"Herb you're scaring me!"
Poor Les Nessman had to spend several weeks in the hospital, again, after getting that earful. Les was always nervous and impressionable, so that information might've been a bit more than he could handle. Even though the effects of conspiracy theories on the low minded are pretty well known (most forms of paranoid schizophrenia for instance, and of course that father & son tin foil hat act Mel & Hutton Gibson!), they still remain a popular form of entertainment for the hardier among us. In most major radio markets you can settle in with Coast to Coast AM any night of the week - like a bed time story for juvenile delinquents. The strange thing is that conspiracy theories have gained a kind of street cred over the past 10 years. So much so that it might be worthwhile to take a look at one popular sci fi series to see if their might be more to it than we realize!
'Heavy Metal' anagrams to 'Have tamely', but don't let that fool you!
rat tail stagnates
Richard Dean Anderson shares more in common with former President George W Bush than chance resemblance (or is it chance?).. Anderson is also rotten with Illuminati connections. His most public Illuminati association is through the sci fi cult TV series Stargate.the truth is out there - so beam me up!
Stargate is the TV series that references Illuminati beliefs that their distant ancestors were reptilian ET's who came to Earth in ancient Egypt; both to possess the bodies of young, healthy, attractive Earthlings, and to rule humanity like livestock. Their transmission device was the stargate that allowed them instantaneous transportation from one part of the universe to another by using constellations to navigate. So now we not only have reptilian references, but the whole astro theology angle.
who's your daddy? UFO Elvis!
Up shot is that a whole generation of young sci fi fans have been unwittingly indoctrinated into Illuminati believes without their knowledge (that's were the unwitting part comes in - it's easier to indoctrinate someone without their knowledge is they are unwitting) faster than you can say "Heavy Metal" backwards.
Shroud of Turin contains embedded image of NYC subway routes!
However don't take my word for it. Here's Toronto's most controversial radio show host Gary Bell to give you the low down on what's really going on right under your nose with his latest broadcast on The View From Space! No stargate's were used in the Spaceman's broadcast!
Heavenly mat
It might be easy to dismiss this as more tin foil hattery except that the War In Heaven theme does keep reoccurring again and again in popular fiction. George Lucas only good idea - which he milked for about 8 sequel/prequels was based on this. In fact it could have been ripped right out of Scientology's OT3 Wall Of Fire teachings, with Darth Vader as Xenu. The shear number of space cults out there, from The Order of the Solar Temple to the Raelians to Heaven's Gate, not to mention Scientology it's self should show that these ideas are taken seriously by some segments of the population. So these ideas have been slowly building up some pop cultural cred.
the truth s out there and the enemy has gotten into your head!
Here's another example of how some vague ideas can gain a foot hold and hang on for centuries!
Nostradamus predicts that history will repeat itself - hints that there's more going on than we realize!
where's the beef? 6 degrees of Baconation!
It's a little known fact that Nostradamus never actually existed but was in fact Francis Bacon. After discovering some amazing life extending technology during his dabbles with alchemy he later went onto become Sir John Dee - Elizabeth I's personal court sorcery. He also went on to encode secret Rosicrucian messages into the King James Bible for James I. The King James Bible is more rotten with Illuminati references than Shakespeare - who was also Francis Bacon! Incidentally Francis Bacon was also Roger Bacon, and may even be actor Kevin Bacon. You had to know there was more to that 6 degrees of Bacon than a parlor game!
set your decoder rings to stunned
So remember if you want to gain fame as a prophet be outrageous, but be vague! Or you can stick to the routine and predictable. For instance I predict that Lindsay Lohan will get caught drinking and or drugging while in rehab - which will lead to another hearing and more suspended sentences! Also Jennifer Aniston will not find love again in 2011! Also Angelina Jolie may or may not adopt more children in a pathetic attempt to hang onto a fading Brad Pitt. She may also star as a hit woman, spy, or serial killer in yet another big budget Hollywood film that will have disappointing box office returns, perhaps debuting just behind Milla Jovovich's Resident Evil 6 Kung Fu Zombie: Return of the Living Dead Again! Like Al Capp said in Lil Abner "Foretellin the future ain't much of a talent" (Brooke Shields was right - cartoons do have the power to make us laugh & to make us think!). In fact the real talent is in avoid the obvious - & that's where the Follywood Dream Factory comes in! Oh yeah, and the world will end shortly after the warranty runs out! That way we have to pay full retail value for a new one!
before Harry Potter there was Caleb Temple! Hermione was a hot to trot school teacher!
they only switched to cable when back engineered ET technology began screwing up television transmission!
BTW the whole Stargate thing has been greatly exaggerated for the purposes of popular entertainment. As every serious conspiracy theorist knows there is only one stargate - or "Kalachakra" (Literally 'time wheel' or 'space wheel') as the initiated call it - on the planet and is currently located inside the Vatican (there is rumored to be one other that was smuggled out of Tibet prior to the Chinese invasion and is currently on loan to the American government in exchange for political support. That one is allegedly being stored in Area 51)! Now how did you think that the Pope managed to hang onto such political influence long after religion has been discredited! Herb Tarlek was right about one thing - the issues are a smoke screen. It's always really be a battle of style rather than of substance.
Circles are round - coincidence or does pi have something to do with it?
PS Did you know that if you divide the longitude by the latitude (or is it vice verse) of Roswell, New Mexico you get a number suspiciously close to Pi? In answer to the obvious question, yes I am an Illuminati disinformation agent. I only say that because no one would ever expect a disinformation agent to admit that, & we're trained in mind games!
