Salma Hayak not the father, probably
Back when Penelope Cruz was keeping company with Salma Hayak there was alot of talk about the two ladies being lesbians. Personally I thought it was something they were doing for publicity, and perhaps event o boost their careers by a 'political shortcut'. Sure enough and before too long Salma got herself involved with a billionaire. They had an on again of again engagement, and they they had a kid.
Now Penelope has followed suite. Not only has she married, but the Spanish actress is also 4 1/2 months pregnant!
Drake learns that marriage is no joking matter
In other news celebrities and Twitter have once again joined forces to create confusion. This time rapper Drake - real name Aubrey Drake Graham - to to Twitter claiming that he married his girlfriend Nicki Minaj. The singer posted: “Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and don’t stare at her too long. She’s finally mine.” Nicki posted in response: “Yes, it’s true. Drake and I tied the knot.”
Now everyone knows that you don't believe anything that celebrities say, even if it comes through a publicist. One poor soul was unaware of the rules, and that was none other than Drake's mom. Says drake by way of People Magazine: “My mum was actually like, ‘What happened? How did you elope?’ But we were just joking around. I never thought it would get so out of hand.” I can see how you wouldn't expect blow back just by posting an announcement for you 500 000 or so Twitter followers. If mom's prone to nervous anxiety, or even a touch of paranoia (and who isn't) then she might be wondering which story is the hoax: the marriage, or the explanation. "He just doesn't want me getting upset with his new wife!"
Drake's marriage tweet has created even more blow back. Drake claims that the ill though out post have cramped his style by putting the brakes on his love life, The rapper says that when he approaches a woman now, they give him the cold shoulder, insisting that he's now married and has no business flirting. Maybe that will teach him to respect the power of twitter int he the future!
jail house romance reunites love birds in a cage
Finally, in today's relationship themed post, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back together, allegedly. The news comes from Spencer himself, so lacks credibility and needs to be verified. However according to Spencer he was down in Costa Rica, going through the airport or something, when custom officials found fire arms among his luggage. That lead to detention. The detention was a plus, says Spencer, because it gave him time to reconcile with the missus after what Spence described as one of the wildest day he ever spent! So the Heidi and Spencer show continue - I just hope they worked out which one of them is gonna play the back part of the horse this time! Keep on fighting the New World Order, you crazy kids!
tin foil hat - fresh from the microwave
Speaking of resistance, here's the latest broadcast from Gary Bell, on The View From Space:
Our cruel Illuminati masters never sleep in their ongoing effort to control our minds and steal our souls. So don't get caught with your drawers down or you might find yourself staring at an empty toilet paper tube!
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