Mel in shit - Gibson under investigation

Melibu Heat

It's gonna be a long hot summer down in Malibu, especially for it's beleaguered king Mel Gibson. Just this morning Internet gossip sites were reporting about Mel outrageous racist language and threats against former gal pal Oksana Grigorieva. It's been revealed that Mel smacked out both her front teeth, as well as using foul racist language in her presence (and in the presence of her tape recorder!). Oksie wasn't supposed to release those tapes, the ones she's been hinting about for months with statements like "you'll see", and "the truth will come out". There was bound to be some legal blow back over the violation of the court order, and there is. Not against Oksana though,

I'll kill you so bad that you'll wish you were dead

Seems that the LA County Sheriff's Dept thinks that the statements made on the tape are so serious that they warrant further criminal investigation! Not the stuff about Mel handing Oksie over to a pack of black men for violent reaming, or about him giving money to 'wetbacks' to have her 'bumped off' so that 'not even your friends in the Russian mafia can save you cause I'm your worst nightmare!'. BTW I might have gotten a bit carried away with the whole quotations thing. While Mel mentioned giving money to wet backs, I haven't heard anything about the Russian mob. As far as I know he only threatened to kill her once, that has been reported. The rest may have been lines from some of his films.

Bad vs Evil

What the LACSD is interested in is the alleged abuse on behalf of Mr Mel. So now they're going into official investigation mode. Seems that occurrence where Mel and Oksana got into it over their daughter Lucia (poor child, if ever a little creature ever needed our prayers!). Supposedly Mel smacked Oksana around a bit because she was allegedly shaking the baby. That may have been the incident in which she claims that she lost her front teeth, but is the incident in which Mel claims that OG was violently shaking the baby.


So far the LACSD is in the paper work stage. They only person they've talked to is OG, & even if she is a clear cut victim she's also so full of shit that she couldn't be trusted to tell you the time. If anyone is worried about Mel getting some special favouritism because of who he is - the charming devil likes to chat up the ladies of the Sheriff's Dept by calling them Sugartits - be reassured that he's being investigated by the same substation that handled his now infamous DUI.

"Hello officer, my name's Mel. How do you Jew?"

Now that can be a good thing and a bad thing. They did do the original work on bagging Mel for DUI. However Mel claims that's because the arresting officer was a Jew (and still is!) who had it in for Mel cause he didn't want anyone interfering with his Zionist war mongering. That ought a show that Mel didn't have the Sheriff's Dept in his hip pocket right? Except that the arresting officer was later let go in an ugly internal dispute - over the Mel arrest - in which the officer's home computer was seized as evidence. Seems the Sheriff's Dept accused the officer of leaking the arrest report online, and there by interfering with their own plans to cover it up - it had been previously kept safe & secure in a safe in the sheriff's office, until the situation stabilized!

This sounds like a case for Jim Rockford

The officer admitted to releasing the arrest report cause he feared it would get buried. The Sheriff's Dept didn't appreciate a law officer taking the law into his own hands (then they've never enjoyed any of Mel Gibson's action packed Lethal Weapon movies - how ironic!). So the one officer who might not give Gibbo a cake walk is gone. Sugartits might still be working there though. So I guess the expectation for a fair and unbiased investigation depends on how naive optimistic you are.

So the situation is bad and getting worse by the minute. On the bright side at least Mel hasn't accused Oksana of being involved with that Russian Sleeper Spy Ring. Though with her tendency to make secret recordings, and the fact that she's brought down one of America's biggest movie icons - how do we know she's not, and that this was the plan? OK that's a joke - I'm just trying to give Mel something to work with and let's face it he doesn't seem to have much right now. It's actually reached so dire a point that only psychopaths and anti social misfits will ever enjoy watching Mel Gibson films again! Their indifference to social norms will allow them to continue to enjoy Gibson's trademark violence!