What's the difference between Gilbert Gottleib and Rush Limbaugh - Gottlieb doesn't pretend to be a serious political commentator!
What can you say about a big fat pill head who shoots of his mouth public? Now I'm not referring to Alex Jones. Jones is cogent & thoughtful compared to this professional blowhard. The blowhard is Rush Limbaugh and regular listeners probably noticed that this dude's mouth lost contact with his brain - which itself lost contact with reality so that's a fine state of affairs - some time back - and started freewheeling. In fact it's been freewheeling further and further off the beaten path & on on to the lunatic fringe.Rush offer's political commentary the way a backed up septic tank offers raw sewage
Now a lot of shit has come out of Limbaugh's big gaping maw over the course of his bombastic and otherwise banal talk radio career, but the loud mouthed snook has recently out done himself. You might not believe what those loose lips recently let slip. Now for those unfamiliar with Limbaugh's routine, he's the guy who takes political commentary down to a carnival barker level. His usual spiel borders on the kill abortionist to respect he sanctity of life routine, or bring democracy to the rest of the world by bombing it flat. He supports mandatory gun owner ship for all America's - especially deranged kooks who might take a shot at the president (Lush Dumbaugh might call that Tea Party Patriotism others might wonder whether years of pharmaceutical pill abuse have caused some serious brain damage), just in case the Russkies mount some kind of commie counter attack. I'm not sure how he stands on making use of the poor and down trodden in some Solyent Green type plan - but I hear he was a great fan of Swift's Modest Proposal until some one explained to him that it was a satire. "You mean it's a fairy story? Just like the Bible? Bah hum bug!" In other words he's a pair of tinfoil under shorts away from being Glenn Beck.
... amd you thought Charlie Sheen was nuts!
Now when you got a big loose cannon of a mouth then you usually say some pretty outrageous things just as a matter of course. Stuff like "Eat the poor" and "bomb everything", In other words he's like Glenn Beck after a stroke. So when you shoot off on a level that makes Charlie Warlock Sheen sound calm, considered and rational, you got some real personal standard of psychosis to maintain. The one thing that you can say about the Rusher is that he's got a real and undeniable talent for topping himself. To bad he doesn't have more of a talent for stopping himself.
don't tempt Mother Nature by driving a Prius
Top himself is what the big fat wind bag recently did on the subject of Japan. Now while the est of North America tormented them selves wit guilt about not doing more to help those poor wretches living over there in the disaster zone; homeless, with limited food and medicine, and often not enough room at the shelters; Rush as a different take on the situation. According to Rush Japan has no one else to blame for their current misfortune because Mother Gaia has malicious laid them low as her way for showing her appreciation for the Prius.
the electrical car will draw down the wrath of God
According to Lush Rimbaugh Japan went wrong went they got all ecological. They started flooding the America car market with all these eco responsible cars with the dinky lawn mower engines on an eco angle - instead of flooding he market with these huge tyrannosaurus rex gas guzzling hummers - Rush figures that this was some transparent attempt to suck up to Mother Earth - and being a woman, you can't expect anything in the way of gratitude. You can only expect to be trampled under foot. So if you're not willing to show Big Bitch who's the boss you gotta expect to be trampled under earth after the Great Devouring Mother has gnawed the meat off your bones and finished sucking the marrow from your bones. So playing along ain't gonna get you anywhere.
Ruch Limbaugh - an pill induced level of brain damage that makes Ann Coulter look like William F Buckley jr!
Lest Rush get upset and claim to have been misquoted by some Internet blogger, here's the gist of what he did say on his Tuesday show. While discusing the whole subject of the Japan earthquake, The Rusher said - on the air - that:
"If these are the people that invented the Prius, have mastered public transportation, recycling, why did Mother Earth, Gaia if you will, hit them with this disaster?" "They've given us the Prius. Even now, refugees are recycling their garbage." Here, he began to laugh, continuing, "and yet, Gaia levels them! Just wipes them out!"
"He's right," Limbaugh said. "They've given us the Prius. Even now, refugees are recycling their garbage." Here, he began to laugh, continuing, "and yet, Gaia levels them! Just wipes them out!"
suck my goof balls
Now Rusher doesn't exactly sound like like Mother Theresa. In fact he sounds like he's back on those goof balls that every Republican condemns and every other republic secretly takes - like Rush himself. Though it must be said that an undisclosed number of those God fearing neocons (is the proper term "Neocon" or "Necrophile"? - I keep getting them confused) do that shit so that the they can score gay sex in public restrooms while adopting the wide stance in the hopes of some toe tapping fun with anonymous strangers! Keeping in touch with the public is what's helped keep them relevant!
Gilbert the Gremlin
What the Rusher does sound like is one of those tactless stand up comedians like Gilbert Gottlieb who though that about 13 000 dead Japanese was fodder for crude humour. In fact Gilbert Goblips got taken to task over this shoot from the lip comedy. He lost his lucrative Afleck Duck gig. Since that was bout the only work he currently had, he's know cooling his heels in the dog house without so much of a bone to gnaw on.
Will Lush Dumbaugh become the next Alex Jones? It's a dicey business when you can't control your big shit spewing mouth!
So if Gottlieb can get publicly reamed out for his tactless lack of basic humanity, can we we except a big fat pill addled loud mouth snook - who has basically blamed the Japanese for their own misfortunes - to make his way back to public creditability? Maybe after a brief rehab hiatus, some crocodiles tears, and a lot of transparent excuses? Since the Gottlieb precedent has already been set it might be time for Lush Rimbaugh to take a brief vacation from the talk radio circuit - just the way Dr Laura Schlesinger did after she had that unfortunate attack of Tourette's Syndrome on the air (Laura S is currently discussing with her publicist the possibility of being bi polar - at least professionally - of course Flip Wilson describes that as "the devil made me do it"). If he can blame the whole incident on a pill addiction relapse, than he might be able to worm his way into Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab, an even eventually redemption.
Rush & Gottlieb - watch you step or your feet could wind up in your feet in your mouths again; not that there ain't plenty of room in there for 'em
A lot of mea culpe's and some crocodile tears and even that shit cannon of a mouth of his might one day be ready for a return to the airwaves, If he can play the bi polar angle, even he might even be able to work his way back into a broadcasting career via the reality TV rehab route. Word of advice to the Rusher though - in the unlikely event you ever find you self on radio in any capacity other than as Alex Jone's comic foil side kick, you might want to get your brain in motion before that mouth of yours gets into gear. Your next attack of verbal diarrhea under the guise of no spin straight shootin' commentary might be our very last, After that you won't even find cartoon voice over work. Besides there are some eager cooperate spoketoones looking for work and eager to take you jobs!
