"I'll huff & I'll puff and I'll burn your house down, but first you will blow me!"If you've been paying attention ot the ugly Mel Gibson saga that's been unfolding then you've probably released that a new tape gets released each day. Each tape is worse than the previous ones. It's as if Oksana Grigorieva were doing some Telltale Heart suspense number on Mel's head in which he has to wake up each morning thinking "What now?" Well morning, & 'what now' has come early 'cause rant # 4 is here. In addition to the usual "blow me" Mel also threatens to burn down the house.
Not knowing what he might have said, while drunk, makes damage control challenging. For an unstable man the suspense trip has gotta be doing a major number on his mind. If she's saving up the tapes where he mouths off on fellow celebrities ("I f*ck*ng hate that c*cks*ck*r Leno" for instance) for last then this could get really ugly.
PS. It's clear that Mel is a man on the edge. It's not clear whether there's a way back for him. However if this morbid Mel-odrama with oral sex and rose garden burial plots continues I fear that Mel could wind up a broken man. No exaggeration - he's about 6 months away from holing himself up Howard Hughes style, popping pills and smoking pot while watching Welcome Back Kotter reruns!
Now stoned solitary Welcome Back Kotter viewing may sound a bit extreme, but Mel is already an angry loner. It could get even worse than that too. Take a look.
If Mel gets far gone enough to get to the point where Richie & the Fonz meet Mork from Ork then the next stop will be around the clock Mamma's Family! Oh shalzbut!
