If Jesse James is this bad then Sandra Bullock is really stupid
When the shit hits the fan it really hits. The latest Jesse James allegations have him pulling a Michael Vick. Sources are accusing James, though not yet formally, of animal abuse:Jesse James may have entered rehab to stave off a divorce from Sandra Bullock but that’s the least of his problems as a horrible new scandal has emerged. He’s accused of outrageous cruelty involving his pet dogs!
Two of Jesse’s favorite pit bulls fought in a bloody battle to the death - and Jesse’s terrified dog Rudy was ripped apart in the savage attack that tore a leg almost completely from his body.
Shockingly, the tattooed TV mechanic treats the vicious encounter as a big joke, charge sources.
“Sandra was horrified and in tears when she first heard what had happened to those animals,” said an insider.
“She believed he was this gentle biker with a heart of gold. But if he can let this sort of thing happen to his dogs, that tells you who he really is - Jesse IS heartless.”
"A gentle biker with a heart of gold"! So was Sandra dropped on her head or something? There's also some nasty talk about foursomes and unprotected sex:
In an exclusive interview with Life & Style, tattoo artist and owner of Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, Eric McDougall, and receptionist, Skittles Valentine, confess to having a freaky foursome with Jesse James and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee last June – and Skittles had intercourse with Jesse without a condom.
The racy encounter took place one drunken night after the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival last June while Sandra Bullock was busy promoting The Proposal. “Michelle came into my shop and was like, ‘I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend,’” Eric tells Life & Style. “I recognized Jesse right away.”
After Eric filled in Jesse’s octopus tattoo with a little color free of charge, Jesse and Bombshell went to a liquor store downstairs and returned with booze to lighten the mood. Michelle made the first move, kissing Skittles, and then they all found their way to the tattoo parlor’s private back room. “Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles,” says Eric, noting there was never a mention of Sandra.
“Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex,” Skittles tells Life & Style exclusively. “I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.” The foursome ended only when Bombshell got jealous of Skittles spending too much time with Jesse — and the two ended up in a hair-pulling, knock-down fight! (Requests for comments from Jesse and Michelle were not returned.) While Eric can’t recall if he used protection during the more intimate part of the night, Jesse didn’t use any protection. “Maybe I used a latex glove,” says Eric. “I don’t know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.”
James James might have incurred more image damage than rehab can cure! If even half of this is true then Sandra better have the name of a good doctor! Meanwhile the rest of us are waiting for the inevitable Jesse James mugshot (Or pix of Bullock's swastikaed twat!). As for Miss Congeniality, who knows how much of this shit is gonna start sticking to her too - as if she didn't know. Does she really think we're stupid enough to believe that she's stupid enough not to have been aware of this?
On the bright side she has lost 14 pounds. With a fab new make over this will be water under the bridge! Next stop Dancing With the Stars.
