Friday, September 3, 2010

Too Naked to Make It



So let's say that you're young and ambitious, but with limited talent. What's you short cut to fame? Well there's nothing like dropping your drawers with some intimate acquaintances while the video is running to get you on the radar fast. It worked so well for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian that even Montana Fishburn has decided to give it a try. Let's take a look at the sex tape fast track to notoriety in the following CNN video report:



So the moral of the story is that sex sells. So if you're young enough to be interesting, and have some sexy friends with a video recorder then you too could have your own reality TV series in a year or too. Then the next thing you know you too could have your own highly followed Twitter account!

Just don't go too far, like wrecking the marriage of beloved Hollywood actresses or squeaky clean sports hero, much less getting invitro'd with multiple embryos or with mail order celebrity sperm. The public might decided that they don't want to support that degree of craziness! When you get to the point where young up and comers decide that if they get knocked up by a celebrity they can not only can sue for child support but then use the sex tape of the incident as a basis to pitch a reality series; then you've encouraged things too much by presenting sociopath fame seekers with a total career starter package!

Of course if you really want to cash in then just start a new social networking sight. Tailor it to suit attention seeking narcissistic types - in other words celebrities - and then add a few gimmicks smart apps specifically designed for celeb needs - like easy up load for sex vids and secretly recorded phone conversation; and you'll have a license to print money! Then you only really need a name that sounds clever at first but less so every time you hear it - like Tweeter, or if you can find a way to run your network through video enabled Skype, possibly something like Peeper.com. The entertainment gossip community is waiting for the celebrity version of wikileaks! It could even be called Celebrileaks!

Not every celebrity bares their privates in grainy homemade porno. Some manage to get big league movie producers to pay 'em to do it in major motion pictures! Those A List celebs will be appearing in the Greater Toronto Area for the upcoming TIFF Awards, and you can get your guide to celebwatching via the following handy link! Then of course you can keep checking here - your one handy link for celebrity smut, nudity included!




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