a few of your new Brit friends on to one of Toronto's flakiest little blogs! Go on and spread the word - and keep reading wondertrash, the blog that always dots it's T's and crosses it's eyes!

Mel Gibson Rant 4

"I'll huff & I'll puff and I'll burn your house down, but first you will blow me!"

If you've been paying attention ot the ugly Mel Gibson saga that's been unfolding then you've probably released that a new tape gets released each day. Each tape is worse than the previous ones. It's as if Oksana Grigorieva were doing some Telltale Heart suspense number on Mel's head in which he has to wake up each morning thinking "What now?" Well morning, & 'what now' has come early 'cause rant # 4 is here. In addition to the usual "blow me" Mel also threatens to burn down the house.



Not knowing what he might have said, while drunk, makes damage control challenging. For an unstable man the suspense trip has gotta be doing a major number on his mind. If she's saving up the tapes where he mouths off on fellow celebrities ("I f*ck*ng hate that c*cks*ck*r Leno" for instance) for last then this could get really ugly.



PS. It's clear that Mel is a man on the edge. It's not clear whether there's a way back for him. However if this morbid Mel-odrama with oral sex and rose garden burial plots continues I fear that Mel could wind up a broken man. No exaggeration - he's about 6 months away from holing himself up Howard Hughes style, popping pills and smoking pot while watching Welcome Back Kotter reruns!



Now stoned solitary Welcome Back Kotter viewing may sound a bit extreme, but Mel is already an angry loner. It could get even worse than that too. Take a look.



If Mel gets far gone enough to get to the point where Richie & the Fonz meet Mork from Ork then the next stop will be around the clock Mamma's Family! Oh shalzbut!

Mel Gibson Soap Opera Continues

What do you give the man who has everything (& then some!)? A way out.

The Mel Gibson Soap Opera continues with yet another heated row on audio tape. This time the bone of connection seems to be a baby sitter that Oksana found though her dentist. Mel to exception to the woman and called Oksana to bitterly complain about it. As usual the conversation found it's way on to audio tape, and then on to the usual gossip sites. Perhaps Grigorieva regularly records all her phone conversations, possibly for quality assurance or something.



Anyway the conversation quickly moved on from the baby sitter, to Mel's money, and finally to his contempt for Oksana. Mel has many choice words for Ms. Oksana, and out of the goodness of her heart she has shared them with the world and you can hear them in the following 6 minute video the runs from the disturbing to the slightly ridiculous.

Mel hath fury & the scorned woman

So poor Grigorieva has nothing because she's given Mel everything - except a heart attack. That's probably on the way. As for her liver and kidneys, let's just hope that Mel doesn't put in a legal claim since Oksana acknowledged Mel's ownership of her innards!

Meanwhile Mean Mel's people are rally for a public relations counter offensive. They claim that Mel has been in therapy, ie seeing a shrink, for over a year; basically since his split with Grievous Grigorieva! Apparently the scheming wench was only out after Mel's money (well colour me shocked!). What's more she was pushing Mel's buttons in a way that he couldn't handle. Says a pal: "wanted to figure out how to extricate himself from this unhealthy relationship peacefully and calmly. Which is what he did." If that was the plan then I hope Mel can get a refund on that therapy cause it sure as Mel didn't work!

celebrities rush in where angels fear to tread

In other news, most of which has been eclipsed by the Madness of Mel Gibson, Penelope Cruz has bravely decided to marry her none Scientology boyfriend Javier Bardem. No word on what possessed the couple - this recent Mel Gibson freakout must have ever semi committed couple wondering how much more committed they would dare to get.

Penny & Javi got married at a friend's house down in the Bahamas. Penny wore a white (some nerve!) John Galliano dress, and carried a small extended usage mini recorder. Let's wish them the very best of luck! Glad Penny finally got over Tom Cruise, Salma Hayak, and all her other publicity stunt relationships to settle in to something real-ish.

Sarah Palin makes a scary & intimidating mother in law!

Cruz & Bardem weren't the only ones defying the odds lately. Bristol Palin, the controversial daughter of even more controversial mother Sarah, has announced that she's marrying her baby daddy Levi Johnson! Well actually Bristol announced the engagement. She claims that she hasn't worked up the nerve to tell mom yet cause she finds her 'intimidating & scary', her words. That's probably why she told the tabloids, and the world, before she let Sarah in on it. After the shit Levi said about the former Alaskan governor family dinner in that place could be like an episode of The Gibsons!

Levi's acting career tanks, goes back to Plan B

However they're wasting no time. The ceremony is planned for Alaska in about 6 weeks. So for everyone who sincerely hoped that Levi's 15 minutes had played out, it looks like the enterprising lad has found a new ease on fame! You gotta play the cards your dealt. Would giving the couple his & hers tape recorders as wedding presents be in poor taste? It's not like the ain't gonna come in handy at some point in the not too distant future. until then, stay tuned!

More trouble in Melville

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

Looks like more trouble for Mel Gibson. While his lawyers are trying to get his ex Oksana Grigorieva, or Octosana as some are calling her - that's some freaky facial work she's had done, authorities re investigating the domestic violence charge. Mel basically admits to that on the tape. Plus there's that murder threat -"I'll put you in the rose garden because I'm capable of it!"

"Don't worry cunt cause me and my sock puppet are gonna fix you good!"

I assume that's an implied murder threat, unless Mel plans to put her to work on the grounds of his vast estate. He did warn her that she's had her last ride on the gravy train. So maybe he intends to find some useful purpose for her, like composting, landscaping, whatever. It will give her some skill she can use to support herself after young Lucia has past 18 and gone on to rehab or the nuthouse. That is unless young Lucia sues for emancipation first! One thing we can be sure if is that he didn't mean that he was taking her to the White House Rose garden, 'cause I think that his White House invitations are permanently on hold. Were Barack Obama a spiteful man then Mel might find his name on those terrorist no fly lists.

"But when Andrew Dice Clay says this stuff people think it's cute?"

These tapes just seem to be getting worse and worse. Just when you think that you've heard it all, then some other tape surfaces with Gibson threatening to blow up a bus of nuns & orphans or massacre horse of new born puppies. "You know those baby seals? They're dead cunt and it's your fault!" It's as if Oksana was starting with the bad stuff and then working up progressively through the worse stuff to the really bad stuff. It's as if she were presenting this stuff for maximum dramatic impact. That leaves us, & probably Mel, asking "How much more shit has she got? How bad does it get?" and "What's she working up to?" This is gonna be one long rough night is you happen to be Mel Gibson!

All Mel Breaks Loose

The Mel Gibson story is growing geometrically, if not exponentially (just finished watching Big Bang Theory - probably a bad influence!). The professional pundits are weighing in on the "Mel Gibson Crisis Drama" - which means that Mel is not longer the story; the Fall Of Mel Gibson is. Just take a look at the following video clip & see what I mean:



The interesting point made in the above video is that custody is an issue. Mel had wanted joint custody. Should Oksana Grigorieva get primary custody then she gets an increased claim on Mel's finances: money to raise the child and support herself to the tune of what the court feels Mel can afford to pay. How's that for facing the music?

Since her son by former boyfriend James Bond Timothy Dalton is rapidly approaching maturity another meal ticket might come in handy. Not that I'm saying she put those awful words in Gibson's mouth; no matter how hard she might have pushed his buttons after she started the tape rolling. Mel is an adult and even celebrities have to take responsibility for their words & attitudes. So look for this to get a lot meaner!

Mel in shit - Gibson under investigation

Melibu Heat

It's gonna be a long hot summer down in Malibu, especially for it's beleaguered king Mel Gibson. Just this morning Internet gossip sites were reporting about Mel outrageous racist language and threats against former gal pal Oksana Grigorieva. It's been revealed that Mel smacked out both her front teeth, as well as using foul racist language in her presence (and in the presence of her tape recorder!). Oksie wasn't supposed to release those tapes, the ones she's been hinting about for months with statements like "you'll see", and "the truth will come out". There was bound to be some legal blow back over the violation of the court order, and there is. Not against Oksana though,

I'll kill you so bad that you'll wish you were dead

Seems that the LA County Sheriff's Dept thinks that the statements made on the tape are so serious that they warrant further criminal investigation! Not the stuff about Mel handing Oksie over to a pack of black men for violent reaming, or about him giving money to 'wetbacks' to have her 'bumped off' so that 'not even your friends in the Russian mafia can save you cause I'm your worst nightmare!'. BTW I might have gotten a bit carried away with the whole quotations thing. While Mel mentioned giving money to wet backs, I haven't heard anything about the Russian mob. As far as I know he only threatened to kill her once, that has been reported. The rest may have been lines from some of his films.

Bad vs Evil

What the LACSD is interested in is the alleged abuse on behalf of Mr Mel. So now they're going into official investigation mode. Seems that occurrence where Mel and Oksana got into it over their daughter Lucia (poor child, if ever a little creature ever needed our prayers!). Supposedly Mel smacked Oksana around a bit because she was allegedly shaking the baby. That may have been the incident in which she claims that she lost her front teeth, but is the incident in which Mel claims that OG was violently shaking the baby.


So far the LACSD is in the paper work stage. They only person they've talked to is OG, & even if she is a clear cut victim she's also so full of shit that she couldn't be trusted to tell you the time. If anyone is worried about Mel getting some special favouritism because of who he is - the charming devil likes to chat up the ladies of the Sheriff's Dept by calling them Sugartits - be reassured that he's being investigated by the same substation that handled his now infamous DUI.

"Hello officer, my name's Mel. How do you Jew?"

Now that can be a good thing and a bad thing. They did do the original work on bagging Mel for DUI. However Mel claims that's because the arresting officer was a Jew (and still is!) who had it in for Mel cause he didn't want anyone interfering with his Zionist war mongering. That ought a show that Mel didn't have the Sheriff's Dept in his hip pocket right? Except that the arresting officer was later let go in an ugly internal dispute - over the Mel arrest - in which the officer's home computer was seized as evidence. Seems the Sheriff's Dept accused the officer of leaking the arrest report online, and there by interfering with their own plans to cover it up - it had been previously kept safe & secure in a safe in the sheriff's office, until the situation stabilized!

This sounds like a case for Jim Rockford

The officer admitted to releasing the arrest report cause he feared it would get buried. The Sheriff's Dept didn't appreciate a law officer taking the law into his own hands (then they've never enjoyed any of Mel Gibson's action packed Lethal Weapon movies - how ironic!). So the one officer who might not give Gibbo a cake walk is gone. Sugartits might still be working there though. So I guess the expectation for a fair and unbiased investigation depends on how naive optimistic you are.

So the situation is bad and getting worse by the minute. On the bright side at least Mel hasn't accused Oksana of being involved with that Russian Sleeper Spy Ring. Though with her tendency to make secret recordings, and the fact that she's brought down one of America's biggest movie icons - how do we know she's not, and that this was the plan? OK that's a joke - I'm just trying to give Mel something to work with and let's face it he doesn't seem to have much right now. It's actually reached so dire a point that only psychopaths and anti social misfits will ever enjoy watching Mel Gibson films again! Their indifference to social norms will allow them to continue to enjoy Gibson's trademark violence!

Is Mel Gibson a drunken woman beater?

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Mel Gibson went his separate way from tart de jour Oksana Grigorieva people asked "What took him so long?" People also wondered whether there might not be more to it. Celebs aren't known for coming to their sense, at least not without extensive and repeated stays in rehab. Also Grigorieva was dropping some heavy hints along the lines of "The truth will come out" and "You'll see". If you love it when gold digging tramps start talking about he truth then you're gonna dig what comes next. Oksie claims that Mel Gibson is a drunken brute who beat he face off her!

The first assigns that this might not have been an amicable split was when word leaked that Gibson had filed a restraining order against Oksie. Mel's people filed off the usual bullshit press release claiming that Mel and Oksie were still bosom buds, and that they planned to raise their child jointly. Oksie was soon to call his drunken bigoted ass on that publicly!

Oksie claimed that she was the one who filed for a restraining order. She insists that Mel needed restraining because he was extremely violent. OG says that Mel beat her up in a drunken fit - perhaps about the Jews - during which he broke her teeth and gave her a concussion. Oksie says that she filed the restraining order, out of fear for her well being; and that Mel counter filed in an attempt to get access to his alleged love child.

Oksana did plenty of talking too. At first she didn't say too much. She gave an interview to TMZ in which she played coy. When asked about the alleged beating she insisted that she couldn't talk about it. There was a custody issue at stake and her lawyers told her not to talk about it. There were other things that she did want to talk about. She's "doing great" for instance. Oh yeah and there's also her alleged music career. Holding on to those unrealistic pipe dreams just shows such a great attitude!

She was to be less closed lipped with TMZ a little later. In a subsequent interview Oksie claimed that Mel beat her up badly back in January. That must've been the time Jodie Foster wanted him to do that flick with the beaver. Such humiliation mist be enough to send any A List ego into meltdown.

The wrinkle in the story is that Oksie stayed with Sugar Daddy after the alleged incident. Sources close to Mel Gibson (perhaps some one named Bugdoll, who likes to post semi literate gibberish on various Internet message boards?) have pointed that out claiming it's proof positive that the bitch made it up. Oksie got an answer for that though: she stayed for a little while cause she loved him. If she's the one who got the concussion then why does she talk like we're the ones with brain damage?

Naturally Mel can explain this away. He admits that there was some physical contact back in January, but it was justified. According to Mel they were all hanging out around the pool back in Jan. when Oksie started acting up. She grabbed young Lucia - the child who might be Mel's though David Foster ain't off that paternity hook either - and ran around the back of the house. She then threw herself, baby and all, down on the ground. She proceeded to get up, run inside, and then shake the baby like a rag doll. Perhaps remembering all those 'shaken baby syndrome' stories, Mel figured it was appropriate to lay the smack down on that sorry bitch's ass - though Mel would describe it more diplomatically as "some physical contact".

Now Mel insists that everything was copacetic after that. Oksie went traveling with him. When they eventually split Mel stayed over at her Russian pad looking after Lucia while Oksie continued to beat the dead horse which is her musical career. Oksie mom even sent the body guards away so father and daughter could enjoy some quality time together! However Oksie started thinking that maybe joint custody wasn't such a hot idea. She filed for a restraining order keeping Mel at least 100 yards away from either her or her daughter. She wouldn't even let Gibson spend Father's Dad with l'il Lucia. What's more, Oksie's claiming that she's got the goods on Mel by way of tape recorded conversations! Since the tapes were made without Mel's consent or knowledge a judge has ordered them sealed, and Oksana gag ordered to prevent her from talking about them. Knowing Oksana though, we'll probably be hearing a lot more soon. She seems like a tough one to keep gagged.

voodoo videos

That sad thing is that all this drama is keeping mel from his important research into Freemasonry & the occult. Considering that Hollywood is rotten with occultism, the world really needs Mel and his drunken outlandish conspiracism now more than ever. Well mel has got his hands full so it's up to the rest of us - you & me - to be extra vigilant so that those Hollywood sorcerers don't manage to pull the wool over our eyes. You can begin to be more vigilant by keeping up on Tila Tequila's daring anti Illuminati posts over @ MissTilaOMG, and by watching the following short but startling videos!

Hollywood Insiders: Full Disclosure 1/8 from Going Etheric on Vimeo.

3 of 8 Fallen Angels(Occult Symbolism in Film) from Going Etheric on Vimeo.

5 of 8 Fallen Angels(New World Order movies) from Going Etheric on Vimeo.

Of course witch craft is one of the more mundane threats we face. Coming soon the ET angle - look for our Wondertrash entitled simply UFO!

UFO from rama on Vimeo.

In tastiest hyperboles

UFO - Episode 10

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