What do you give the man who has everything (& then some!)? A way out.
The Mel Gibson Soap Opera continues with yet another heated row on audio tape. This time the bone of connection seems to be a baby sitter that Oksana found though her dentist. Mel to exception to the woman and called Oksana to bitterly complain about it. As usual the conversation found it's way on to audio tape, and then on to the usual gossip sites. Perhaps Grigorieva regularly records all her phone conversations, possibly for quality assurance or something.
Anyway the conversation quickly moved on from the baby sitter, to Mel's money, and finally to his contempt for Oksana. Mel has many choice words for Ms. Oksana, and out of the goodness of her heart she has shared them with the world and you can hear them in the following 6 minute video the runs from the disturbing to the slightly ridiculous.
Mel hath fury & the scorned woman
So poor Grigorieva has nothing because she's given Mel everything - except a heart attack. That's probably on the way. As for her liver and kidneys, let's just hope that Mel doesn't put in a legal claim since Oksana acknowledged Mel's ownership of her innards!
Meanwhile Mean Mel's people are rally for a public relations counter offensive. They claim that Mel has been in therapy, ie seeing a shrink, for over a year; basically since his split with Grievous Grigorieva! Apparently the scheming wench was only out after Mel's money (well colour me shocked!). What's more she was pushing Mel's buttons in a way that he couldn't handle. Says a pal: "wanted to figure out how to extricate himself from this unhealthy relationship peacefully and calmly. Which is what he did." If that was the plan then I hope Mel can get a refund on that therapy cause it sure as Mel didn't work!
celebrities rush in where angels fear to tread
In other news, most of which has been eclipsed by the Madness of Mel Gibson, Penelope Cruz has bravely decided to marry her none Scientology boyfriend Javier Bardem. No word on what possessed the couple - this recent Mel Gibson freakout must have ever semi committed couple wondering how much more committed they would dare to get.
Penny & Javi got married at a friend's house down in the Bahamas. Penny wore a white (some nerve!) John Galliano dress, and carried a small extended usage mini recorder. Let's wish them the very best of luck! Glad Penny finally got over Tom Cruise, Salma Hayak, and all her other publicity stunt relationships to settle in to something real-ish.
Sarah Palin makes a scary & intimidating mother in law!
Cruz & Bardem weren't the only ones defying the odds lately. Bristol Palin, the controversial daughter of even more controversial mother Sarah, has announced that she's marrying her baby daddy Levi Johnson! Well actually Bristol announced the engagement. She claims that she hasn't worked up the nerve to tell mom yet cause she finds her 'intimidating & scary', her words. That's probably why she told the tabloids, and the world, before she let Sarah in on it. After the shit Levi said about the former Alaskan governor family dinner in that place could be like an episode of The Gibsons!
Levi's acting career tanks, goes back to Plan B
However they're wasting no time. The ceremony is planned for Alaska in about 6 weeks. So for everyone who sincerely hoped that Levi's 15 minutes had played out, it looks like the enterprising lad has found a new ease on fame! You gotta play the cards your dealt. Would giving the couple his & hers tape recorders as wedding presents be in poor taste? It's not like the ain't gonna come in handy at some point in the not too distant future. until then, stay tuned!
