Natalee Holloway killer has new girlfriend

There's no chick magnet like a homicidal maniac with 2 or 3 dead girlfriends under his belt. Perhaps that's why accused Natalee Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot has made himself a new friend of the female persuasion. Sloot is currently banged up in the Miguel Castro prison down in Lima Peru. He's been there since he was arrest for the murder of another gal pal, sometime in early June. Approximately 15 or 20 days after his arrest, on June 23, Sloot started receiving visits from a young woman. Referred to by prison officials as "the Dutchman's gringa", the young woman speaks fluent English and Spanish, and is described as "foreign" with short blonde hair.

Sloot has referred to her as "my girlfriend". She calls on Sloot about 2 or 3 times a month to bring him care packages, like bread, water, beans, pork, etc. The relationship began innocently enough, with Sloot paying her $100 to bring him food and other items in prison. It continues fairly innocently too. Sloot is being held in a 2300 inmate prison, so there's not a lot of private time for the alleged blossoming love affair. Also Sloot is being constantly guarded. His latest victim, Stephany Flores, was the daughter of a wealthy and connected South American businessman. So he's a priority case in Peru. So getting enough alone time to develop a relationship is almost as unlikely as Sloot ever seeing the light of day again. Still it's enough to have ruffled a lot of feathers among people who understandably feel that he's gotten away with too much for too long.

Minding his business and pimping his meal ticket

Speaking of criminal types, Michael Lohan is speaking out again. He's talking about the only thing he can get anyone to listen to - his daughter Lindsay. In fact he seems to spend way more time talking about Lindsay than talking to her. In this most recent interview Lohan gives his theories about how everything went wrong. He accepts full responsibility because in his words it was someone else's fault.

As Mikey tells it some drunken relative showed up at a family function and Michael over reacted by kicking the guy out. Michael feels guilty because the guy was a wimp and was so easy to take that he probably shouldn't have been taken so easily. Anyway that violent altercation somehow lead to Lindsay's downward spiral. Here's Michael with his latest likely story!



Michael almost sounds like he's pitching one of those "it's my fault but what would you have done" lines. So really his only fault was being too concerned a father. Then again many of you probably would do many things differently from Lohan. For one thing you probably aren't pimping out your daughters as a meal ticket. Speaking of which Lindsay has a few words for Michael. She wants him to stop selling her stuff behind her back!